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We at GREENETEES appreciate the simple things in life. We like the first scoop into a new jar of peanut butter. We enjoy forming bubbles in our swimming trunks and then letting them out. And we're not too stuck up to say that Pina Coladas taste better virgin. What does this have to do with anything? Nothing really. But all the same, you should check out our online t-shirt store. www.greeneteesonline.com The great thing about t-shirts is that they make great gifts. See, while most people can appreciate a funny t-shirt, they wouldn't think to buy it for themselves. Research has shown this I'm sure. But who wouldn't appreciate receiving a novelty t-shirt? It's like the perfect gift, actually, come to think of it. Not too expensive, the recipient will actually appreciate it. Everyone loves novelty shirts. They're like jello.

Contents at a Glance

Che Guevara was a revolutionary. Show your support with this impassioned message.

It's time to make a stand.

Let the world know what line of work you're really in.

Who doesn't have a friend who plays the piano nude?

Gary Coleman said it best - "What 'choo talkin' about, Willis?" Well, I think the question also applies to Phyllis from The Office.

A little Spanglish for y'all.

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