GKPress Wacky T-Shirts

Welcome to the GKPress CafePress Lens!

Here you'll find an assortment of funny, off-beat t-shirts to share with the world!

My designs tend to have a dry or wry sense of humor as I view things with a sarcastic or skeptical approach to life. But don't let that put you off... I also have two children and 4 pets at home, which makes my life oh so interesting (as I'm sure ALL parents and pet owners can attest). The designs reflect my impressions of the world... from roleplaying and computer humor to parenting and pet owner humor, I run the gamut. :)

You'd Go to the Ends of the Earth...

If it weren't so darned cold!

You know there's that special someone in your life... Maybe a family member, a friend, a significant other... And you know you'd go to the ends of the earth... Well, you would if it wasn't so cold.

Polar bears and penguins always look chilly!

But wear your reluctance proudly... After all, isn't it good enough to be willing to go CLOSE to the ends of the earth? :)

You can get it as a Light t-shirt...

A Women's Light T-Shirt...

And several other types at the GK Press site. So check 'em out!

Politics, politics, politics!

Yes, I had to come up with a t-shirt design for the political season. And though I'm an Obama supporter (yes, I said it), I have a poor opinion of most politicians. They don't listen and get confused easily. That was what inspired this t-shirt...

You can get it on a Fitted T-shirt:

You can get it on a colored t-shirt:

You can get it on a white women's t-shirt:

You can get it on a women's colored T-shirt:

So please wear this shirt come primaries and election days and keep our politicians from being confused. We all know they're confused enough as it is. :)

Slim to Nun Shirts!

Ah, the art of the visual pun. This one came to me in a conversation with a friend of mine as particularly absurd in the face of what's going on in the world today? What are the chances of anything good coming of all the elections? Slim to None... So wear your pun proudly and see if anyone gets the joke. :)

Cheesy Elf Xmas Cards Available

Yes, the Cheesy Elf is back this holiday season providing an inappropriate innuendo with where to place a beloved holiday item -- the candy cane. If you know someone you'd like to tell where to put the candy cane, send them this holiday card. It's sure to make them smile. :)

Got elf?

Remember all the "got milk?" adds that we now ignore because they're everywhere now? Well... This season, don't forget your cuddly little elf! This shirt design comes in a variety of styles, long and short, and is guaranteed to make someone giggle.

Jingle balls... Jingle balls...

Get your mind out of the gutter! I'm talking about the symbols of the season! Who doesn't hear the jingle of little bells during the holidays? And who can avoid seeing all those little glass baubles hung on the tree with care? Well... This just combines the two into something suggesting... well... something else!

Cheesy Elf Shirts Too!

Yes, not only does the Cheesy Elf inappropriately suggest where to put a candy cane, but he does it on a shirt also! We have many styles and colors to choose from, so suggest where your loved ones might put the candy this year!

A Few More GKPress Designs at Cafepress!

Slim to Nun Light T-Shirt

From: GK Press

Price: 16.99

Slim to Nun Women's Light T-Shirt

From: GK Press

Price: 16.99

Put this Where? Light T-Shirt

From: GK Press

Price: 16.99

Jingle Balls Women's Light T-Shirt

From: GK Press

Price: 16.99

Got Elf? Sweatshirt

From: GK Press

Price: 31.99

Lose Something? T-shirt design

Do you ever have those days where you'd lose your head if it wasn't attached? I certainly do. And while working on another design, this one popped into my head (while it was attached!)...

If you like it, click below in the CafePress links section and buy one for yourself!

That Which Kills You... T-shirt Design

For years I heard the phrase "That which doesn't kill you makes you stronger." Well, during college a good friend of mine (unfortunately no longer with us) came up with a corollary to this cliche... "But that which kills you makes you significantly weaker."

So to honor our fallen comrade, I came up with this t-shirt design. Great for gamers, historians, or people with an off-beat sense of humor!

If you like it, you can purchase it below in the CafePress links section!

Bad for the Cat T-shirt Design

Much like the "That which kills you" t-shirt, this one is a wry twist on an old cliche... I believe everyone's heard the phrase "There's lots of ways to skin a cat." Well, one day I finished the phrase with "... and they're all bad for the cat." And it's stuck with me.

As a pet owner and someone married to a veterinarian, this one has generated more than a few raised eyebrows!

Check it out at my CafePress store!

Grad School T-shirt Design

This design was the result of some back and forth with a friend's wife who's currently in grad school. Evidently you must resign yourself to killing forests (by printing pages and pages and pages) while going through grad school. :)

Check it out at my CafePress store!

Caffeine is Mandatory T-shirt Design

Sleep is optional... Caffeine is mandatory.

Anyone who a) has kids or b) likes to party knows that mornings come way too early sometimes. I fall into category a) and caffeine is my friend. Without it I fall into a dull torpor from which I rarely stir. :)

If you too are a caffeine addict... Buy a t-shirt!