Go Fly a Kite!

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Welcome to Go Fly a Kite!

When's the best time to tell someone to "Go Fly a Kite"?

Perhaps April -- "National Kite Month" in North America. Or how about the second Sunday of October, when kite flyers from around the globe unite and fly a kite to celebrate "ONE SKY ONE WORLD".

This light-hearted lens is devoted to all manner of wacky windbags and kooky klutzes who love kites. It's also the right place to send batty bosses, cockamammie colleages, and pesky people who need to lighten up and take a mirthful merry-minded mental health day!!
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OH JOY - GUNG HAY FAT CHOY!

How to celebrate 2012 The Year of the Dragon!


It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait a minute, I do believe it's delightful dragon!

According to Chinese astrology, 2012 is The Year of the Water Dragon. So, if you have any imagination, paper and glue, you can make a mythical masterpiece as this gentleman from Germany has done.

Just keep away from those firecrackers!

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Image Credit: jozartdesigns.blogspot.com/kites dragon germany

Welcome to the Dragon's Den!

Are you ready for some kite flying festivities?

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THERE'S A SEASON FOR EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN...

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KITE-FLYING LESSONS: NO STRINGS ATTACHED!

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Illustration Credit: "Misery", by Suzanne Heller

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Get A Grip on Life -- Go Fly a Kite!

Okay Smartypants, so when's his blinking birthday?

A WORD OR TWO ABOUT KITES

10 things you probably didn't know about kites



1. It is now thought that the first kites flown over 3000 years ago, were made from leaves. In fact, people flew kites 1,000 years before paper was invented!

2. Kite flying was banned in Japan in 1760 because too many people preferred to fly kites than work. And, in the twentieth century, large kites were banned in East Germany because of the possibility of lifting people over the Berlin Wall.

3. Kites have been used for centuries for fishing and have been used in many sea rescues.

4. Kites are used for bird scaring, forecasting the weather and frightening evil spirits away. And in the Orient, kites are given to someone to bring them happiness, good luck, prosperity and cure illness.

5. In 1901 Marconi used a Hexagon kite to transmit the first radio signals across the Atlantic, the kite line was used as the aeriel. And, in WWII the Royal Air Force issued pilots with a 'rescue kit' comprised of a dingy and a folding box kite called a "Gibson Girl" which enabled them to send an SOS message from a portable transmitter with the kite line acting as the aerial.

6. There are 78 rules pertaining to kite fighting in Thailand.

7. There is at least one Kite Festival every weekend of the year in some part of the world. And some of them are even held indoors!

8. Kite Records: The smallest kite in the world which actually flies is 5mm high. The largest number of kites flown on a single line is 11,284, this record is held by a Japanese kite-maker. The longest kite in the world is 1034 metres (3394 ft). The largest kite in the world is the Megabite 55 x 22 metres (630sq metres). The fastest recorded speed of a kite is over 120 mph. (193 km/h). The record for the highest single kite flown is 3801 metres (12,471ft) for a train of kites 9740 metres (31,955 ft). The world record for the longest 'kite fly' is 180 hours. And, some Japanese kites weigh over 2 tons!

9. There are over 50 million kites sold in the USA every year.

10. Kite flying is one of the fastest growing sports in the world, with more adults in the world than children flying them!

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Source: www.kiteman.co.uk

"Imagination is the highest kite one can fly."


-- Lauren Bacall, American actress --

Meanwhile on "Harold's Planet", one poor soul has figured out a way to stay sane ...

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Image Credit: kite cartoon - harolds-planet.blogspot.com/1597.jpg

KITE-MAKING RESOURCES

A VERY SIMPLE-TO-MAKE KITE
A wonderful way to recycle those pesky plastic shopping bags!
HOW TO MAKE A TRADITIONAL KITE
A good "how to video" on how to make a traditional triangle kite.
TWO EASY-TO-MAKE KITE MODELS
Instructions on how to make a "Paper & Straw Kite", and the classic "Scott Sled Kite".
ANOTHER EASY-PEASY KITE KIT
15 steps to making a popular diamond-shaped kite.
FUNNY FITNESS
For those who don't like twiddling their thumbs any more than they like flying a kite!

A Rubic's Cube Gone Crazy in the Wind -- No, It's A Binary Kite Gone Bonkers

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KITES TO CAPTURE YOUR IMAGINATION!

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CHARLIE BROWN'S TAKE ON KITES

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THE HAZARDS OF HIGH-FLYING!


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KITE SONG - PATTY GRIFFON

Patty Griffin - Kite song
by bannyxita | video info

43 ratings | 21,863 views
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FIVE THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT SAFETY IN THE SKY!


1. Thou shalt not fly thy kite, (be it a pink elephant, a giant squid, or a crazy cow), near any buildings or trees. (They will only cause turbulence and definitely spoil your fun!)

2. Thou shalt not fly thy kite near power lines. (You might be a tad embarrassed when you have to call the power utility to retrieve your kite. And if that isn't bad enough, the long wait will cut into your your flying time.)

3. Thou shalt not fly thy kite near a busy street. (Kites, kids, not to mention cars and trucks don't mix. Don't forget, if your kite causes an accident, you'll be on the hook for all the damages!)

4. Thou shalt not fly thy kite in rain or thunderstorms. Benjamin Franklin and Luke Skywalker aside, flying a kite in a storm is a good way to get electrocuted. The Force is definitely not with you, and besides, the lightening will set your kite on fire and leave you a tad frazzled!)

5. Thou shalt not fly thy kite within three (3) miles of an airport.Yup, the wind velocity is probably superb there, but aviation regulators say "No Way" and you don't really want to spend any time in the hoosegow where kite-flying is definitely a no-no!

HE'S AS HIGH

Here are a few quotes about kites to keep you flying high!

-- "He's as high as a kite!" (A metaphor meaning a lounge-lizard who's had one too many libations for his own good!)

-- "Don't ignore the small things -- the kite flies because of its tail." -- Hawaiian proverb

-- "Imagination is the highest kite one can fly." -- Lauren Bacall, (American actress)

-- "Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country." -- Anais Nin (French-born American author, 1903-1977)

-- "Don't be afraid of opposition. Remember that a kite rises against the wind not with it." -- Winston Churchill, (British statesman, orator, author, and artist, 1874-1965)

--"You will find truth more quickly through delight than gravity. Let out a little more string on your kite." -- Alan Cohen, author

-- "Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night or waiting perhaps for their Uncle Jake or a pot to boil or a better break or a string of pearls or a pair of pants or a wig with curls or another chance. Everyone is just waiting." -- Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. 'Dr. Seuss', (American cartoonist, author, and publisher of children's books)

-- "I think my four-year-old has come up with a new metaphor. We don't want 'everything out of life', we 'want everything and a kite'!" -- Ray Romano, American comedian

-- "Doctor, doctor...I've got wind. Can you give me something?"

-- "Yes - here's a kite!"

"K" IS FOR "KING WITH A KITE"!


"The reason for the kite to fly happily in the sky, is not because it's free,
It's because there is a string that will eventually tug it close.
Even if it could fly freely, no matter how hight it flies...
Even if it could reach the outer space, it wouldn't be happy.
Beyond that string is a place to go home to.
Even if it gets tattered and torn, or becomes useless,
There is a gentle hand that will hold it close.

-- (Japanese Drama) -- Kimi wa Petto

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Image Credit: la_salebete@flickr.com

UP UP AND AWAY!

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Image Credit: Awesomealot@flickr.com

LET'S GO FLY A KITE!

Let's Go Fly A Kite
by frentz | video info

753 ratings | 440,451 views
curated content from YouTube

THE KITE CORNER FOR KIDS & GROWN-UPS

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A HEALTHY ALTERNATIVE TO KICK THE CAN!


Kite flying distracts people from their problems and changes slumping, negative-thinking postures to standing-straight, positive-thinking postures. Besides helping folks reduce the stress and strain of life...and, flying a kite sure beats kicking the can or the bucket!

KITE FLYING FESTIVALS

KITE FLYING FESTIVALS IN THE U.K.
Celebrate the 30th Anniversary of the Kite Society of Great Britain in 2009!
The World Kite Museum & Hall of Fame
The World Kite Museum & Hall of Fame is the only American Museum dedicated exclusively to the history of kites, kitemakers and famous kite fliers located in Long Beach, Washington State.
AHMEDABAD INTERNATIONAL KITE FESTIVAL - INDIA
The "International Kite Festival" is held annually in Ahmedabad, India on January 14 to coincide with the Festival of Uttarayan or Makar Sankranti.
BRISTOL INTERNATIONAL KITE FESTIVAL
The "Bristol International Festival of Kites & Air Creations" is happy to announce this year's dates - 12 and 13 September 2009, 11am - 5pm each day. We hope you will join us!
PORTSMOUTH INTERNATIONAL KITE FESTIVAL
The "18th Portsmouth International Kite Festival" will take place on Southsea Common, in Portsmouth, U.K. from the 29th - 31st of August 2009 and promises to be bigger and better than ever!
LIONS INTERNATIONAL KITE FESTIVAL - VANCOUVER ISLAND, BC - CANADA
The event will take place Saturday, July 18th, 2009 - Sunday, July 19th, 2009 on Parksville Beach (in Parksville, Vancouver Island, BC).
WINDSCAPE KITE FESTIVAL - MOOSEJAW, SASKATCHEWAN - CANADA
The "Fifth Annual Windscape Kite Festival" will take place Saturday, June 20 and Sunday, June 21, 2009 from 10:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m., Marston Street and 11th Avenue SW in Swift Current, Saskatchewan (Canada).
BORNEO INTERNATIONAL KITE FESTIVAL
This event will be held from 2-9 August, 2009 at the Old Airport in Borneo (Bintulu-Sarawak).
DIEPPE INTERNATIONAL KITE FESTIVAL - NEW BRUNSWICK (CANADA)
This event which attracts more than 50,000 people will be held in Dieppe, New Brunswick from 11-15 August, 2009.
SKY FESTIVALS - U.S.
Several kite festivals to be held in New Jersey and New York in 2009!

KITE-RUNNER SONG

KITE RUNNER SONG
by AfghanLounge | video info

123 ratings | 100,229 views
curated content from YouTube

Q: What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
A: Benjamin Frankenstein

HIGH-FLYING HISTORY-MAKER



Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) was one of the Founding Fathers of the United States of America. A man of many talents, Franklin was a noted author and printer, satirist, political theorist, politician, scientist, inventor, civic activist, statesman, and diplomat. He used a kite to prove that lightening is a form of electricity.
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THEY GOT BORED FLYING KITES...

Evian Roller Babies international version
by EvianBabies | video info

63,562 ratings | 56,665,052 views
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'Tis the Season To Be Jolly!

So, why not pick up a boisterous book by Barry Kite!

When someone says "Go Fly a Kite"...maybe what they're talking about is taking Barry Kite for a ride, or at the very least picking up one of his crazy Christmas books to read over the Ho Ho Ho holidays!

Damn!: A Christmas Book with Sex, Violence, Drugs & Fruitcake: The Aberrant Art of Barry Kite: All Pictures (Very Little Reading)

Amazon Price: $9.94 (as of 05/31/2012)Buy Now

Trust me, this book is better than buying someone an "ugly Christmas sweater", a pair of Santa socks, or a sucky-faced snow globe.

Santa stripped down to skivvies and ...

Well, he's certainly no klutz when it comes to kite-boarding!

Image Credit: Santa Kite-Boarding at www.stonehousecollection.com

Funny Features to Entertain Your Inner Imp

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GALE-FORCE WINDS GUEST BOOK!

Ah c'mon...lighten up, chill out, and let your inner child out to play!

  • cecepswp Apr 19, 2012 @ 11:44 am | delete
    "High Five" Nice Lens :)
    I also interest playing kite, especially 3D and train models.
  • nelsonkana Jan 25, 2012 @ 2:25 am | delete
    Nice lens here. Am taking a tour of top lenses. I like this one
  • jimmyworldstar Dec 12, 2011 @ 10:23 am | delete
    Flying kites is fun, if a little difficult at first. I like going to big hilly area with an unobstructed view of the sky so I can see where my kite is going.
  • smithlights Jul 7, 2011 @ 10:00 pm | delete
    Wow! Great info! Thanks for sharing with us all.
  • heehaw Apr 25, 2011 @ 5:23 pm | delete
    woohooo some funny history info on this lens,
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