Gifts for Lawyers and Paralegals

Are you a lawyer who is sometimes hard to get along with?

Do you know someone who fits this description?

This humorous t-shirt design includes the words - NOTICE, For your own safety! - Please, Do Not Feed The Lawyers!

An overworked lawyer, in captivity, can be just as unpredictable and dangerous as a wild animal. Never try to give them food without first asking their keeper for permission.

Are your coworkers not demonstrating the proper reverence around the office? Are fellow employees not recognizing your elevated place in the hierarchy? Then this t-shirt is for you!

Someone has to be Queen of the Lawyers. Why not you?

This humorous, tongue in cheek, design is available on a variety of products, including t-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs and prints.

T-shirt design with the words "Beware of the Lawyer - Owner assumes no responsibility."

We've all seen "Beware of the Dog" signs, well here's one for lawyers. The domesticated lawyer, although appearing tame and friendly, can have a vicious mean streak. Give clients and co-workers fair warning about your disposition. They cant say they haven't been warned!

Lawyer t-shirt design featuring the words "Be one with the Law Books!" A great gift idea for law students.

So when did the law profession come into being? Is it possible that attorneys have existed longer then previously thought? Recently unearthed ancient verses may provide answers. This attorney t-shirt design features the words - "Let there be attorneys, to helpith people with legal problems. - Genesis 1:36"

PD t-shirt design featuring the words - "Let there be public defenders, to represent the accused. - Genesis 1:36"

Are you a PD who is sometimes hard to get along with?

Do you know someone who fits this description?

This humorous t-shirt design includes the words - NOTICE, For your own safety! - Please, Do Not Feed The Public Defenders!

An overworked PD, in captivity, can be just as unpredictable and dangerous as a wild animal. Never try to give them food without first asking their keeper for permission.

DA t-shirt design featuring the words - "Let there be district attorneys, to prosecute criminals and keepith thy people safe. - Genesis 1:36"

Are you a DA who is sometimes hard to get along with?

Do you know someone who fits this description?

This humorous t-shirt design includes the words - NOTICE, For your own safety! - Please, Do Not Feed The District Attorneys!

The domesticated district attorney, although appearing docile and tame, can have an unpredictable violent streak. Always use caution when handling food around them.

Are you a paralegal who is sometimes hard to get along with?

Do you know someone who fits this description?

This humorous t-shirt design includes the words - NOTICE, For your own safety! - Please, Do Not Feed The Paralegals!

An overworked paralegal, in captivity, can be just as unpredictable and dangerous as a wild animal. Never try to give them food without first asking their keeper for permission.

Paralegal t-shirt design featuring the words "Queen of the Paralegals"

Are your coworkers not demonstrating the proper reverence around the office? Are fellow employees not recognizing your elevated place in the hierarchy? Then this t-shirt is for you!

Someone has to be Queen of the Paralegals. Why not you?

This humorous design is available on a variety of products, including t-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs and prints.

Are managers, costumers, and coworkers constantly interrupting your work with trivialities? Is your workday crowded with needless meetings and distractions?

This paralegal t-shirt design features the words "Paralegal" and "BACK OFF! Give me some room to work."

A great gift idea for a serious paralegal who just wants to get the job done!

Paralegal t-shirt design featuring the words "Paralegal" and "Live the Dream!"

This humorous design is available on a variety of products, including t-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs and prints.

So when did the paralegal profession come into being? Is it possible that paralegals have existed longer then previously thought? Recently unearthed ancient verses may provide answers. This paralegal t-shirt features the words - "Let there be paralegals, to doith jobs that lawyers are too 'busy' to do. - Genesis 1:36"