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Your Turn to Tell a Gross Story - This Is the Page Made By You

Gross, has so many meanings. Here is your chance to tell a gross story. I can't wait to read what you've come up with. I imagine that some of the gross stories will involve bodily functions or excrement, while others may be about animals or external forces. The idea here, is that you decided. For a change of pace, this page isn't about what I think is gross, but rather it is about the gross story you have been waiting for an opportunity to tell. I did start off the stories with a cute story from several years ago as it grossed me out enough to remember it all these years later.

There are a few rules, described below. Be sure to read them, before you add your story. That keeps this a family friendly place to be. So, let's hear it, what has grossed you out?

If you still want more. I have combed the web and found a rather disgusting story on the NPR blog site, so you know it is G rated. I added a link below, but be sure to come back after reading it and let me know if it got to you too.

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Rules for Stories Appearing Here

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  1. The story can contain only 500 characters so be concise
  2. Story must be gross AND G rated
  3. Story cannot contain the name or an identifier to a specific person (cute gross kid stories are allowed)
  4. Profanity will be removed from the story
  5. Sexual reference or other inappropriate stories will be entirely removed.
  6. Use the arrows to the left of the title to vote for up your favorite stories and vote down the ones you don't like so much
  7. Please include your name in the title, so it would read Title by Me

Your Turn - Tell a Gross Story

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Yellow Mealworms Used as Food at the Zoo, Sunset Zoo, Kansas
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Pill Bugs by Bygproductions

When my youngest was between 6 to 9 mos old, I did babysitting for Jazzersize at a community center. They had us in a different room and I noticed my youngest chewing on something but, I hadn't given her anything. I stuck my finger in her mouth and started pulling out pieces of dessicated pill bugs which she had found in the corner.4 points

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Beets! by Joan

When I was a kid, my aunt made us dinner once and it included beets (Mom never served beets). We didn't want to eat them, but my aunt wouldn't take no for an answer. We gagged them down, but in a few minutes time, my brother vomited bright purple beet-vomit right there on the dinner table.4 points

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Puppy Poop by LilliputStation

When my second son was a baby, I found him "chewing" on something in the hallway by his Papa's books. I stuck my finger in his mouth and sniffed the strange looking "mud" to see what it was. Puppy poop!3 points

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Another Gross Story About My Second Born

When my son was about a year old, I removed a really weird looking object from his mouth. I finally figured out it was his baby sister's umbilical cord that had fallen off and been thrown in the garbage the day before.3 points

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The Bad Side of Philly by LilliputStation

When my oldest son was about three years old, we took a trip to Phillidelphia to see a cousin. While we were there, we went out for cheese steaks at a great resturant in a not-so-great part of town. As we were walking away from the resturant I asked my son where he got the gum he was chewing on. He told me it had been underneath our table.3 points

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Yummy Snot by Aiden

One time I was riding a bus and there was a cute little girl with snot running out of her nose. When it reached her upper lip she started licking it like it was the yummiest thing. People were looking at her with grossed out yet amused looks.3 points

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Worms by Pukeko

One afternoon while the girls were quite young we were playing a game and I noticed a worm crawling on the carpet. "Yuck, go and feed that to the frogs," I suggested. Which was followed by a "no mummy! It's mine!" To my surprise, when I asked where the live worm had come from, she said, "My pocket. I have more, want to see?"2 points

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Poop on the Walls by Beth

Our 22 month old loves to finger paint. Last week he stuck his hand in his diaper and "finger painted" the wall.2 points

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Bicycle Accident by Jim

The pedal came off my bike and the broken bit ripped into my leg exposing bone, muscle and lots of blood. It took 75 stitches to repair.2 points

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Beef Hearts in the Fridge

I worked at a cardiovascular company, and one day Fedex came with a box of hearts. It was late in the day, so we had to remove them from the box, and store in the fridge. There were around 30 hearts, and they all had to be moved from one big bloody bag to individual bags for testing. Unfortunately, by the time fedex came, I was the only one there!2 points

The NPR Blog Contains The Most Gross Story I Can Find on the Web

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  • vmask@comcast.net on twitterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Apr 26, 2012 @ 2:45 pm | delete
    totally gross and follow me on twitter please
  • Ladymermaid Apr 13, 2012 @ 6:44 pm | delete
    Okay I was mistaken. You do have a grosser lens then the one that I just visited. But I am going to avoid telling a gross tale because I have just finished supper and I really do not want to have to consume it twice ;)
  • TeamSTM Jan 1, 2011 @ 5:29 am | delete
    This is a fun Lens, I enjoyed it!! You didn't gross me out though, Lol!
  • lemonsqueezy Sep 27, 2010 @ 1:48 pm | delete
    I voted for the pillbugs that the little kid was eating from the corner of the room. ewe. gross.
  • _Joan_ Sep 26, 2010 @ 11:36 am | delete
    Cool idea! I hope you get lots of stories that are way grosser than mine was.
  • Pukeko Sep 26, 2010 @ 2:05 pm | delete
    Puking at the dinner table is pretty gross in my book!
  • boutiqueshops Sep 24, 2010 @ 11:10 pm | delete
    AHHHHHH! Grrrrrrrooooosssss! =)
  • Pukeko Sep 25, 2010 @ 5:55 pm | delete
    I changed the intro photo after your comment.
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