Golfaholics Have Balls
Golf is a growing sport with many addicts out there. Some people think that golfers are stiff and boring. Some may argue that golf is not even a sport but just a hobby. We know this isn't true. Just because golf uses a small ball doesn't mean it is less of a sport. Golfers all have one thing in common: they all have golf balls!
WHAT YOU WILL FIND HERE!
"It doesn't matter the size
of your balls. It matters how you use them."
Whats Up Ballers?
GOLF POEM
I had a dream about a ball
It was in the air and about to fall
I saw it drop onto a sea of green
I thought to myself
What does this mean
Then I felt something heavy in my hand
It glistened in the sun like the promise land
I had a desire to raise it up
And as I did someone had to interrupt
I peered over my shoulder to see who was so rude
It was Santa Claus talking
And I was like, "dude"
I tried to re-focus but I couldn't find the ball
I wondered if Santa took it
That would be the final straw
Then in the distance
I saw a little hole with a flag
I thought could it be in there
Not that I want to brag....
Sorry to keep you hanging! Add your own ending below or just read what others have submitted.
You get to decide this one....
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According to some, golf is a boring game compared to other ball sports.
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TO DO LIST
Make a golf Squidoo lense
Talk about ball size
Write a poem
Take nap
Make readers finish poem
Start a debate or two
Talk more about balls
Oh and the weather
Take another nap
Add finishing touches
Voila! A fresh new Squidoo lense is born
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