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  • Badbreathguy Apr 28, 2012 @ 1:59 pm | delete
    Golfers have long been the butt of jokes, especially by those who aren't golfers themselves and have never encountered the desire to play the game well, if at all. I'm thinking of the classic "golf is a long walk spoiled."

    There is some great golf humour in the annals of golf literature.

    Great lens with lots of detail.
  • rainbowbutterfly Apr 27, 2012 @ 10:50 pm | delete
    Funny ! Thanks for this lens, reading it makes my day brighter :D
  • TheTravelGal Apr 14, 2012 @ 2:30 pm | delete
    I laughed so hard, I had tears in my eyes. This lens had some really funny jokes, and the video clips were absolutely hilarious. Thanks for the laughs.
  • susan300 Apr 11, 2012 @ 6:08 pm | delete
    Found you through the Golf Quest! Thanks for the laughs and I *love* your intro picture! :)
  • Pinkchic18 Apr 11, 2012 @ 2:02 pm | delete
    These were funny!! Well done.
  • tssfacts Apr 11, 2012 @ 7:31 am | delete
    Everyone needs laughter in their life. You have provided some great moments of laughter.
  • NaturesNurture Apr 11, 2012 @ 6:06 am | delete
    I just went to the driving range for the first time. My daughter is attempting to teach me the game. I'm thinking these jokes are going to come in mighty handy, despite the fact that we were rolling on the ground after just about every swing of my club. Out of 100 balls, I connected with about a dozen of them. I had no problem at all hitting the ground in front of the ball however. I'm thinking of inventing a new game. I don't need no stinking golf ball!
  • Apr 10, 2012 @ 5:31 pm | delete
    Loved this lens. I tbrought back some great memories of my Dad (now deceased) who loved to play golf. As a teenager, my Dad used to take me to the golf course near our home in Florida and he would let me drive the golf cart. It was so much fun. I remember once he came home one night after hitting a few rounds and he was laughing big time. He told us how he had gone to play with a few of his golfing buddies and someone forgot to keep an eye on the golf cart. It started rolling down the hill and went right into the lake! Oh, how I'd wished I had been there to see that. p.s. thanks for the Angel blessing :)
  • nightcats Apr 10, 2012 @ 12:38 pm | delete
    Funny, funny!
  • Michey Apr 10, 2012 @ 10:48 am | delete
    This is so funny, You make me laugh in a glumly day
    Great lens. I spread Angel dust in your way.
  • Ladymermaid Mar 21, 2012 @ 10:57 am | delete
    Reading your wedding golf joke and it reminded me that there is a golf wedding cake topper on amazing. It really fits that situation.
  • Centavo Mar 17, 2012 @ 5:49 pm | delete
    Thanks for the laughs. If you have a minute would you check out my Mulligan Golf Excuse cards--I think they are also unique and funny. What do you think?
  • desa999 Feb 5, 2012 @ 12:35 am | delete
    Thanks for sharing these jokes, there are certainly some funny ones there.
  • Adrijan Feb 2, 2012 @ 11:12 am | delete
    good page
  • winlin Jan 30, 2012 @ 5:40 pm | delete
    The only thing better than a good Golf Joke is golfing. ☺
  • CruiseReady Jan 10, 2012 @ 4:39 pm | delete
    Just dropping in to leave a little lenss love and to pick up a few chuckles.
  • BradKamer Dec 28, 2011 @ 5:42 pm | delete
    Nice lens and some good jokes on here; especially the Stevie Wonder/Tiger twosome.
  • traveller27 Dec 17, 2011 @ 10:36 am | delete
    Some good chuckles and laughs here - blessed by a travelling angel.
  • dreamry Nov 29, 2011 @ 3:28 am | delete
    Loving the golf jokes!
  • nsixx99 Nov 14, 2011 @ 7:34 pm | delete
    Golf jokes are always great, my granddad used to tell me tons of them while he was teaching me to play!
  • MarcelWhite Nov 13, 2011 @ 7:50 am | delete
    Hi,
    This lens inspired me to write "True Funny Golf Stories". Do you have a spare moment to have a look at it? Perhaps you also have a true funny golf story to share. Thanks.
    Marcel
  • MarcelWhite Nov 14, 2011 @ 6:19 am | delete
    Quote: "Good story, looking forward to more of these"
    Looking forward for more of these??? Are you a friend or what?
    Thanks for your comment. I also linked back to your lens.
    Marcel
  • Justin Oct 30, 2011 @ 4:35 am | delete
    lol verry funny.

    womens golf clubs
  • MarcelWhite Oct 26, 2011 @ 12:42 pm | delete
    This is sad! I thought I was an expert on golf jokes and you made me discover I still have to attend primary school. Congratulations for this funny lens.
    Marcel
  • Oct 6, 2011 @ 3:40 pm | delete
    Some really laugh out loud moments here. Great lens!
  • adamfrench Oct 1, 2011 @ 7:02 am | delete
    I enjoyed this lens, a good laugh is good medicine
  • sousababy Sep 23, 2011 @ 8:05 pm | delete
    Ha, these are great. I was just going to send it to gogolf162 (Jim) but I see he's found it already. Thanks for the laughs! Stay well, Rose
  • cffutah Sep 18, 2011 @ 12:29 am | delete
    who wouldn't like a good joke? came across this thru someone else so thanks for the reading! If you like to browse lens, mine has a great educational topic and poll questions for my readers to do.
  • vallain Sep 10, 2011 @ 6:09 am | delete
    I need to feature this on my Golf Pranks lens. Everyone can use a good laugh.
  • Michael Eggelston Aug 24, 2011 @ 3:39 pm | delete
    Very funny! Tony, will you check out a funny golf blog written by my friend Stephen Thomas and maybe add it to your lens? it's called Stephen Thomas: Humor Blog Of Jokes And Stuff and it's at stephenthomascomedy.blogspot.com. Thanks!
  • Tolovaj Aug 24, 2011 @ 7:22 am | delete
    Some really good ones. My favorite was She is left handed... Thanks for good laugh!
  • squidoopets Aug 20, 2011 @ 4:28 pm | delete
    My parents in law love golf - they'd get a kick out of this lens too :)
  • karmicchristian Jul 10, 2011 @ 5:29 am | delete
    That was a 'hole in one'! Off to birdie... Loved them all. :)
  • JimH Jul 7, 2011 @ 3:39 pm | delete
    I thought I'd heard them all but your lens proved me wrong ... some real gems here!
  • Steve-SEO-UK Jul 6, 2011 @ 10:41 am | delete
    Can't stop laughing and only about half way through lens. Got to save your lens and send to golfing pals. Big thumbs up for this one.
  • elyria Jun 26, 2011 @ 1:21 pm | delete
    This was a fun lens! Not a golf player myself but this time I actually got to enjoy the "golf stuff" hehe :)
  • gogolf162 Jun 26, 2011 @ 12:29 am | delete
    Hilarious golf jokes. I have a few cheesy golf jokes of my own. :)
  • efriedman Jun 23, 2011 @ 10:37 am | delete
    I have only played golf a few times but really love the game - so for me, it does not "spoil a good walk" :-)
    Enjoyed the jokes.
  • golfspice Jun 17, 2011 @ 6:15 am | delete
    Very funny - just like my golf swing!

    In particular, liked the dead body joke.
  • achraf Jun 8, 2011 @ 5:18 pm | delete
    some of these are really funny!! :)
  • AbhinavB Jun 3, 2011 @ 3:33 am | delete
    This lens give me a good laugh!!! Thanks
  • MamaBelle May 31, 2011 @ 6:24 am | delete
    Very fun lens! I love jokes.
  • Pukeko May 29, 2011 @ 9:24 am | delete
    LOL - thanks for the laughs. Blessed. Please add a link to which ever plexo you think it best fits on my humor angel lens. (/humor)
  • JanezKranjski Apr 17, 2011 @ 4:37 pm | delete
    A lot of jokes I heard for the first time. Nice work.
  • Wedding_Mom Apr 15, 2011 @ 6:23 pm | delete
    I love to laugh, thank you for sharing so many great smiles.
  • golfteacher1026 Mar 14, 2011 @ 11:03 pm | delete
    haha great lens. I love good golf jokes, these are some great ones I can share with my friends while out on the course.
  • RetroMom Mar 9, 2011 @ 6:57 pm | delete
    You know that Golf Idiots video is not that funny... had someone had a camera, they would have seen me doing that exact same thing once! Thank heavens no one had a camera or I would be on YouTube right now!!!
  • WindyWinters Feb 3, 2011 @ 1:08 am | delete
    These golf jokes are hilarious!
  • left-handed-golf-equipment Jan 12, 2011 @ 10:55 am | delete
    Very funny - thanks for sharing. i really enjoyed the Golf Bloopers video. Lol
  • lasertek Dec 22, 2010 @ 7:28 pm | delete
    Another funny lens! Great job!
  • Tipi Oct 31, 2010 @ 10:01 am | delete
    I am not a golfer, but love the sport. Have hit some buckets of balls, and done the mini course before, but that's it for me. ~ Well, you made me laugh several time with these jokes, good medicine to start my day with.
  • ajgodinho Oct 27, 2010 @ 12:44 am | delete
    LOL, funny ones indeed ~ didn't read 'em all, but will be back to read the rest. **Blessed by a Squid-Angel**
  • Waxing-Lyrical Sep 12, 2010 @ 4:46 pm | delete
    Great stuff, Tony :) Especially liked the "swearing" one. Have a brother and nephew who would like these too! *Blessed*
  • ulla_hennig Sep 12, 2010 @ 4:14 am | delete
    I haven't ever been near a golf place but the jokes are awesome!
  • awelldressedbullet Sep 8, 2010 @ 8:25 pm | delete
    * chuckle * your lenses are always a great place to stop for laughs, thanks Tony! - Kathy
  • Spook Sep 4, 2010 @ 10:42 am | delete
    I'm almost positive I have been here before. Obviously not? Beats me. Blessed by an Angel
  • JoyfulPamela Mar 25, 2010 @ 7:40 am | delete
    Great stuff! I know someone who will love these! :D
  • sittonbull Jul 27, 2009 @ 11:36 am | delete
    Good stuff Tony... I love golf and this is a great reference post to give me a fresh inventory of jokes to my golfing buddies..
  • shawner Jun 17, 2009 @ 11:09 am | delete
    funny jokes, I really liked to the video 5stars :) please feel free to come check out my lenses and leave a comment, thanks

    http://www.squidoo.com/Chuck-Norris-Jokes-funny
  • Mar 26, 2009 @ 6:09 am | delete
    nice golfing jokes. please post more jokes. thanks
  • ThomasC Mar 13, 2009 @ 11:06 pm | delete
    Great lens, very funny! Blessed and starred!
    ThomasC
  • pmolinero Mar 13, 2009 @ 4:56 pm | delete
    A great collection of nice jokes.
  • kiwisoutback Feb 26, 2009 @ 8:11 pm | delete
    Once again, great jokes! I'm not a golfer, but these are still funny. Nice work!
  • mosaic Jan 20, 2009 @ 2:40 pm | delete
    thanks for the note! i've featured this lens on my golf gift baskets page. i think i'll lensroll it, too, so it shows up on the side.
  • GHouse Dec 2, 2008 @ 11:26 am | delete
    Hi, Nice Lens. When you get ready. Come and play golf at Hua Hin Golf Courses. Hua Hin, a charming town of clean white sandy beach, is the most popular golf holidays destination in Thailand.
  • tdove Nov 15, 2008 @ 1:08 pm | delete
    Thanks for joining G Rated Lense Factory!
  • AndyPo Nov 2, 2008 @ 11:42 am | delete
    Excellent. Good idea for a lens. Maybe I should do a joke lens (except I only know rude jokes)
  • OhMe Oct 21, 2008 @ 4:46 am | delete
    Funny. The "left handed" joke is one that we have enjoyed for years. Thanks for reminding me. I am sharing this with all my friends who are golfers. They will enjoy it as well.
  • JaguarJulie Sep 14, 2008 @ 7:46 am | delete
    Ah ... just what hubby needs! MORE golf jokes ... but I hope there are some easy ones. You know, we tend to have issues my dear at our age by the time we get to the punchline. I'm gonna make sure hubby reads your lens so that he has new ammunition. 5*****
  • Joan4 Sep 3, 2008 @ 6:30 pm | delete
    Fun and funny!
  • irishlass Jul 22, 2008 @ 10:19 pm | delete
    btw, I gave you 5 stars. Keep up the good work. I love lens that ask for feedback.
  • irishlass Jul 22, 2008 @ 9:26 pm | delete
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  • GolfGuyRob Jul 9, 2008 @ 12:20 pm | delete
    Thanks for the jokes. Some real corkers, 5* and fav!!
  • flowski May 22, 2008 @ 1:32 am | delete
    Great golf jokes, thanks for the entertainment!
  • steamtown Mar 26, 2008 @ 7:06 pm | delete
    Fianlly a great lens about a subject I am terrible at. If I didn't laugh at my performance I would start to take life too seriously
  • catch-cheating Mar 26, 2008 @ 8:30 am | delete
    interesting and good resources about golf jokes, great
  • KimGiancaterino Feb 29, 2008 @ 10:03 am | delete
    Very funny... Lensrolled to my golf lens.
  • The-Savvy-Seller Feb 13, 2008 @ 12:25 pm | delete
    Great lens! I'm a new golfer and finally 'get' these jokes.

    Marlene
    http://www.the-savvy-seller.com
  • Feb 9, 2008 @ 12:50 pm | delete
    hi sir! my dad plays golf hihi!! :)
    funny site u have here! :) i just started this morning on squidoo, hope you can give me suggestions on my lens, and do watch out for our catchquest.com, a travel blog more, launching on march! :) check out my lens for more info, thanks in advance ;)
  • AEAdviser Jan 31, 2008 @ 2:41 pm | delete
    Poddys, as a golfer I thought these jokes were great, 5*'s. Drop by Party Time!

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