God made toilet paper to roll only one way. a debate run by quippingqueen
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HERE'S WHAT I THINK
God made toilet paper to roll only one way.
In the great scheme of things, knowing how to install a toilet paper roll correctly can save your butt and your marriage, if not enhance your chances for promotion and that elusive golden key to the executive washroom!
Remember: God only knows what will happen to you if you get the answer to this one wrong!!
YOUR TURN!
God made toilet paper to roll only one way.
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nessiee says:
I've always been an 'over the roll' kind of gal myself. Though it's not the end of the world should it turn up the other way occasionally.
Posted May 12, 2008
Tammy says:
Yes, and that is for the paper to come from OVER THE TOP OF THE ROLL.
Posted March 11, 2008
rich says:
over the roll. That is unless you have a cat.
Posted March 10, 2008
rp says:
over the roll
Posted March 10, 2008
adultaffiliatequeen says:
over....give me a break, if you hang it under it sticks to the wall when the walls are wet from the shower. how could that possibly be right?
Posted March 05, 2008
Evelyn_Saenz says:
Toilet paper rolls only one way, the lid stays closed and the towels get folded in thirds.
Posted February 25, 2008
fireheart says:
Years ago I dated a woman who when she went to a persons house for the first time, made an early trip to the bathroom. She wanted to see if the TP was over or under. Her view was that if it was under they were going to be boring and were probably morons. I have been an over from that day forward and of course my wife agrees!
Posted February 25, 2008
SusanVillasLewis says:
Thank you for tackling this important topic. We would have world peace if only people would come to understand this one simple concept. :-)
Posted February 23, 2008
No way, Monkeybrain!
meeeooowww says:
Under looks classier and neater but whatever. If you are obsessing over toilet paper you need to see a therapist.
Posted March 11, 2008
Ande says:
sideways
Posted March 03, 2008
says:
You people are living in the past? We use the toilet seat powerwash and blow dry system! Toilet paper. Whats that?
Posted March 03, 2008
Euryale says:
I once dated a man who tried to argue with me that toilet paper had to be hung a certain way. And yet, he could never actually prove it wouldn't work properly for cleaning his butt when hung in his non-preferred direction. And clearly, "God" did not invent toilet paper.
Posted February 29, 2008
sensei says:
only barbarians use TP. civilized world uses warm water.
Posted February 26, 2008
HELP ME PROVE MY POINT
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Toilet Parts
Sometimes known as biological toilets and waterles more...1 point
Do you prefer the toilet paper to be hung over or under?
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Under and Over
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Which way is the toilet paper roll supposed to be put on the holder? - Yahoo! Answers
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BBC - h2g2 - Bog Roll - Over, Under or Not at All?
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Toilet Paper Dispensed From Top or Bottom?
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Amazon.com: Toilet paper, over or under - humor Discussion Forum
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http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/114080/?page=10&
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FACTUAL FOTOS TO PROVE THE POINT!
There are more than 14,000 photos on flickr.com that show the right way, so there!!!
TP Rolls: The Grand Intercontinental, New Delhi
2 TP Rools in a British Water Closet
Testy TP Roll in a public restroom.
TP roll in a Buckland, Connecticut home.
2 TP rolls in a workplace washroom stall.
A roll in a personal place of ease
A DIY project done correctly
Perfect potty paper!
God only knows...there's only one right way!!!
Practice makes perfect!
From the top down silly!
Even a bare bottom bear knows the answer!
AND NOW A WORD FROM THE TOILET PAPER FAIRY
The "Toilet Paper Fairy" is an elusive creature who known to inhabit throne rooms, water closets, and personal places of ease.When God is busy with more pressing matters, he assigns the "Toilet Paper Fairy" the noble task of ensuring that toilet paper is hung correctly even when mere mortals have difficulty figuring out which way it should fall without having a hissy fit or major meltdown.
Here's an ode to "The Toilet Paper Fairy" by poet P. Light:
The toilet paper fairy lives at night.
And is seldom seen out in the days brightest light.
She's not your ordinary fairy, elf or brownie.
You know the kind that creeps in and cleans,
while your away from home.
Nor is she the type that finishes the shoemaker's jobs
so that his children won't starve.
No, to get anything from the t.p. fairy.
you must sneak into her very home.
Past her grey watchful guardian,
with its piercing yellow eyes, wings a fluttering.
knowing if you make the wrong move,
it will alert the world and set troubles upon you.
Or simply startle you with some sage bit of advice about your life.
Having passed the grey guardian,
You must then creep past the portals, into the very heart of the fairy's home
to find the gift at the end of your mission.
That single roll of toilet paper that she keeps there.
JUST FOR YOU...
__________
Insert Photo Credit: "Toilet Paper Fairy".
LITTLE LINK LIST FOR LOO LOVERS
- LITTLE LOO LIBRARY
- The Little Loo Library provides an excellent resource for those who haven't a clue what reading material is required to keep their visitors happy, contented and relaxed while responding to the call of nature.
- THE GLORIOUS GLOSSARY OF SNIT
- A rather fine place for puckish princesses to retreat when they're fed up telling other people how to hang a roll of toilet paper correctly!
- TEMPLE OF TOOTHPASTE
- Those who have difficulty hanging toilet tissue should probably drop by the "Temple of Toothpaste" to get advice from the "Tooth Fairy" on how to brush their teeth and floss properly.
- QUEENDOM OF QUIRKY
- H.R.H. Quipping Queen is easily amused by people who go berserk when there's no TP in the throne room!
- CHURCH OF CHORTLE
- The best source of laughter liturgy for light-hearted lasses and lads!
- PLUMBER'S BUTT - A CRACK EPIDEMIC
- What is the ultimate bad fashion statement one can make?
- TERRIFIC TP!
- For discerning derriere enthusiasts, do drop by and pick up a few ripsnorting rolls of custom-made TP if you please.
- HISTORY OF TOILET PAPER
- No if's, and's or butts...this is the definitive guide for t.p. buffs!
BOG BOOKS FOR THE BAFFLED, BEMUSED AND BEWILDERED
Common Sense: or Why Not to Look at the World throughColored Glasses, Two Toilet Paper Rolls, and Some Scotch Tape
An odd book that needs one's full attention in the privacy of one's personal place of ease.
Amazon Price: $16.95 (as of 05/16/2008)
The 2007-2012 Outlook for Bathroom Toilet Paper Roll Holders in the United States
For those who are keen on studying the economics of investment in the American toilet paper roll market.
Amazon Price: $495.00 (as of 05/16/2008)
Which Way Do I Hang The Toilet Paper???
A comprehensive guide to toilet paper hanging for beginners.
Amazon Price: $10.95 (as of 05/16/2008)
Walking with God with Toilet Paper Stuck to My Shoe
For ladies who love God, tolerate TP, and adore shoes.
Amazon Price: $14.36 (as of 05/16/2008)
Of Married Life and Toilet Paper
"The Toilet Paper Test" tells a lot about others, depending on how they hang their toilet paper.
Amazon Price: $9.95 (as of 05/16/2008)
POSITIVE PROSE from perfection-minded potty-paper enthusiasts appreciated!
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You certainly know how to roll the toilet paper. For decorating suggestions try Natural Bathroom Decor Posted February 25, 2008 |
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