Taking Over the World! A complete idiots guide to Global Domination.
Step #1) Join this group
Step #2) Collect gobs and gobs of cash
Step #3) Buy a (large and powerful) laser and threaten to melt the Polar Icecaps
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The coolest videos on TED.com
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Every year in Monterey, California the best and brightest thinkers in the world get together to make things happen. If you haven't been to www.TED.com yet, check it out! This lense is a collection of my favorite videos from TED with short comments an...
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How to Take Over the World!
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I hope to figure this out one day. From what I can tell you need cool gadgets (like Batman and 007) and you need an asston of phat loot (like Bill Gates and Warren Buffet). Because of this revelation I have been learning to invest, working on buildin...
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The top 10 social networking sites
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This lense will cover what I have learned about web 2.0, social networking and the de-centralized information revolution and what it means for you.
How to Find True Love on the Internet
This will help...trust me!
Notice how for every Boris Badenov there's a Natasha Fatale? Gomez has Morticia...Look, if you are going to take over the world you need a bad ass chick...and it would help if she was already rich and famous. So here is my simple guide to finding a sugar momma.
Step #1) Join eHarmony.com
Step #2) Lie your ever lovin' arse off on the personality test
Step #3) Select from the list of results candidated who have "I am a good provider" and "I love to travel all over the world in my billion dollar yacht my daddy bought me" as their primary interests.
Step #4) Meet the folks and act like you know what you are talking about. Mention that you have some offshore accounts but you don't like to brag.
Step #5) Make sure your groomsmen don't vomit at the wedding rehersal (this would be very uncool).
Step #6) Retire in Tahiti
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