We Hate Godzilla Movies

Why Japanese Godzilla Movies Suck

I understand that Godzilla is a cool dude. But his movies really suck. I have lost brain cells from watching the japanese versions of Godzilla thanks to my four year old son. I never realized how bad the movies actually were. A dinosaur fighting a moth... come on. I mean I actually cringe every time he asks to watch one of his Godzilla movies.

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My Review: Why I hate Japanese Godzilla DVDs

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You would think that the Japanese would have had more creativity when coming up with the Futuristic Prehistoric Dinosaurish creature called Godzilla. The fact that the movies were made in the 50's I can accept. But Godzilla's enemies are not even slightly realistic in any sense of the word. I mean come on, his enemies are a moth, a squidlike thing, a hedgehog, and a mechanical version of himself. Puke

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Is Godzilla the worst film of all time?

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Yeah, Godzilla is TERRIBLE.

SquidWords says:

Nobody can argue that Godzilla sucks.

Posted February 09, 2008

SquidWords says:

Godzilla should have stayed in Japan. The only way to tolerate the movies would be to smoke something that the creators must have been into.

Posted December 13, 2007

You're crazy, it's not that bad.

Dakel says:

Put the pipe down and back away slooowly, Godzilla isn't called "The king of the Monsters" for nothing and he has allot more enemies than you mentioned, he has entertained Millions for over 50 years and thats saying Allot for any star, not even Rocky has fought that many battles.
So bow down before the awesomeness that is Godzilla!!
Lots more info is on my Godzilla site, click if you dare.

Posted April 11, 2008

Mobiiart says:

The word is "Kaiju". It means "strange beast" in Japanese.

Posted March 25, 2008

Mobiiart says:

They're funny! You can't take them seriously. How can you not laugh at a 240 ft tall rubber monster doing karate, almost losing a fight with big butterfly, and even dancing in one movie?

Posted March 25, 2008

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History of Godzilla

is a kaij? (fictional Japanese monster) from the Godzilla series of science fiction films. He was first seen in the 1954 film Godzilla and, to date, has appeared in 28 films, all of which were produced by Toho Co. Ltd. Being one of the most iconic characters in film history, Godzilla has also appeared in numerous comic books, video games, novels, and in popular culture.

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