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Do no evil.

If I have to explain what Gmail is to you then you should just log off right now and never come back to the internet. No, seriously, just....go. Now. Ok, now we have taken care of those people: Google's free (for now) email service is frighteningly becoming the backbone of America's day-to-day business and personal communications. Many colleges, universities, school systems, governmental offices, and private businesses are relying on Gmail for their internal and external communications. So we have millions of people, not just in America but worldwide, using Gmail but at what cost? Oh yeah free. Sorry. I am drifting. This started as a "features wish list" but now it has become "Oh noes Sergey can read my email." Moving along now.

Delete Everything Button

Some people don't like to save many e-mails. I keep some on my account but at the same time it can be time consuming to go though and delete each one individually on my cell phone. So lets have a delete everything button. Although, give the users a 7-day grace period to be able to go back and undelete something if necessary.

AI Autoreply

Just have an autoreply button for when you are too busy to reply to an e-mail. An artificial intelligence program will reply with what it thinks you would say to this person based on your other e-mails. Perhaps this is too ahead of it's time. Also it may be unethical to have a machine represent itself as you. Some may say this is fraud. Of course, politicians have speechwriters write their speeches all the time and nobody says boo.

Autoslang

Tired of keeping up with the damn kids today and their slang? Just write as you normally do and Autoslang will convert your grammatically correct sentences into those of the cast of Jersey Shore or whatever the heck kids are watching these days. Stay off my lawn.

Breakup Button

Only a jerk would break up with a girlfriend/boyfriend through text message. So do it through e-mail instead! Just push this button and the previous object of your affection will be sent a standard breakup e-mail. The system can also autoignore any future e-mails from this person. No, seriously, don't do this. I'm just joking. Only breakup in person, preferably in a well-lit public area free of dangerous, sharp, eating utensils.

So which Gmail feature would you like to see implemented?

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DelightfulDanielle Mar 18, 2012 @ 5:36 pm | delete

I love this lens! I was on the squidoo lens idea generator and "Gmail features I wish existed" popped up and I searched it and here is a lens on it!