Gifts - Valentine's Day Shockers!

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Just For Fun, A Collection Of Gifts - Valentine's Day Shockers.

Have some fun this Valentine's Day. Skip the traditional gifts - Valentine's Day Shockers are here. Don't worry, they are not too shocking, but a definite deviation from tradition. Have a look, you will find plenty of gifts for men, gifts for women and even more that are great for anyone.

What you won't find is candy or flowers. So get ready to giggle with me. Enjoy.

Always February 14th

A Bit of Valentine Trivia:

St. Valentine's Day was first declared an official holiday in 1537 by King Henry VIII of England


Countdown to Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day: February 14, 2013

Shockingly Fun

As A Women I Like This Funny Guide to Finding Love

I'll Bet Men Find it Shocking

Control Your Partner Remote Control

An equal opportunity offensive gift

Some how I doubt that either of these will have the effect that you desire, unless of course your partner shares my twisted sense of humor, and laughter is your goal.

Control Your Man Remote Controller
Control Your Man Remote Controller
Control Your Woman Remote Controller
Control Your Woman Remote Controller

More Queen of Hearts, Less Queen of Hearts and Queen of Hearts Shocker

Gentleman - Would You Wear a Tie with Hearts?

If you would, these are the best I found . . .

Why are these shocking? Well, I guess it is personal. You see, if I ever saw my hubby in any tie it would be shocking. He didn't even wear one when we got married. (I was barefoot - we are a perfect match.) So, as for gifts - Valentine's Day will not see my hubby opening up a tie.

However, if he did, and if he had fun with ties, any of these would be a wonderful Valentine's Day gift:

Valentine's Day tie
100 Hearts Tie
Valentine Love Hearts Tie


Valentines Day Heart Design (Customizable) Neckties
Two Hearts Custom Tie
Black and Red Heart Tie

Fun In the Bedroom

I love these matching pillow cases. They may not be "shocking" but they sure are a surprise - and loads of fun all year long.

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My Heart is Yours to Catch Pillowcases
Price: 36.00
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You're Irresistible Pillowcases
Price: 36.00

Matching Fun In the Kitchen

If you liked these adorable stick figures of love in the bedroom, you will love them in the kitchen. They can stand alone, but clearly go together when side by side. Lots of designs to choose from at Loft and Co. Here are four of my favorites.

Couples drinking glasses
From My Heart to Yours Drinking Glass Set
Price: 27.00
Couples drinking glasses
Nothing Comes Between Us Drinking Glass Set
Price: 24.00


Couples coffee mugs
Love Grows for You Coffee Mugs
Price: 27.00
Couples coffee mugs
You're so beautiful...to me Coffee Mugs
Price: 27.00

The Love Pinch Bridal Couple



This 7 inch figurine adds quite a twist to the traditional wedding couple. The perfect gift if you are going for the Valentine's Day shocker.


Traditional, Modern or Shocking - What Type of Gifts Do People Really Want?

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Shockingly Adorable

Kids Kissing Poster

Shockingly adorable

I just love this poster. How can you resist those two precious little kids. Posters are a great gift as they can be appreciated all year long. This one is so irresistible, I just might have to get a copy for myself.

Kids Kissing
Kids Kissing Art Print
Buy at AllPosters.com

Sending Gifts for Valentines is an Old Tradition

A Bit of Valentine Trivia:

The first Valentine believed to be sent:
The Duke of Orleans (while imprisoned in the Tower of London) sent a Valentine in 1415 to his wife.
The famous Valentine now lives in an English museum.

My Valentine Art Print - Shockingly Sweet

by Kim Anderson

Another irresistible photo, this one from artist Kim Anderson. Perfect gift for someone special, for Valentine's Day or any time.

My Valentine
My Valentine Art Print
Anderson, Kim
Buy at AllPosters.com

Just Plain Shocking

Dirty Valentine Hearts

(Don't Worry, Not Too Dirty)



Imagine the look on your sweetheart's face when reading a special love heart picked out by you. Expecting "I love you" or "Be Mine" they will be shocked to instead read "be mine tonight" or "cute butt"

Dirty Valentine Hearts - $5.49

A Shocking Message of Love

I am not even sure what to say about this one . . .

Underwear Gifts for Valentine's Day

Underwear for Him

A few laughs and a shocked expression on his face when the opens these Valentine's Day underwear . . .

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Branded Hearts - Now Here's a Shocker



Not really a shocker, they are made for branding your steak. How romantic to cook a steak for your sweetie and serve it with a double heart.

Double Hearts Pictorial Steak Brand

Are You a Cupid?

Do you have a bow and arrow?

A Bit of Valentine Trivia:

Cupid is often seen shooting his bow and magic arrows.
Cupid is the son of Venus (the Roman goddess of love).
It is believed his arrows rouse feelings of love.



The crossbow won't give you the cupid effect.

150 Lbs Wood Crossbow with Scope and Pack of Metal Arrows

Amazon Price: $84.49 (as of 06/01/2012)Buy Now
List Price: $129.99

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Another Not So Loving Poster

An Ed Hardy Poster

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  • Psycho_Free_Zone Feb 9, 2012 @ 1:34 pm | delete
    Great collection of valentines.
  • Mickie_G Jan 27, 2012 @ 5:41 pm | delete
    Oh my, I am grinning from ear to ear. Why? Because this is the cutest Valentines Day lens I have seen today! Blessed!
  • Mickie_G Jan 27, 2012 @ 5:41 pm | delete
    Oh my, I am grinning from ear to ear. Why? Because this is the cutest Valentines Day lens I have seen today! Blessed!
  • survivoryea Jan 14, 2012 @ 1:49 pm | delete
    Great fun! Enjoyed this immensely!
  • kashmier Jan 6, 2012 @ 6:13 pm | delete
    Great lens and thank you very much for featuring my tie :)
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