Rocky's Funny Pets

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say:
"Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
"Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.
The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.
He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"
"Yes", said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: "What's your name?"
"Clarence," said the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?"
The parrot replied, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."

Collie + Lhasa Apso - Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Pointer + Setter - Pointsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund - Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingese + Lhasa Apso - Peekasso, an abstract dog
Newfoundland + Basset Hound - Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog -Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador - Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer -Moot Point, owned by.... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Collie + Malamute - Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier - Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Bull Terrier + Shitzu - Oh, never mind.... #13. Retriever + Irish Setter - Resetter, a dog that can set your vcr for you

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?
A shampoodle
What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?
Wire haired terriers
What do you call a happy Lassie ?
A jolly collie
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?
A bud hound