Goddess of Gripe

On the other hand, maybe it's time to pray for the soul of the little roasted reindeer -- you know, the one with the red nose.

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-- "Yup, things are getting pretty scary out there. Oh, and also, it's Halloween!"

-- "I can carve a really great pumpkin if I've got a scary picture to work from. My driver's license photo is perfect!"

-- "This Halloween I'm going as a witch. No costume. I'm skipping my coffee. Believe me, it's scary!"

-- "Tonight's a full moon, huh? Well at least my howling won't seem so out of place."

-- "Trick-or-treaters can be so cute ... imagine them coming to my door and expecting to get something for free."

-- "Vampires sleep all day, fly wherever they want for free, and cant' see themselves in a mirror. Where do I sign?"

-- "It's almost time to rake my leaves. Yeah, right. Then I'm gonna fly around the neighborhood sitting on my welcome mat."

-- "Some of the neighbor's kids actually look better in masks!"

-- "If midnight is called the 'witching hour', then 6:00 am should be called the 'bitching hour'."

-- "What's the big deal about ghosts? I see through people all year!"

-- "Don't know why my neighbors are decorating for Halloween. The kids haven't taken their masks off all year!"

-- "People who yell 'Trick or Treat' are givin' me one too many options!"

-- "What's really scary at Halloween is knowing that all the family holidays are coming up."

-- "Fall makes me grumpy. In that way it reminds me of winter. And spring. And summer."

-- "I always starting running in the fall, not all of me, just my nose."

-- "The leaves have started changing colors, which reminds me I need to clean out the refrigerator."

-- "It's fall and the days are getting shorter and shorter. Along with my patience."

-- "I could go on a hayride, or I could shove sharp sticks down my pants. Same difference."

-- "Fall is a tough season for weather forecasters. It's too cool to scare us with the heat index and too warm to scare us with the wind chill."

-- "I use a leaf blower on my lawn. It's called 'the wind'."

-- "It's fall! Time to hate people who already have their lawnmowers stored, their homes winterized, and their Christmas shopping done."

-- "The squirrels must be gathering nuts. Three of my neighbors have disappeared."

-- "I love a brisk fall season, especially when the leaves blow into the neighor's yard!"

-- "Don't forget to turn your clock back. I'm going to turn mine back to when I was 20."

-- I'm going south for the winter ... actually, some parts of me are headed there already."