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Why Advice From God?
Hi. I'm God.
I work as a self-employed management consultant. Up until now, I've worked only with elite clients: Kings, prophets and the like. It's been a job that lets me work as my own boss, and it gets me out of the house. I've been grateful for that, but I've felt the need to expand my talents.
Now, I'm beginningp a new kind of enterprise, one that caters to the needs of little people like you. I'm offering personalized attention, and Advice from God.
I work as a self-employed management consultant. Up until now, I've worked only with elite clients: Kings, prophets and the like. It's been a job that lets me work as my own boss, and it gets me out of the house. I've been grateful for that, but I've felt the need to expand my talents.
Now, I'm beginningp a new kind of enterprise, one that caters to the needs of little people like you. I'm offering personalized attention, and Advice from God.
Advice From God
A new advice column from God himself
In this online advice column, God advises lowly humans through their personal lives and quests for deeper knowledge of the universe.
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God explains why he wanted to write an advice column
Will you follow God's advice?
Are you an infidel, or will you obey the blog of God?
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God's Infidel Enemies Online
Web sites that dare to mock the divinity of me, the almighty God. Why can't I stop them?
- Godless Goods
- Irreverent bumper stickers, buttons, shirts and more. They dare to make fun of God? Well, golly!
- Serious Skeptics on Squidoo
- These are infamous doubters. A Squidoo lens that asks questions about the basis of religious knowledge. Blasphemy!
- False Witness
- An archive of articles plus the latest news about the boundary of conflict between religion and reality.
- Sin Nickel
- Philosophical skepticism of authority, which includes, naturally, God. Cynical sinners!
- The Smartest Religion Ever
- Claiming that the smartest religion ever is no religion at all. Blasphemy!
Books About God on Amazon.com
These books give the lowdown on God and God's followers
Isn't it time that reading about God branched out from that one tired old Holy Bible? Here are some books about God with a bit of a different perspective.
The God Delusion
Amazon Price: $17.82 (as of 07/12/2009) 
The End of Faith: Religion, Terror, and the Future of Reason
Amazon Price: $10.94 (as of 07/12/2009)
Atheist Universe: Why God Didn't Have A Thing To Do With It
Amazon Price: (as of 07/12/2009)
God Told Me Not To Vote Republican!
A satirical shirt claiming God advises against voting with the GOP
The next time a Republican comes up to you and tells you that voting Republican is the same thing as obeying the will of God, you can be ready with this shirt, which declares, "God told me never to vote for a Republican again!"
How could you know that God really gives you this kind of advise? Well, you can't, but neither can the Republican, and that's the real point of the shirt.
By the way, this shirt is made in the USA, not in some kind of foreign outsources sweatshop factory by a gigantic corporation. By wearing this shirt, you can support the American economy and stand up to corporate abuses at the same time as you take a stand against the Religious Right.
God told Me to Never Vote for a Republican Again (white hoodie sweatshirt)
How could you know that God really gives you this kind of advise? Well, you can't, but neither can the Republican, and that's the real point of the shirt.
By the way, this shirt is made in the USA, not in some kind of foreign outsources sweatshop factory by a gigantic corporation. By wearing this shirt, you can support the American economy and stand up to corporate abuses at the same time as you take a stand against the Religious Right.
God told Me to Never Vote for a Republican Again (white hoodie sweatshirt)
God's Religion News
God Watches the News on Religion and the World
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If you have a personal relationship with Jesus, why won't he give you his cell phone number?
Why won't Jesus give you his cell phone?
Short movie exploring the question: If you have a personal relationship with Jesus, how come he won't give you his cell phone?
God Elsewhere on the Web
Other manifestations of Advice from God
- The Zaniest Blog Ever
- Advice from God is described as the zaniest blog ever.
- The Best God Ever
- The god of the blog, the god of advice is awarded with the title of The Best God Ever!
- Advice From God
- The home cloud of Advice From God.
Jesus Talks To His Father
Jesus is glad that the iPhone application Me So Holy did not destroy the universe
Jesus Saved From iPhone App!
Jesus talks to his dad, God, about how grateful he is to have been saved from that vicious iPhone app, Me So Holy, which surely threatened the moral fabric of the universe by allowing people to superimpose their faces on a picture of Jesus. Poor little helpless Jesus needs Apple Computer to protect him!
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