Gifts for the Guy Who Has Everything

Cruzin Cooler

 Cruzin Cooler combines two basic necessities of life, the ability to have cold food or a beverage handy along with the means to get somewhere, without walking. With modern technology, the Crusin Cooler is available in gas and electric models.The cooler is light enough to be driven to a location and then picked up and carried!! The cooler can be used for hunting, sporting events, races, camping, golf or even a trip to the grocery store to keep your food cold all the way home.

Marine use will be popular for the new cooler allowing you to take your fish/drinks/food/ ice to and from your boat with powered assistance and braking. Simply ride or power your way up and down ramps. There are virtually hundreds of uses for the new cool motorized coolers!! * Cargo capacity 24-12oz cans + 8 pounds of ice * Top Speed up to 13 mph *Rider capacity 250 lbs. Tested to 540 *Range up to 15 miles * Box size 28" long, 17" wide, 19" tall * Weight (dry) approx 64lbs. * Excellent personal transportation * Great indoor transportation 

  

Beer Hammer

 Hits nails and opens beers, and helps you get hammerd!! What a miracle!! Are you doing some construction on a sunny Sunday afternoon? Use the Beer Hammer, the ultimate multitasking device, to hammer in some nails and open your brews. Joining the two loves of men, hammering things and drinking, the Beer Hammer can satisfy those desires for a lifetime. Who'll ever use a regular hammer again. Get one for you and one for your best drinking buddy. 

 

Camouflage Hops Holster

 Hold your drinks in style!! The latest in six pack carrying accessories comes in two stylish colors, Apple Red and Camouflage. Each drink spot is like can cooler, so you're sixth drink can be just as cold as the first. Even though you probably won't know the difference by then. Perfect for a picnic, a party, some tailgating, or the next big sporting event. Who wants to miss a second of March Madness getting up to get a brew and missing the big shot? The replay is just not the same!!! Adjustable waist: 28" to 48" Height of each beer pocket = 4" plus 3/4" lower for the strap that holds can at bottom. 4 and 3'4" inches is height of each pocket. Diameter of each individual beer pocket is 3" There is even a hidden pocket in this can holder. It measures 5" wide x 3 and 1/2" long vertically. Don't tell anyone, it's a secret. 

 

Think Tank

 Ever wish you had an extra brain?? Of course you do!! But how? Oz is a hell of a hike. Wait, two brains are better than one, you could simply get Dr. Karlosis? Think Tank. This glowing life-like brain in a bubbling self contained unit, is much like the ones from the 1950?s horror films. It?s great as an office oddity, or Halloween effect. The constant bubbling can even be relaxing. The workmanship and detail are akin to that of Hollywood special effects departments. The tank comes fully assembled (just add water!) It stands 47" tall and operates on standard American 110 house current. 

 

Radio Controlled Rat

The life-sized rubber rat is all you need to scare the living daylights out of your family and friends. Its textured body, glowing red eyes and fast movement all add effect to this nasty little rodent. Powered by 3 AA and 1 9v battery, the rat is controlled by a small radio controller. With the flick of a switch you can move your rat left, right forwards or backwards. With a range of up to 50 feet, you can watch at a safe distance as the rat scuttles and spins around. He has been designed with an evil looking face, snarling teeth and beady eyes that glow red when he moves. Enjoy hours of fun patrolling your house or office, terrorizing anything that comes in its way!!    

 

Finger Drums

 Do you love playing Guitar Hero? Are you prepping for a future in rock stardom? Well, the Finger Drums might be your perfect first step. It might even be good to exercise your hand at work to avoid Carpal Tunnel. Turn the Finger Drums on and start tapping your finger. Every time you hit a drum head it lights up and plays the beat. Mix and match the beats to create your musical masterpiece. Use the record button to save your new monster drum loop. Crash the symbol, hit the snare or even tap the foot drum. It truly is fully interactive and unlimited amounts of fun. A perfect funny gift for any music fan. Let your fingers be the music superstars. 

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Cocktail Chemistry Set

 There are several rules for cocktails - 1. You must be twenty-one. 2. - A proper martini is made with gin and not vodka (sorry, but it's true). And 3. - Constitutional isomers of dimethyl ether, when blended with a combination of citric acids and disaccharides are damned tasty. If you can live by these rules, then you can be a certified scientific mixologist: one who is capable of using their immense intelligence to create astonishingly awesome alcoholic beverages. We've got your starter set of glassware right here. Beakers, vials and lab-stand right out of a mad-scientist's laboratory.    

Flashing Willie Doll

 Willy wants to be free and I'm not talking about the movie!! Bearing a grin the Flashing Willie Doll gyrates around then rips open his trench coat and for the climax his pants drop exposing his Tightie Whiteys!! And for a touch of class the Flashing Willie Doll makes his moves to the tune of Beethoven's 5th Symphony. Sound Activated and Try Me button batteries included (4 "AA" batteries.)   

 

Humping Hound

 MOVE OVER ROVER! BONER THE HUMPING HOUND IS BRINGING SOME STIFF COMPETITION!!! Boner is excited to see you! Boner The Humping Hound will have you and your friends howling with laughter with his unique brand of affection! Just clip Boner's front paws to any object, squeeze his back paw and watch as this dirty dog barks and gyrates in the classic pooch pose! Battery operation lets you take Boner anywhere...IN THE OFFICE: Show off your BONER at the water cooler. AT YOUR NEXT PARTY: Bring your BONER to the dance floor. IN YOUR CAR: Share your BONER with the entire world! GIVE A BONER A HOME FOR ONLY $19.95  

 

NOT TO BE OUT DONE BY THE HUMPING HOUND..... WE HAVE.......

 USB Humping Hound

 The USB Humping Dog will love your PC or laptop a long time! Anyone who sees it will surely howl with laughter. Simply insert your USB Humping Hound into any open USB port and he'll gyrate like there's no tomorrow.   

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Fire Bell Alarm Clock

 Have you been sleeping through your alarm clock so much that you have no more excuses left for the boss? When all else has failed it's time for the Fire Bell Alarm Clock. Styled like a classic fire alarm when the clock strikes the set alarm time it will shrill with the sound of a fire alarm making you jump right out of bed. The Fire Bell Alarm Clock will not only wake you up but probably most of your house as well. Perfect for the punctually-challenged worker or a college student who needs a little extra provocation to get out of bed. There will be no more snoozing for you on the day of the big presentation or test. The Fire Bell Alarm Clock comes in this box and features: - Three Alarm Settings - Snooze Button- Delay's Alarm For 8 Minutes -Measures 7 inch tall by 6 inches wide.- Requires 2 x AA batteries (not included)    

 

Laser Target Alarm Clock

 Get your day on target, right in the crosshairs, by starting it with the Laser Target Alarm Clock. Set your alarm for the morning, and when it goes off you have to pick up the laser Star Trek-ish remote and shoot the Alarm Clock right in the center for it stop harassing you. By that time, you're awake and the Laser Target Alarm Clock's job is done! Especially useful for those chronic snooze button pushers. You know who you are! The Laser Alarm Clock has no snooze button. Beyond the laser targeting the Laser Target Alarm Clock just looks cool and makes an impressive night table accessory for your bedroom. - Large and easy to Read Backlit Display - Easy to Set - Remote batteries included. - Clock Requires 3 AA Batteries (Not included)

 

Pole Dancer Alarm Clock

 Sandy the "exotic dancer" just wants to wake you up. By day, she tells you the time but when you need to wake up the lights go on, the music starts and she just starts riding that pole. She's your private, tiny dancer, the Pole Dancer Alarm Clock. The Pole Dancer Alarm Clock will turn your bedroom/bedside table into a flashy, night club in a matter of moments. Perfect for a strip club enthusiast or a college dorm room accessory. is there a better way to wake up besides the Pole dancer Alarm Clock? * Easy to Set. Includes Light/Snooze Button. * Requires 3 AA batteries (not included). * Measures 5 1/4 x 4 1/4 x 8 3/4". The stripper is about 8" tall. * Large and easy to Read Backlit Display 

 

Wake Up Call Phone Alarm Clock

 Wake Up to a hotel style alarm call with a 5 minutes call back option. Set the Digital Alarm Clock, at your designated wake up a time will come through. It's the Perfect gag gift and conversation piece for guest rooms in your home since, at times, you can feel more like a hotel manager with all the family guests staying during the holidays. Wake Up Call Alarm Clock Features: - Large and easy to Read Backlit Display - Easy to Set - LED digital clock in dial. - Snooze Button. - Clock Requires 3 AA Batteries (Not included) - Measures 5" x 6" x 6" - Note: This is not a working phone, its just intended to wake you up with a ring. Turn Your Home into a Hotel for Only $24.95!! 

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Corvette Alarm Clock

* This cool Corvette Sting ray alarm clock will have you up with a smile !
* Instead of a boring alarm bell, this clock offers the distinct sound of a classic Corvette V8 engine starting up and driving away
* Front of the clock features a photo of a '67 Sting ray driving along a coastal highway
* Sleek chrome-colored plastic casing
* Approximately 5" high, 5.75" wide, 1.5" deep

Flying Digital Alarm Clock
Black

In pursuit of waking excellence... meet the alarm with a difference! Flying Alarm Clock. SAVE BIG! By its very purpose, the "perfect" alarm clock must be able to outwit the human who sets it! An interesting challenge, to say the least. This Flying Alarm Clock comes as close as I've seen. When the alarm goes off, a helicopter flies into the air, carrying the key to turn off the alarm. The only way to silence the alarm is to get out of bed and find the key! The true late sleeper has finally met their match! Large, easy-to-read backlit display. Alarm / snooze / off settings. Requires 4 AA batteries (not included). Measures 5 1/2 x 4"h. Weighs 7 ozs. Order yours today! Flying Alarm Clock

Wind Up Racing Grannies

 Did you ever wonder if elderly people raced with their walkers? Well, these Wind Up Racing Grannies definitely use their walkers at maximum speed. Line up the racing grannies and wind them up through a key in their back. Watch them soar across your desk or kitchen table. Time and time again the Racing Grannies show that senior citizens want to compete. Includes: - One pair of Racing Grandmothers in attractive packaging. - No batteries necessary. The Wind Up Racing Grandmothers are just $14.95!!   

 

Hillary Nutcracker

 No nut is too hard to crack with the hilarious Hillary Clinton Nutcracker!! The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker is the perfect kitchen utility for the politically-inclined. How to use Hillary to her full potential: 1) Carefully insert your nuts between Hillary's thighs and squeeze. 2) Eat the nuts. 3) Repeat again and again for nut cracking bliss. It just takes a little manhandling. Specs: * Hillary's body is made of plastic and the nutcracker is stainless steel. Some people say the real Hillary is made of those as well. * She stands 9" tall. The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker can be yours for only $19.95!!   

 

Anti Ticket Donut - Policeman Gag Gift - Chocolate or Sprinkles

 Lead foot? Late for Work? Does that Police Officer Know You By First Name? Then You Need is The Anti-Ticket Donut! Keep this device in the glove box near the registration for your car. If you are stopped by the police use such phrases as: "I can't find my car's registration, I only have this tasty donut". Or say, "Instead of my driver' license, wouldn't you like to have this delicious donut?" The donut works best by itself, but it can be combined with other methods such as crying, whining, and begging. Think of it as a polite way of saying: "Can we settle this here? The Anti-Ticket Donut is a donut (fake) placed inside a platinum colored can with windowed lid. It is a novelty that a person would use to give to a police officer to get out of a ticket. Attached to the can is a label with the badge logo and a set of humorous directions about how to use the donut. Each Anti-Ticket Donut is hand assembled and looks like a real donut is inside. This device is a great conversation piece and is sure to get lots of laughs! For goodness sake, don't try to use one of these on a real police officer, we're not responsible if you get arrested!   

 

Crazy Shaking Cat in the Bag

 It's Fun in Here!! You may have heard the phrase, "it's in the bag." But you've probably never seen the Crazy Cat in the Bag. A hysterical gag gift for the friend of felines in your life. The Cat in the Bag measures approximately 9" tall, 5 inches wide and comes complete in a clamshell to prevent your new Cat in a Bag from being crushed up.   

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F-Bomb

Drop the Bomb!!! The F-Bomb is the funniest way of releasing the fury without saying it yourself.Bang the F Bomb against the wall or a table or someone's head and it yells"FUCK!" and explodes with a "BOOM"!Is someone pissing you off at work? Throw the F BOMB at them. Is your sibling or spouse, throw the F Bomb at them? Need to relieve a tense situation, The F-Bomb Plush Toy is the perfect cure A perfect gag gift that is truly explosive.The F-BOMB Talking Plush Bomb measures 5" tall x 5" wide and contains 3 replaceable batteries (included).   

 

Cursing Playing Cards

 Learn Foreign Language Curse Words. Cuss Card Set includes: - 52 cards in a deck - Each card has the curse word in English plus 6 additional languages: German, French, Dutch, Italian, Spanish, Swedish. - Words include: To Puke, Jack Off, Goddammit, Pimp, $#!thead, @$$hole and many more.   

 

Terry The Nasty Swearing Turtle

 Terry Turtle may look shy but once you get him to pop out of his shell watch out because Terry has quite a nasty streak in him! Watch Terry The Swearing Turtle in action. You won't believe what comes out of his mouth. Specs of Terry the Nasty Swearing Turtle: * Terry has over 25 unique shocking outbursts so he won't get boring after a day! * Settings: PG and the ultra uncensored 18+ * Modes: Motion-activated and always-on random * Arms and head move Includes 3 x AA batteries. Terry wants to curse out your pals for Only $19.95!!! 

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Sexual Bloopers :
An Outrageous, Uncensored Collection of People's Most Embarrassing X-Rated Fumbles

Ever wish you could have yelled CUT! when the reality of the moment didn't quite live up to your wildest sexual expectations?
Ever look back on that less-than-erotic experience and think, "Something like that could only have happened to me!"?
Well, here's the book that'll prove you were wrong, because when it comes to sexual misadventures, you're definitely not alone!

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