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Why Advice From God?

Hi. I'm God.

I work as a self-employed management consultant. Up until now, I've worked only with elite clients: Kings, prophets and the like. It's been a job that lets me work as my own boss, and it gets me out of the house. I've been grateful for that, but I've felt the need to expand my talents.

Now, I'm beginningp a new kind of enterprise, one that caters to the needs of little people like you. I'm offering personalized attention, and Advice from God.

Advice From God

A new advice column from God himself

In this online advice column, God advises lowly humans through their personal lives and quests for deeper knowledge of the universe.
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Advice From God Animated Cartoon

God explains why he wanted to write an advice column

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Will you follow God's advice?

Are you an infidel, or will you obey the blog of God?

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God's Infidel Enemies Online

Web sites that dare to mock the divinity of me, the almighty God. Why can't I stop them?

Godless Goods
Irreverent bumper stickers, buttons, shirts and more. They dare to make fun of God? Well, golly!
Serious Skeptics on Squidoo
These are infamous doubters. A Squidoo lens that asks questions about the basis of religious knowledge. Blasphemy!
False Witness
An archive of articles plus the latest news about the boundary of conflict between religion and reality.
Sin Nickel
Philosophical skepticism of authority, which includes, naturally, God. Cynical sinners!
The Smartest Religion Ever
Claiming that the smartest religion ever is no religion at all. Blasphemy!

Books About God on Amazon.com

These books give the lowdown on God and God's followers

Isn't it time that reading about God branched out from that one tired old Holy Bible? Here are some books about God with a bit of a different perspective.
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God Told Me Not To Vote Republican!

A satirical shirt claiming God advises against voting with the GOP

The next time a Republican comes up to you and tells you that voting Republican is the same thing as obeying the will of God, you can be ready with this shirt, which declares, "God told me never to vote for a Republican again!"

How could you know that God really gives you this kind of advise? Well, you can't, but neither can the Republican, and that's the real point of the shirt.

By the way, this shirt is made in the USA, not in some kind of foreign outsources sweatshop factory by a gigantic corporation. By wearing this shirt, you can support the American economy and stand up to corporate abuses at the same time as you take a stand against the Religious Right.

God told Me to Never Vote for a Republican Again (white hoodie sweatshirt)

God told Me to Never Vote for a Republican Again (white hoodie sweatshirt)

God's Religion News

God Watches the News on Religion and the World

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The Cell Phone Number of Jesus

If you have a personal relationship with Jesus, why won't he give you his cell phone number?

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God Elsewhere on the Web

Other manifestations of Advice from God

The Zaniest Blog Ever
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The Best God Ever
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The home cloud of Advice From God.

Jesus Talks To His Father

Jesus is glad that the iPhone application Me So Holy did not destroy the universe

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