The Girlfriend Factory

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Now That I've Got Your Attention!

Did you click on this lens because you thought you could order yourself a girlfriend? If so, you're partially right and partially wrong. I have ten original girlfriends, all of which can be ordered on a variety of items, but none of whom will go out with you on a date. Sorry about that. Really though, they are cute and if you put the shirt over a pillow...well, let's not go there, I want to keep this in the G-rated section.

So You Don't Have Girlfriends, What Do You Have? 

Or what can I buy for a few bucks (if I can even find a few bucks)!?

Sad to say, with the state of the economy lately, you can hardly afford to buy anything, even if it is only for a few bucks. BUT, I'm happy to report, that if you are one of the lucky few who found some spare change while cleaning under the sofa cushions the other day, The Girlfriend Factory has oodles of things to spend it on! (We wouldn't want it burning a hole in your pocket now, would we?) Look around and see the amazing things (read as greeting cards, buttons, keychains, magnets, bumper stickers, etc.) that can be bought for less than a large mocha latte at one of those over-priced coffee houses. Add a double shot of whatever and you can snag yourself a mug, mousepad or hat. Goodness, have you ever bought a snack to go with your coffee? (They even carry sandwiches and salads now!) Now we're talking T-shirts, postage, aprons, ties, bags...the sky is the limit! You know what I'm talking about, so save the waistline one day and cover it with a custom designed shirt from The Girlfriend Factory!

Okay We're Visual!

So you want to see a few examples do you? Okay, I get the idea. Just scroll down and you'll see some really cute stuff from my Zazzle gallery The Girlfriend Factory

Is this where I see the stuff or what? 

Or, ooohhh, look, pictures!

Adorable Tees!

For all ages and sizes!

Fun Magnets!

Aren't these cute?

Ked's Shoes!

The real deal!

Original Mousepads!

No cat required!

US Postage!

Yep, you can really use it to mail things!

How I Make This Great Stuff! (Mac Versions) 

Or, can I do this too?

With just a few tools, available through Amazon, you can create your own Zazzle Gallery and start having fun, fun, fun! Be careful though, it's addictive!

Adobe Photoshop Elements 6 (Mac)

I don't use this, but I hear it works really well!

Amazon Price: $63.99 (as of 07/12/2009) Buy Now
List Price: $89.99

Adobe Photoshop CS3 [Mac] [OLD VERSION]

I have this, but I haven't learned to use it yet.

Amazon Price: $629.00 (as of 07/12/2009) Buy Now
List Price: $649.00

Adobe Photoshop CS3 Upgrade [Mac] [OLD VERSION]

In case you have CS2 and just need the upgrade!

Amazon Price: (as of 07/12/2009) Buy Now
List Price: $199.00

Adobe Creative Suite CS3 Design Standard [Mac] [OLD VERSION]

Now we start getting expensive, but this is where the tools are at!

Amazon Price: (as of 07/12/2009) Buy Now
List Price: $1,199.00

Adobe Creative Suite CS3 Web Premium [Mac] [OLD VERSION]

This is what I use and it's awesome! I'm still learning how to use all of the programs included.

Amazon Price: $955.00 (as of 07/12/2009) Buy Now
List Price: $1,599.00

(Windows Versions) 

Adobe Photoshop Elements 6 [OLD VERSION]

Amazon Price: $89.99 (as of 07/12/2009) Buy Now
List Price: $99.99

Adobe Photoshop CS3 [OLD VERSION]

Amazon Price: $619.00 (as of 07/12/2009) Buy Now
List Price: $649.00

Adobe Photoshop CS3 Upgrade [OLD VERSION]

Amazon Price: $279.95 (as of 07/12/2009) Buy Now
List Price: $199.00

Adobe Creative Suite CS3 Design Standard [OLD VERSION]

Amazon Price: (as of 07/12/2009) Buy Now
List Price: $1,199.00

Adobe Creative Suite CS3 Web Premium [OLD VERSION]

Amazon Price: $999.00 (as of 07/12/2009) Buy Now
List Price: $1,599.00

Some Guidebooks! 

Or, you can read, can't you?

Photoshop Elements 6 For Dummies (For Dummies (Computer/Tech))

Everyone loves those "Dummies" books, right?

Amazon Price: $15.74 (as of 07/12/2009) Buy Now
List Price: $24.99

Photoshop Elements 6: The Missing Manual

Okay, so not everyone loves those "Dummies" books!

Amazon Price: $26.39 (as of 07/12/2009) Buy Now
List Price: $39.99

The Photoshop Elements 6 Book for Digital Photographers (Voices That Matter)

A book for all of the digital photographers out there!

Amazon Price: $29.69 (as of 07/12/2009) Buy Now
List Price: $44.99

Adobe Photoshop CS3 One-On-One

This one is illustrated! (ohhh, more pictures!)

Amazon Price: $31.49 (as of 07/12/2009) Buy Now
List Price: $49.99

Adobe Creative Suite 3 Bible

Can't go wrong with the CS3 Bible!

Amazon Price: $29.69 (as of 07/12/2009) Buy Now
List Price: $44.99

Some Other Lenses You Might Like! 

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The ridiculous question of the month! 

These may or may not make any sense ~ your guess will be as good as mine!

Short, under twenty words, maybe ten words, I haven't decided yet, polls. I'm going to try to do them every week, so check back often!

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Another ridiculous question of the month! 

This is as good (or as bad) as it gets!

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What Say You, Guest? 

Tell The Girlfriend Factory you thoughts, feelings, ideas or even a joke (but remember, we're G-rated in here)!

This is the place where all you lovely visitors drop a comment saying how you think The Girlfriend Factory is awesome or something similar. *wink*

Aquavel wrote...

Wonderful art. Love your lens! I especially like your turkey, your spattered paint shoe design, "Spring Breezes" and "Mushroom" artwork! 5*s!!!!!

ReplyPosted March 28, 2009

BitsOfWhimsy wrote...

kEwL lens! You did a great job on this!

ReplyPosted March 09, 2009

KimDeanArt wrote...

great lens love it! kim

ReplyPosted February 23, 2009

3dMooNMaN wrote...

Rolled to all lens's ! Lens's Roll and a Berry Pie with Ice cream on the side and make that a Tripple Scoop ! PoW !

ReplyPosted February 14, 2009

3dMooNMaN wrote...

I love the Blue Rolling Hills stamp ! I was loking for something but I forgot what it was ! Maybe your new Candy Shop ? YuMMMmMmMm !!! ( my security word is MegaGeek ! ) Don't tell anyone ! MooNGeeK was Hear !

ReplyPosted February 14, 2009

AnnaleeBlysse wrote...

You've got some wonderful designs!

ReplyPosted January 05, 2009

3dMooNMaN wrote...

Hi !!! It was a vaery nice suprise to see you on on my Zazzle Gallery today ! I am working on some len's. I have added you to my Favorites and Giving you 5 stars for this awesome ! lens of your's ! You have truely wonderfull items ! May I ask you befor I just start clicking away like a Crazy MooNMaN what a lens roll is ?
Your lens ROCKS THE MOON !
Hope to see you soon !
3DMOONMAN

ReplyPosted November 12, 2008

padams617 wrote...

Hi, Great lens. This the kind of lens I would love to build up. My lens at the moment is very small but I was wondering, If I placed a link on my lens linking to yours would you do the same in return?

Thanks for your time,
Philip

ReplyPosted September 10, 2008

SherryHolderHunt wrote...

Hi, wonderful lens! 5*s from me and I'm rolling it to my shh...don't tell lens and to my personal lens!

ReplyPosted August 01, 2008

blessedme wrote...

love yr lens!
great work n superbly cute stuff

ReplyPosted June 22, 2008

fat_fa_tin wrote...

thanks for poiting me to squidoo! you have a great lens and i'm in the process of building my now...cheers!

ReplyPosted June 02, 2008

Earthgoddess wrote...

Awesome Lens and Zazzle shop!! 5 Stars

ReplyPosted May 24, 2008

Jewelsofawe wrote...

cool lens

ReplyPosted May 21, 2008

CreativeArtist wrote...

Thanks for the invite. I love your dragonflies.

ReplyPosted May 20, 2008

JaguarJulie wrote...

What a cute and fun lens! I love the name of 'The Girlfriend Factory!' 5 stars for spectacular, fun stuff!

ReplyPosted May 18, 2008

MouseArte2 wrote...

Fantastic stamp designs and agreat lens

ReplyPosted May 18, 2008

CleanFace wrote...

Nice lens! 5 stars given! :)

ReplyPosted May 17, 2008

AngelineFiore wrote...

You have a wonderful selection of items for sale. I just love the ladybug T-shirt. That is incredible. Keep putting up those terrific items.

ReplyPosted May 16, 2008

mosaic wrote...

The ladybug bag is quite cute.

ReplyPosted May 15, 2008

KimGiancaterino wrote...

Welcome to Squidoo. Very nice first effort!

ReplyPosted May 15, 2008

 
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