Go Away Doormats for Sale
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Go Away! Scram! This isn't a Welcome Doormat!
Then maybe they'll finally leave you alone. As long as they don't reach the conclusion that your Go Away doormat was meant for someone else... or that you're just joking around. If that happens, I can only suggest getting a big, mean junkyard dog and a baseball bat.
The Succinct Go Away Doormat
Go Away Doormat
Amazon Price: $11.99 (as of 05/31/2012)
I have to say this is my favorite Go Away Doormat. It cuts straight to the point in big, unmistakable letters. It's also made from coconut fibers, so not only is it effective for trapping the dirt and grime from your shoes, it's also made by hand from a renewable resource.
The High Cotton Go Away Doormat
Go Away Doormat
Amazon Price: $14.99 (as of 05/31/2012)
This Go Away Doormat is made from a strong synthetic fiber called olefin. The nice thing about this mat is that it's easy to clean: All you need is a hose and a brush.
More than One Way to Say Go Away Doormat
CocoMatsNMore Go Away Synonyms Design Coco Doormats - 18" X 30"
Amazon Price: $24.99 (as of 05/31/2012)
Some people just don't get the message. "Go away? What do you mean go away?" I mean leave, that's what! Beat it! SCRAM!
If they don't get the picture reading all those words on your doormat, they're hopeless. Or really, really determined. In that case, I recommend chasing them off your property with a nerf bat.
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A Go Away Doormat for Evangelists, Activists, and Salesmen
We Love Our Vacuum Doormat
Amazon Price: $17.12 (as of 05/31/2012)
Maybe you're not trying to scare everyone away. You just don't want someone to tell you how to vote, or how to find God, or why you need a new vacuum cleaner. In that case, this Go Away Doormat should do the trick.
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Come In/Go Away Ambigram Coir Doormat
Amazon Price: $39.95 (as of 05/31/2012)
Maybe some days you're in a tolerant sort of mood, and other days you just want the whole world to stay off your lawn. On the good days, you can turn this mat around so visitors see "Come In." But when you don't want to be pestered, just turn it around again for an instant Go Away doormat.
A Go Away Doormat for Law Enforcement Officials
Come Back with a Warrant Doormat
Amazon Price: $13.79 (as of 05/31/2012)
On the one hand, you COULD tell the nice police officer he can't come into your house without a warrant. On the other hand, you could kindly direct his attention to the mat at his feet: "Come back with a warrant!"
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