The Pencilneck's ® Golf Art Gallery
"Okay, here's the confession: I don't play golf. I'm no good at it and I have no aptitude for it. I'm a savant at putting, but the art and science of driving is a mystery to me."
"But here's the real reason I avoid the links: I know myself. I know that once something has its teeth into me, I'm a goner."
"If I end up having even a reasonably goodish time on a golf course, then my family life, career, and certainly my marriage, would suffer. I'd be hooked; I'd be spending all my time either golfing or trying to figure out how to go golfing."
"I can't let it get me; it would be my ruin. I'd end up living at the Y.M.C.A. , with my room full to bursting with 'how to golf' DVDs, teaching aids peddled my snake oil salesmen, all kinds of gadgets designed to have the odd stroke, and drawers full of those gaudy checkered pants."
"So for now, I'll stick to pencil drawings of the golf scene."
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Contents at a Glance
First Hole
The first in a series by Owen Garratt (Limited Edition of 1968)
"It turns out that the problems with my game can be summed up in two words:
... Anger Management!"
Image size: 9 1/4" x 13"
Framed size: 20" x 24"
Order Now At: "First Hole" - golf art by Owen Garratt (aka "The Pencilneck" ®)
Keep Your Eye On The Ball
The second in a series by Owen Garratt (Limited Edition of 1968)
"I'm a terrible golfer. My swing looks like I'm trying to chop down a tree. Putting is my ... er gift. I've infuriated scores of people with my 'mid-stride, one-handed polo swing, whilst eating a sandwich, spraying crumbs all over the place, talking with my mouth full, Miracle Putt' from 35 yards short of the green. With a driver. For par."
"People hate that."
Image size: 9 1/4" x 13"
Framed size: 20" x 24"
Order Now At: "Keep Your Eye On The Ball" - golf art by Owen Garratt (aka "The Pencilneck" ®)
The Rivalry
The third in a series by Owen Garratt (Limited Edition of 1968)
"If done the right way, competition is nature's way of bringing out the best in us. It's what keeps us evolving. There's nothing worse than your best buddy feeding you crow; but you become a better player because of it."
"If you don't clobber the SOB first."
Image size: 9 1/4" x 13"
Framed size: 20" x 24"
Order Now At: "The Rivalry" - golf art by Owen Garratt (aka "The Pencilneck" ®)
Fore
The fourth in a series by Owen Garratt (Limited Edition of 1968)
"Over the past year I've had to turn down more golfing invitations than I can count ... it must be well over one hundred. Scheduling or travelling is usually the culprit, but to be brutally honest, some of you guys kind of freak me out - you know who you are - and I feel sort of guilty relief that I'm 'regrettably unable to accept'."
"Here's why: I'm not that good - in fact, I stink. I'm Rain Man when it comes to putting, but I'm told my driving technique looks like I'm trying to kill a snake."
"So please don't be offended if I'm unable to accept your invitation ... I might be doing you a favor!"
Image size: 9 1/4" x 13"
Framed size: 20" x 24"
Order Now At: "Fore" - golf art by Owen Garratt (aka "The Pencilneck" ®)
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