Greatest Gag Gifts Ever

The Candy Bra is every man's new favorite treat. Let's just say you've never had candy that has tasted this good. Made out of the same type of candy from a candy neck or bracelet you used to eat as kid, except now it will be more fun, and you won't get a stomach ache. The Edible Candy Bra is made of around 330 fruit-flavored candy pieces, and has just 60 calories so don't worry about it affecting the diet. A great romantic gift and quite the Valentine's Night Delight. * One size fits most. Candy Bra

Men love seeing G-strings. Men love eating candy. The combination of the two just makes perfect sense and has finally come to bear fruit of a great invention. After the years of intense scientific study, and candy sampling, the Edible Candy G-String has been created. Made out of the same type of candy from a candy neck or bracelet you used to eat as kid, except now it will be more fun, and you won't get a stomach ache. The Candy G String is made of around 330 fruit-flavored candy pieces, and has just 60 calories so don't worry about it affecting the diet. A great romantic gift and quite the Valentine's Night Delight.- Only one size available. - Candy G String

Danger Giant P*** T-shirt on Gray shirt.

Danger Giant P**** T-shirt

 Did you ever ponder where on my soap did I wipe what? Now that you've thought about it, you're going to have to get a Butt Face Bar of Soap! Each side of the Butt Face Soap is clearly delineated by color and huge block lettering. The soap is the size of a normal bar of soap. If you need to know the exact size, you might be a little too anal retentive Finally a soap for proper shower etiquette. 

Butt Face Soap

This big boy has some confidence. Cahones The Singing Chihuahua Dog is a well-endowed Chihuahua and he's not the slight bit embarrassed about it. You can see by Cahones The Singing Chihuahua's big smile and his "Fetch These!" T-shirt. He's brimming with unmatchable canine confidence. Squeeze Cahones The Singing Dog's Ear, not his you know... and he'll turn his head and sing you his very self assured song of the hugeness of his loins. Sample Lyric: "I've got the biggest balls of all, do da do da." We could make about 25 more big balls-related jokes, but we're above that. (barely) Cahones The Singing Chihuahua Doll Plush stands 12 inches tall.    

Cahones The Big Balls Singing Chihuahua - Unique Unusual Dog Gag

Candoms are the roll-on can coolers shaped like giant condoms! Candoms make great gag gifts and conversation pieces as well as keeping your drinks cold and your hands dry.   

Candom

Wow, if I had a Bouncing Boobs Doll action figure when I was a tyke my Evil Knievel would have taken a hike on his bike. By the way I don't wear Nike. I'm sorry about the blah, blah I was distracted by my Bouncing Boobs Doll, for her fun bags really bounce up and down!! She stands approx. 6" tall and her cup size is about thumb size. Really in actuality her cans I imagine would be a full c-cup.   

Bouncing Boob Girl action figure

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Willy wants to be free and I'm not talking about the movie!! Bearing a grin the Flashing Willie Doll gyrates around then rips open his trench coat and for the climax his pants drop exposing his Tightie Whiteys!! And for a touch of class the Flashing Willie Doll makes his moves to the tune of Beethoven's 5th Symphony. Sound Activated and Try Me button batteries included (4 "AA" batteries.)   

Flashing Willie Doll

Peter Petrie gets our top prize for most unusual breakfast cooking accessory. Does your significant other always demand that egg white omelet? Now that's a cinch with Peter Petrie Egg Separator. Just crack the egg over the edge on the opening on top and let Peter do the rest of the work. At last, a truly perfect kitchen accessory and cooking tool!! Have some fun for breakfast.   

Peter Petrie Egg Seperator

But Ricky, I wanna be in the show! I Love Lucy is arguably the greatest television comedy of all-time. Lucy's hilarious hijinks still bring people to tears even today. Who can count the number of times Ricky scolded his wife for getting into some crazy predicament? Now Baron Bob brings you a refreshing and tasty little collector's item that's perfect for any fan of this classic television show...Lucy's Predic-a-Mints. Each wonderfully illustrated tin contains 50 peppermint flavored mints. Low on calories (only 10 per serving) and free of fat, these will not only keep your breath nice and fresh but keep your figure looking nice! Make sure to get one for every Lucy fan in your life, because if you don't you'll "have some splanin to do".     

Lucy's Predic-a-Mints

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Baron Bob here and let me just say, "I hate when everyone scarf's down my fresh baked cookies." "Well revenge is the sweetest dish served cold." Star Trek Movie Wrath Of Khan. Just take out your handy dandy Already Been Chewed Cookie Cutters and kick it up a notch. Makes your cookies look as if some maniac decided to take a bite out of each! And look at this snazzy packaging... Included in the Already Been Chewed Cookie Cutters Collection- 3 Gingerbread Men: * Missing a Leg * Missing an Arm * Missing a Head Already Been Chewed Gingerbread Man Cookie Cutters™ are approximately 4 inches in diameter, and are cast out of aluminum. Note: Please remember to be careful with the ABC Cookie Cutters. We know they look tasty but they are meant to make cookies, not to be eaten themselves. Baron Joe seems to have forgotten that fact.  

ABC Already Been Chewed Gingerbread Man Cookie Cutter Set

 Lead foot? Late for Work? Does that Police Officer Know You By First Name? Then You Need is The Anti-Ticket Donut! Keep this device in the glove box near the registration for your car. If you are stopped by the police use such phrases as: "I can't find my car's registration, I only have this tasty donut". Or say, "Instead of my driver' license, wouldn't you like to have this delicious donut?" The donut works best by itself, but it can be combined with other methods such as crying, whining, and begging. Think of it as a polite way of saying: "Can we settle this here? The Anti-Ticket Donut is a donut (fake) placed inside a platinum colored can with windowed lid. It is a novelty that a person would use to give to a police officer to get out of a ticket. Attached to the can is a label with the badge logo and a set of humorous directions about how to use the donut. Each Anti-Ticket Donut is hand assembled and looks like a real donut is inside. This device is a great conversation piece and is sure to get lots of laughs! For goodness sake, don't try to use one of these on a real police officer, we're not responsible if you get arrested!   

Anti Ticket Donut - Policeman Gag Gift - Chocolate or Sprinkles

Say hello to the Robo Vacs. Before they take over the earth, they have to clean up your desktop debris. Press down the button on top of the Robo Vacuum, slide him around and let him do his strong suction magnet. For once, kids will love to clean up after themselves. Robo Vacuum Specs: - Measures 4" x 4" with a 3/4" hole for sucking up your dirt. - Requires 2 AA Batteries (not included) - Moveable arms. - Available in three colors (Black, Gray, & Red)    

Robo Vacum

The Winerack - every girls best friend! Turn an A cup in to double Ds AND sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends! Better than a Boob Job and Cheaper Too! Not to mention the savings on over priced drinks. The Winerack was developed to "Fill Out" our product line if you will. That's Drea, who is NOT, no offense, well endowed. Sporting the Winerack and Voila! She's giving Pamela Anderson a run for the money. Take a bottle of wine, a mixed drink or even a fifth of your favorite hard stuff to the movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings. Sporting a rack that will turn heads and serving a beverage that will have guys standing in line for a sip of your secret stash! With simple blow into the tube it's easy to keep that full look even as you drink from your secret stash. # Very comfortable sports bra available in versatile black. # Polyurethane bladder holds over 750ml or 25oz. of your favorite beverage. # Drinking tube long enough to route as you wish. # Easy to use on/off valve to control the flow. # Design optimized for smaller cup sizes. The WineRack is available in 2 sizes: Small… 32A thru 36A Medium… 34D thru 38C.   

Wine Rack - Hide Drinks in your Bra 

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