Girls Are Weird!

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...But They Smell Pretty!

Whether they're talking to their imaginary friends, wearing an outrageous dress-up outfit with mom's high heels, or making up secret mud pie recipes, girls just wanna' have fun, but sometimes they can be silly and kinda weird too! I know my own daughters have left me wondering, "What were they thinking?", when they were proudly wearing their laciest panties as hats or feeding their dolls real frosted cupcakes.


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Girls are Weirdos but They Smell Pretty

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Here's the perfect gift for a girl (a pretty grown-up girl, that is) to give to her best friend forever-when her BFF is having a birthday, or a bad hair day, or a low self-esteem day, or an I-don't-understand-my-boyfriend day. Because even though it sounds like you're calling your friend a weirdo, this book is in fact a wonderfully astute and affectionate look at the female psyche, and perfect for any girl with a sense of humor (and a desire to know what boys think of girls).

 

Girls are Weird

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Girls are weird, very, very weird! Because of their strange clothes, because they imagine they live in fantasy worlds, because they are cruel to their dolls, because they drink tea from plastic cups, because they write their nightmares down in a notebooks, because they enjoy crying in front of the mirror, because they have pets made out of rags... Well, the girls are weird just because they are not boys.

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What are these silly girls thinking? You Decide!

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Little Girl Dressed as a Clown
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I did my own makeup for school picture day.

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Mom - ya might need a new tube of lipstick

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Seriously, Mother if you show any of my friends - I'm never speaking to you again!

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Pepe Longstocking Arch Nemesis

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Why yes, I am the Joker's daughter. How did you know??? (papawu)

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What? Oh nevermind, I know it has to be my smile :)

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Pippi Longstocking - drop dead!

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I AM smiling!

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I'm a guest here. You better treat me with respect.

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I used starch to make my plaits stand up!

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Would you like to see a pencil trick?

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Snazaroo 16 Color Face Painting Wheel for Walk Around Pallet

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Flip MinoHD Camcorder, 60 Minutes (Spring Garden)

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Two Little Girls Bouncing Gleefully on Their Spacehoppers
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I think I tooted!

4 points

Wee! I could do this all day!

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Those boys are staring at us... I bet they think we're hot!

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My hair's bouncing higher than I am.

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I love hangin' with my g/f, she has the coolest toys!

1 point

We are coming back down, right? (papawu)

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Hippity Hop 28 In. Rainbow Hop Ball

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Cupcake Bandages Bandaids

Cupcakes are the cure-all that can conquer your cuts and contusions!

 

Mili's High Speed Camera Catches Little Girl Watching Shower of Soap Bubble Drifting Down on Her
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One, two, three, four, five, six...

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Boy...I shouldn't have drank all that soda!

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Oh, preeeeeeeeeeeettttty bubbles!!!

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These are NOT tiny bubbles!

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I'm so dizzy.

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I'm forever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air...

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I think they spiked my juice...(papawu)

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Bubble Machine

Dance the night away in a cloud of bubbles. This machine is small and portable so you can have bubbles anywhere!

 

Little Girl with a Toy Stroller and Doll Inside
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Josie give that lady back her stroller, right now!

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Last one home is a rotten egg!

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Hurry Mom....I can hear the ice cream truck!!

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Yeah! My baby stroller is faster than Mom's!

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And the first one takes her place!

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I think I can....I think I can....I think I can....(papawu)

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If we run fast enough, we can go back in time!

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Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go....

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Doll Pram Flowers

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North American Bear Company Rosy Cheeks Baby Brunette

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Little Girl Playing with a Pet Hamster
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Don't squeeze it too hard. Don't squeeze it too hard...

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If you don't behave, I will feed you to the cat!

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Eww, you stink worse than my brother!

1 point

Let's play a game...it's called make Mom scream!

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Poop on her hand! Poop on her hand!

1 point

I think I am about to scream...ewww!

1 point

If you don't let me go I'll pee on you!

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(snap)

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Ohhh, why me??? Why not the other guy in the cage??? (papawu)

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Hamusuta the Happy Hamster in Ball

Hamsuta will run all around your house, with or without his ball!

 

Little Girl and Boy Playing Supermarket
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That'll be 1 million cents, maam.

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Do you have a Super-Duper Market Preferred Customer Savings Card?

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Wait until she finds out why it's really yellow.

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I'd be happy to whip up that non-fat, whipped, extra hot, triple shot, 1/2 shot vanilla, 1/2 shot orange latte!

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I'm sorry, Maam, but your card has been declined.

1 point

Paper or plastic?

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Yes, we don't have any bananas!

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Wow, inflation's everywhere

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Do you have any other locations? (papawu)

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Melissa & Doug Shopping Cart

* Our durable, metal shopping cart looks just like those in real stores!
* Sturdy metal construction includes pivoting front wheels.
* A folding doll seat and protective corner bumpers!

 

Early Learning Centre - Cash Register & Scanner

* Includes scanner, credit/debit card machine and working microphone to make announcements
* Pretend play encourages your child to enjoy using his or her imagination
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Little Girl in Russian Kindergarten
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And my name is Chuck!

2 points

I wish I had a sister.

2 points

@#$*!

1 point

Either my mother hates me, or wants me to look like a present.(papawu)

1 point

Mooooom, not again!

1 point

Somebody help me!

0 points

I AM SO happy!

0 points

This is child abuse!

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Seriously Mom...if you show any of my friends... I'm never speaking to you again!

0 points

Get this bow out of my head...or else!

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You have got to be kiddin me, geeezzzzzzzzzzzz

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The Girls' Book Of Glamour (Guide To Being A Goddess)

Transform yourself from drab to fab with this nifty guide to all things glamorous!

 

Two Nuns Questioning a Little Chinese Girl at the American Mission School For Chinese Children
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I thought penguins were shorter than me.

3 points

O boy... I must really be in trouble... they sent 2 "penguins" to "talk" to me!

2 points

Are those wraiths from Lord of the Rings?

1 point

Maybe they'll go away if I eat this booger.(papawu)

1 point

Hmm, I think they need some new outfits in their dress-up box.

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Should I run or cry?

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My dress is prettier.

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Wowee, the Grim Reaper really does exist!

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RACING NUNS

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My Inspiration For This Lens... 

This lens is dedicated to my Grandma Lida, not because she was a weird girl, but because of her wonderful sense of humor. On every visit to her house that I can remember, when it was time to say goodbye she would think of any reason to keep us longer just as we were walking out the door. She always resorted to opening her hutch drawer and pulling out a very old commercial brochure from her longtime insurance company. The brochure was filled with vintage, black and white photos of kids that had silly captions about insurance featured in conversation bubbles on each photo. For some reason she loved sharing those silly captions with us as she grew older. When she moved to a nursing home last year I found that old brochure a pile that was destined for the recycling bin and it is now a treasured reminder of Grandma's laugh and the inspiration for this lens.

 

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Great Books For Girls (Weird or Not!) 

The Double-Daring Book for Girls

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The eagerly anticipated follow-up to the bestselling phenomenon The Daring Book for Girls is an even more daring with all new original material, promises to be even more of a daring adventure than the first.

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Coraline

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