Moist Von Lipwig's Golden Suit and Other Shiny Gold Clothing!

Go GOLD for an unforgettable outfit!

Shiny sparkly gold clothing is show, memorable and shiny. Did I say shiny already? Best embodied by Moist Von Lipwig's golden suit - an important plot point in Terry Pratchett's Going Postal - wearing gold is an awesome way to get in touch with your inner dwarf, conman or postal worker.

It also makes for a stunning entrance!

Whether you're trying to dress up as a Postmaster General or simply looking for an awesome costume party theme, check out the gold clothing on this page!
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Moist Von Lipwig's Golden Suit (official UK version cover art of 'Going Postal' and the sequel 'Making Money')

Moist Von Lipwig's Golden Suit (official UK version cover art of 'Going Postal' and the sequel 'Making Money') 

Going Postal: The Film

Don't take your eyes off the shiny golden suit!

Going Postal (2010) [ NON-USA FORMAT, PAL, Reg.2 Import - United Kingdom ]



The film of Terry Pratchett's Discworld book, Going Postal, is currently only available as a UK import (it was produced by SkyOne) but is being released worldwide September 30th!

It is a far better adaptation in many respects than the previous attempts (due to the story being more straight forward and containing fewer hard-to-film fantastical elements). It's a two part film, and the second half is much, much better than the first half.

Moist Von Lipwig (translating to "Moist of the false moustache") is a conman who's run out of gullible people. Or rather, he's run out of the freedom to get to them. And along with his freedom, he's run out of lifespan. Sentenced to death under one alibi by the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork, but given a second chance to return under another name,

Moist (it's no wonder he went by alibis!) has to get the decrepit Post Office back on its feet, dodge his unstoppable parole officer, court the dangerous Adora Belle Dearheart (a sexy golem activist out to live down her adorably dear, sweet name) and beat the forces of capitalism in the form of the corrupt showmanistic business man, Reacher Gilt, out to make a killing in the communications business. Along the way, he invents postage stamps and has to deal with the consciousness of the collective undelivered letters, heaped in the Post Office, screaming in his mind.

And along the way, he uses his knowledge of manipulating people to acquire a shiny golden suit to match the gold winged hat that comes with the post of Postmaster General, and becomes a living symbol. (Uh... this being Ankh-Morpork, it's gold paint - any real gold would be stolen before it had time to get dirty). To his horror, the suit makes him instantly recognisable - but, like and good superhero, all he has to do is change out of it to pass completely unnoticed.
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Moist Von Lipwig's Golden Suit(s)!

An overview of the elements of the Golden Suit

Moist Von Lipwig (Richard Coyle) in Going Postal (2010)

The Golden Suit varies between the book covers of the two Moist books (Going Postal and Making Money), and in the actual film - as he had to have more than one suit, and improved it over time, this may actually be canon!

Going Postal version

  • Gold winged postal cap
  • Gold postman's satchel
  • Gold necktie (long)
  • Gold jacket
  • White or pale yellow shirt
  • Gold trousers/pants ending just below the knee (not generally available in real life, at least not in gold!)
  • White knee-high socks
  • Shiny gold shoes with wings


  • Making Money version
  • Gold top hat (originally a shabby black hat that came with the position at the Royal Mint - Moist added glue and golden glitter himself)
  • Gold postman's satchel
  • Gold bow tie
  • Gold coat/jacket
  • Gold and black striped waistcoat
  • White shirt (and possibly a white cravat)
  • Gold trousers/pants ending just below the knee
  • White knee-high socks
  • Shiny gold shoes
  • Screenshot of Moist in his golden suit

    Going Postal film version
    A darker gold and less generally blindingly shiny than the book versions

  • Gold top hat
  • Gold suit jacket and matching trousers (looser/more modern in style)
  • Bright blue necktie over white cravat
  • Dark gold waistcoast
  • Dark gold shoes
  • Going Postal: Return To Sender Music Video

    A full music video of the shiny golden suit!

    Return To Sender by Elvis Presley (the other man in a golden suit, fittingly) about a man who keeps posting a letter to his beloved after a fight, but she keeps sending it back. This isn't part of the film, Going Postal, it's a parody/music video created by the actors.

    The characters visible are: Moist Von Lipwig in his shiny golden suit; a Golem (several appear in the film, I don't know which one this is); Tolliver Groat, an aged "Junior" Post Officer, and his assistant Stanley Howler
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    Gold Elvis Suits

    Most shiny golden suits are Elvis Presley costumes!

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    Do You Want to Dress Up in Lipwig's Golden Suit?

    Come on, admit the shininess is tempting!

    Well? If you had the chance, would YOU dress up in Lipwig's Golden Suit?

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    Absolutely! Who could resist the shiny?

    Anonamys says:

    Speaking as Death - YES

    Delamaine says:

    Hell yes. Moist is the best Disc character after Ridcully, and I'd look stupid in a wizard's robe.

    trotter2099 says:

    I would rock a gold suit!

    Bus_Stop_Toy_Shop says:

    I'd be in like Flynn - excuse the pun - if you gave me half a chance.

    Flynn_the_Cat says:

    OF COURSE. Well, at least once. I mean, how could I pass up the chance to wear a golden suit (especially as it has a Pratchett theme!)

    No thank you, I'll pass.

     

    Gold Neckties and Bow Ties

    Suitable for whichever style you prefer, and whichever book you're cosplaying from!

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    Golden Waistcoats and Jackets

    If you want a closer match to von Lipwig's costume, consider buying each item separately

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    Shiny Gold Footless Leggings

    From latex to leather, there's a whole range of shiny golden leggings to choose from!

    Women's Gold Hi-fashion Liquid Leggings - Large



    So you want to get in theme, but trousers just aren't doing it for you? Try some sexy golden leggings on for size!
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    Golden Shoes

    Put a shine in your step!

    Meltonian Nu-Life Color Sprays, Gold



    New shoes can be expensive and close matches difficult to find, especially for men (most gold shoes are in women's styles) - much easier to paint an existing pair with Gold color spray!

    However, I did find some nice golden footwear for you to check out!
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    Shiny Gold Top Hats

    Whether sequins, glitter or lame, a top hat is the perfect shining touch to cap off a golden costume

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    Gold Clothing on eBay

    Sometimes you can find better costume matches on eBay!

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    How much gold could you wear in one go?

    Terry Pratchett: Going Postal

    • Edutopia Jan 2, 2012 @ 7:14 am | delete
      Great lens. Not only would I jump at the chance to don the golden suit but I would wear it unironically to my job too.

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    B-wild Hair and Body Glitter Spray Gold+silver 3.5 Oz.

    And there's spray paint for your other costume accessories, too!
    Krylon 1000 Premium Metallic Spray Paint, Gold

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