Global Vorming and Snow Shoveling

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Stop Shovelling Snow! It is heating up the Earth!

Yes, it is true. Shovelling snow causes global warming. The snow reflects the sun's rays, while the exposed earth and especially blacktop retains the heat. Stop shovelling! Better to tromp through the deep drifts and drive around on sleds.

W.J. Rayment Talks About Shovelling Snow 

W.J. Rayment calls on Professor Shlackenshliel to explain the intricate relationship between snow shovelling and gloooobal vorming.

How Shovelling Snow Causes Global Warming

W.J. Rayment explains how shovelling snow is one of the main culprits in causing global warming.

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Scientific Evidence Abounds About the Hazzards of Shovelling! 

Scientific evidence is has been released that this is indeed the case. Snow shovelling is more than merely a health hazard. I would not be surprised if there was a direct correlation between the number of square feet shovelled and the fractions of a degree increase in the temperature of the Earth over time. Think on your own child-hood. The snow was deeper then than it is now and you probably shovel more now. When I was three the snow came up to my waist or more, now it barely comes up to my knees.

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