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Lolcats guide to Parenting

Lolcats gives real funny advices on parenting. A cat's point of view on how human should tackle parenthood.
Vector kittens courtesy of Vec...

The Daily Joke - July 2008

Finding a way to bring more laughter into people's lives is a hobby of mine. I strongly believe that if we can find a way to laugh at the p...

You Laugh You Lose!

Welcome to You Laugh You Lose!

The rules are simple. Just look at the funny pictures, slideshows and videos on this page and get to the e...

Joke Gifts | Top 10 Joke Toys For All Occasions

Are you a fan of joke gifts, funny gifts, ridiculous gadgets or in general, all things strange? If not, then maybe you know someone who is, ...

The Daily Joke - June 2008

The whole world needs to laugh more often, don't you agree?

One way to make people laugh is to tell jokes, and a joke a day, the daily j...

Humor: New Years Eve Superstitions

We all have them, those little superstitions that haunt our minds, and that cause us to behave every now and then in a totally irrational ma...

So You Think YOU'RE Stupid, Eh? (Part 2)

When Senator Barbara Boxer reportedly said that "Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But...

All kinds of stories 2

As I have said in my other lens entitled All Kinds of Stories, I just would love to share different stories from anecdotes, jokes, motivatio...

Roadside Attractions & Oddities

What is it that draws us to those oddball attractions dotting the roadways of America? Not the nationally advertised tourist traps and amuse...

Poetry by Ramkitten, Just For Fun

See, I went through this phase a while back, when I'd amuse myself with rhyme, often while out walking the herd of dogs on the farm Stev...

Wishes: Wishing Wells And Magic Pennies

A lucky penny found on the sidewalk can be a world of dreams to a young child. Although most grown ups usually won't admit it, that litt...

YULETIDE YUK YUKS

Tis the season to be jolly, so quit complaining, crying boo hoo or yelling bah humbug (especially if it's blazing hot, the mosqui...

Funny And Embarrassing Moments At Work

I've changed the content of this lens slightly to reflect more South African humour. Unique photos are hard to come by and after a long sea...

The Daily Joke - May 2008

If only people could laugh and joke more, this world of ours might be a happier place to live in. People look so much better with a big grin...

The Daily Joke - November 2008

The Daily Joke is a series of monthly lenses with something funny for every day in the month. For November I thought it would be a good time...

SANTA BABY

Tis the season to be jolly, and what would the holiday be without this classic carol to warm the cockles of your heart.

So, forget about ...

The Old Time Radio Flier 07 "THE ADVENTURES OF OZZIE AND HARRIET"

 
The intention of this lens and others I propose is to bring awareness to the almost forgotten media of American theatrical radio. To...

The Man Page

Every man should know how to use a hammer. Plain and simple. No excuses. This page is my attempt at bringing guys back from the brink of no...

Devilish Office Pranks To Play

So how boring is your place of work? Dead as a cemetery or are you guys hanging off the chandelier? Regardless of what your work environme...

Illustrated Aphorisms

What are Illustrated Aphorisms? Well you may ask. According to one definition, an aphorism is "a brief saying embodying a moral, a concise ...

Cabbage Soup Diet Diary

In the bathroom.

Finished shaving off my 3 day beard.

I begin to stare at my half naked self in the mirror.

" What the hell was th...

The Punnery

My website, Have Pun Will Travel, has a section called The Punnery. It's a collection of posts I made along with those of several friends o...

THE BABY BOOMER YEARS

The Age of Baby Boomers is here. Forget the Age of Aquarius, or any of those other so called ages. This is our age.

But let's temper our...

Turkey's Turkiatrist

Tom here. If you've been keeping up on my story, you know that I'm a stressed-out turkey trying to stay one step ahead of the axe. I'm hu...

Why do YOU Fart?

Farting in public and being caught can be quite embarrassing.

What do you do?

Do you pretend that nothing happened and it wasn't you ...

The Craziest Things I Never Said

If you've lived in various regions of the U.S. as I have, you know that expressions in one part of the country can sound very different...

Humor Series: Heaven and Hell

Hi,
This lens is a part of my Humor Series and is dedicated to Heaven & Hell jokes!
I hope you have some laughs and smiles and you enj...

African Safari Trivia Questions And Answers

If you are want free trivia questions it is most likely because they are playful, fascinating, and challenging.

What can free trivia ques...

The Khazad-dûm Tinies: Lord of the Rings Humor

The "Khazad-dûm Tinies" were a cartoon featured in a monthly Lord of the Rings fan newsletter, the Last Homely Herald. They were insp...

Poster Caption Humor

You've seen them - those wonderful posters that speak volumes, but to which only YOU can give your personal voice.

Whether they be child...

MIRTH & MISTLETOE

What's a holiday happening or a gathering of wild wassailers without mugs of merriment, marvellous mirth, and mega-sized mistletoe everywhe...

Fun For Animal Lovers Lensography

I love animals and I love having fun with them too. My dog is quite the comedian. Come share your animals and animal fun too!

50 WAYS TO RETAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

When the world's going to heck in a handbasket, there's nothing to do but go bonkers, lose your marbles, or master the art of making pigs-...

Help! I've Lost my Hippocampus!

What do you mean, you can't remember the last name of your BFF in third grade, or the inventor of the cotton gin? And if those slips of the...

Turkey's Last Stand

Tom here Hey, how goes it?

Back in the 'hood, you probably know me as The Bird. My mother (God rest her soul) wanted me to have a fair s...

Humor News

We're your all-access pass to the comedy scene. The rest is just the parm on your pizza.

Many Faces of Santa

Santa is a jolly, chubby, white bearded man in the red suit. Over the centuries, customs from different parts of the World have come togethe...

Memoirs of a Pencil

Wow. I am sooo over mankind. One minute, the pencil is 'the pinnacle of ancient wonders' - the next, some 3rd grader is rubbing out my bac...

The Ultimate Send an Ugly Postcard Collection

This Great Ugly Postcard Collection is growing more popular by the day. Send an ugly, weird or themeless postcard. One of these great gems i...

Snow Shoveling Humor

December 8
6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the windo...

Missing Word Museum

The Missing Word Museum is dedicated to the wonderful world of words; not any kind of words mind you, just those that are misplaced, mislaid...

eBay History Facts, Selling Weird and Bizarre

It was September 4, 1995 in San Jose, California, when a computer programmer Pierre Omidyar put up "AuctionWeb" as part of a website for h...

My Favorite WebComs, Cartoons & Riddles

The web is a great place for inventing new ways to make "comedy", interactively and multimedialike producing your fun stuff and distribute...

Short Stories - Secret Love

We've all had them, those secret loves that for one reason or another we can't bring ourselves to tell anyone about, not even the ...

Ten Signs Your Dog May be Spoiled

Some say our dogs are spoiled. I do have my own ideas about walking the dogs. Some call me a pushover, but it's actually more of a "pullun...

How many Pagans does it take...

I do love a good joke. Especially when it pokes fun at sacred cows. Like religion. I believe that you have to be able to laugh at yourself. ...

Wordaholics Anonymous

So, you can't stay away from the those ads on the grocery store bulletin board, hmmm? Can't fight the urge to read every disclaimer on pro...

Humor: Relationships, Love, My Man and Me!

We as humans are very distinct individuals, so attempting to mold two beings into one individual unit, can at times be a little trying on th...

RHINOCEROS PARTY

Politics in Canada is akin to being in a zoo full of crazy critters. And, the most popular political party among the pull the wool over your...

SANTA FREE ZONE

Why did Santa and his reindeer hijack Christmas?

When did it happen?

Who's behind the biggest the holiday heist leaving most folks pe...

Rebelling Against Thongs

I do not like thongs, and damn it, but I demand my right to be attractive. I want a bikini or a hipster pantie that actually covers my behin...

Jeff Dunham

Jeff Dunham is an incredibly talented ventriloquist and stand up comedian. He is so funny. Jeff is the creator of the funniest plastic chara...

50 Things You Never Knew About Poo - And Probably Never Wanted To

What can I say ... I like to know weird stuff, even if is about poo. The more cultured and civilized we become, the more the natural process...

Humor-Wild Ramblings- Aging Gracefully

Yep, looking in the mirror just isn't as fun as it used to be. In fact some days it can be darn right scary. You look in and the image look...

Are You an Internet Addict?

Internet addiction disorder (IAD) is excessive computer use that interferes with daily life. It becomes a compulsion behavior that completel...

Funny Gardener Magnets Make Wonderful Inexpensive Gifts!

These funny, colorful, collectible Best Buds Gardening Cartoon Fridge Magnets by Swisstoons make wonderful affordable gifts for your mom, yo...

Disclaimers for Dummies

So, it all started a decade ago, when I opened the Operator's Manual that came with my shiny new microwave oven. My eyes landed on a list o...

Bigfoot - Sasquatch - Humor - Video Showcase

Here is some funny videos about sasquatch / bigfoot that will make you laugh. All of Messin' With Sasquatch Commercial videos. More that si...

WHO IS JOE?

Have you claimed your 15 minutes of fame yet?

What do you mean you don't know anyone named Joe? Where's your flipping contact list?...t...

LOST: A Sock Speaks Out

Let me begin by sharing what I'm not. I'm not a fancy argyle. Nope. That is so not me, people!

And I certainly don't pretend to have c...

Humor-Emotional Baggage

Now I usually try not to think too much but every now and then my old brain goes into insane mode and I have to rant and ramble a ...

Looking for a Laugh? Watch Frankenthumb!

I discovered Frankenthumb on a business trip with my family a few months ago. It is one of the funniest movies I have ever scene. Just recen...

crazy funny kids

A lens filled with my own stories of motherhood, and the craziness my young kids put me through and submissions from you!
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10 Ways to Rid of Annoying People

So that annoying neighbor, colleague, relative or acquaintance does not get the hint that they are driving you crazy? The simple solution is...

The Best Trivia Makes You Think And Increases Your Brain Power.: The Best Trivia Ever

Of course you are because you know the very best trivia not only makes your brain grow but also tickles your funny bone at the same time. It...

RELIGULOUS

This light-hearted lens is devoted to discerning debaters with faith-challenged funnybones, in particular the release of a new mockumentary ...

July 4 Trivia Questions and Answers

1. What event do Americans celebrate with a national holiday on July 4th?
A. George Washington?s birthday
B. King George III?s ascension t...

Baba Booey

If you love Howard Stern, then you probably also love to HATE Howard Stern Show Producer Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'Abate. From inappropriate...

GEE WHIZ GRADUATE SCHOOL

An integral part of the widely acclaimed University of Useless Information, the "Gee Whiz Graduate School" is dedicated to expanding the g...

I AM CANADIAN

This light-hearted lens is designed to answer the question, "What is a Canadian?"

The easy answer might be, a Canadian is someone who s...

Border Collie Would Make a Great Vice President

RINGO TIMM
(Border Collie)

Ringo Timm has been picked by Buddy Boy Mertens (German Shepherd) as his Canine Party vice presidential runni...

Ground Fog Day

Everyone in the United States and Canada has heard about Groundhog Day on February 2. Punxsutawney Phil, the Pennsylvania groundhog, is a na...

CHURCH WAS NOT ALWAYS BORING IN THE 1950s

CHURCH WAS NOT ALWAYS BORING IN THE 1950s. is a story based on two actual events from my childhood. I have combined the two incidents and ta...

Keeping Your Face Off Of The Web

The absolute guide for keeping yourself out of other peoples' videos and pictures that will potentially make fun of you. How many people ac...

Brian Regan--Pee On Yourself Comedy That's Fun for the Whole Family

I remember the day I realized the power of Brian Regan comedy. Me and my family were all hanging out by the pool. The day was beautiful and ...

Laugh along with Bush

George W Bush left the whitehouse in January of 2009. Here we take a light hearted look at the numerous funny moments he left in his path, o...

Dealing with Teenagers

The funny thing about teenagers is that they're neither adults nor children. They're basically stuck in limbo. On one hand teenagers fight...

Monsters In The Closet-Jealousy

Rambling again I am! This time I'm discussing those secret aspects of ourselves that we try so desperately to keep hidden from th...

The Old Time Radio Flier 14 "THE LIFE OF RILEY"

The intention of this lens and others I propose is to bring awareness to the almost forgotten media of American theatrical radio. To bring s...

Solar Powered and Other Environmentally Friendly Appliances

We've been abusing our Earth for far too long and the drastic consequences of our actions are becoming all to obvious. Air pollution. ...

What I Love About Christmas

Take a nostalgic holiday trip down memory lane as I count down some of my favorite things about Christmas.

Buck-Buck-Buck

You hear the word everywhere! Here a buck, there a buck, everywhere a buck, buck.......... Chickens buck as often as they cluck. You can bu...

What do Women Want in a Man

What do women want in a man?

We're not talking about basic traits here. No, that would be too easy. Instead, we're going to have a look...

CRAZY CUPID'S CORNER

Here at Crazy Cupid's Corner, you'll find something to tickle your funnybone, or at the very least tickle yourself pink on Febuary 14th, V...

WINGNUTS

May I offer you a very warm-hearted welcome to the wonderful world of Wingnuts!

What do you meant you haven't the faintest clue what I'...

Bumper Sticker Central

I'm convinced that the world has two kinds of people:

1. Those who slap bumper stickers on their vehicles
2. Those who don't.

I g...

Sidney Sock Goes Missing

It was a day like any other until I l looked out of the window. In the distance I could see just one thing hanging on the washing line at th...

Little Sairy Palin

A satire, based on the poem "Little Orphant Annie," by Charles Whitcomb Riley.

Sorry, the Dog Ate My PC

Each week in Rocketmoms, we get an assignment, a lens topic that is supposed to be completed that week.

This week though, BDKZ has given ...

Chuckle Time

Just a silly site with fun and interesting stuff in it.

Mug is "Crying Time", perfect for a Monday morning! It's the eyes from a humor...

First Home Mishaps

I've recently purchased a new home and I'm in the process of sprucing up the place. Some things work out just fine and others, well, not s...

German Shepherd Would Make a Great President

Buddy Boy Mertens
(German Shepherd)

Buddy Boy Mertens, the presumptive Canine Party presidential nominee, has teamed up with Ringo Timm,...

I Hate Packing

In the last 31 years, I have lived in 29 houses that I can remember since I was 5. This does not include places from before I was 5, and doe...

House Midget Sightings!

Hi. My name is Bobby, and this is my story about how my wife and I came to discover, know and love what we affectionately call our little "...

BIG BOOK OF BUNKUM

Word has it that know-it-alls reign supreme in a world where wit and wisdom are in short supply.

In an effort to upstage the experts on e...

Secret Diary of Santa's Elf

If I were to tell you my real Elfdom name, you'd laugh, so you can call me Hank. It's easier to remember, and besides...that's what the o...

NIBBLER'S NOSH

This light-hearted lens is devoted to amusing aphrodisiacs (better known as fanciful foods and boisterous beverages with romantic repercussi...

It's Just Dust

Greetings, Humans.
We've been watching you. Yes, you in your serious housecleaning outfit, dragging your cute little cleaner caddy from ro...

Woman's guide to understanding men

This guide is for all women who really think they understand men. Well, you probably do, but this guide will reiterate what you might alread...

8 things you should never post on Facebook

Job hunting is hard enough, do not make it more difficult by posting questionable material on your Facebook page. Many human resource depart...

Grumble Headquarters: Where Crabapples, Sourpusses, and Grumblers Unite

Wars. Earthquakes. Robberies. Overpriced groceries. Train wrecks. Barking dogs. Snooty neighbors. Thirsty gas tanks. A gnat doing backflip...

THE CHEEKY CHEAPSKATE

While the sky may be falling and it's raining cats and dogs, thank your lucky stars that behind every dark cloud, there's bound to be a si...

Uncool-Cool-People

I've always been amazed by the lengths that people will go to to be cool. However, there are just some things that blow my mind. We all do ...

Turkey's New Job

Hey everyone! Tom here, coming to you from my new home in Minnesota. I received a Tweet from my faithful turkiatrist, Dr. Helpa Byrd, who su...

Life on Mars TV Show

It is March 18, 2009. I just got done watching one of my favorite TV shows, "Life on Mars". At the end of the program it was announced tha...

What's yer sayin?

This one's just for fun. When I was growing up in San Jose as a teenager my step father was famous for coming up with these off the wall sa...

Funny barbeque quotes

For enthusiastic barbercuers

Calvin And Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes is arguably the best comic strip of its time and perhaps the greatest comic strip of all time. Created by Bill Watterson, ...

Who Eats Spam? A Webvestigative Report

Unless you've been living under a rock for the past seventy-something years, you've no doubt heard of SPAM. No, not the idiotic spam e-mai...

Stupid Infomercials For Things We All Need

This lens is dedicated to stupid infomercials for things we all REALLY NEED! To busy to eat? Too tired to care anymore? Need help with those...

Funny international TV ads

Funny, hilarious or clever TV ads and TV commercials from the 4 corners of the world.
You can add your favorite too if you wish, at the bot...

MAD MONEY

"Mad Money" ...you know that wad of wampum you keep in a sock, under a mattress, or inside a purse for emergencies.

Multitasking mazuma...

fun quizzes For You

Have you seen the show "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" Fun, isn't it? All those college educated adults getting stumped over fun q...

"Arrested Deveopment": The Zaniest, Cleverest 'Pseudo-Docu-Drama' Comedy Ever

You have to see the straight man, Michael, try to make sense of his clueless, greedy, solipsistic, hysterical family and try to hold them to...

Turkey's Manifesto

Dear Concerned Friends & Cohorts,

Tom here. You might remember me from Turkey's Last Stand, where I shared my plight. The Great Feathe...

How-(Not)-to-write-a-sales-page

How I Made 8 Million Dollars In 6 Days Without Even Trying!!

We've all seen them, the ubiquitous sales pages littered all over the inter...

A Cartoon Entitled: Bill's School of...

Bill apparently was very fond of starting little schools on just about any topic! These are specialty cartoons that I drew back in the 1990s...

Stupidest Sayings of Politicians

Everyone messes up. But what happens when you are a high profile, sophisticated person, and say something stupid? Well, this list:

contrariaN communicationS

You won't find anything conventional, humdrum or mundane in the way of words and images at contrariaN communicationS. Why, because all our ...

COLLEGE OF CREATIVE LOAFING

The College of Creative Loafing is designed to meet the unmet needs of mirth-minded merry-makers, in particular those with a penchant for pi...

Really funny Bad cooking quotes

If you good at cooking or you fail at it you'll love this funny quotes

Idiots - funny videos

Funny videos - winners of the "Idiot of the year" contest :)

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54 Things Squidoo Could Improve On

We all love Squidoo! Especially me. That is why we are here, fellow Squidoo lovers and I, and why you are reading this right now. It may sh...

April Fool's Day Ideas

Want to pull an April fool's prank on your friends, coworkers or loved ones? You'll find everything you need to pull a prank they won't s...

Humor Series: Light Bulb Jokes

Hi,
I love light bulb changing jokes and I want to share some with you!
Have fun nd don't forget to rate this lens!
G.
P.S. This len...

MARATHON OF MIRTH

This light-hearted lens is devoted to organizing and participating in a special event called the "Feast of Fools", (usually, but not alway...

Places To Act Like A Fool

Let's get basic here. There are many places where people do dumb, retarded, senseless things; but some places are just better than oth...

Curious Curiosities from a Curious Man

Legend has it Rusty was born with an eagle feather quill solidly clenched in his tiny fingers and an old bottle of rusty dark ink lodged fir...

Top Ten Ways to Screw up a First Date

The first date always seems to be the hardest. We try so hard to impress the other person, and sometimes things go wrong - terribly wrong. W...

Vancouver Canucks Fan Club

I don't get it. People are always sending me emails that someone forwarded to them in an apparently endless stream of bandwidth-sucking was...

They Named Their Kid WHAT?

Some parents are downright cruel. Some spend days, even years, deciding what the names of their newborns will be. But what about those paren...

Annoying Television Commercials

You just got home from a very busy and hectic day. You kicked off your shoes and replaced them with your favorite warm fuzzy slippers, poure...

The Borg

If humans were of a different mindset the idea of becoming part of a "Collective" of fellow living beings whose aim is to become powerful ...

Blog Rants

I see things in a different light than many people. My blog rants are just my observations of human silliness that is see on a regular basis...

Humor in New Hampshire

There's nothing funny about living in New Hampshire. Survival here is serious business. That's why New Hampshire humor is often grim. It'...

The Best Car for a Woman Driver

I was on a taxi today when my taxi braked into an emergency stop due to the sudden stopping of the car in front. Before my taxi driver can r...

Humor Series: Government and Military Jokes

Hey,
I love to make people smile and forget about the grey daily life, so I decided to create these lens series!
This one is about Politi...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Wikipedia explains that "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is one of the oldest and most famous joke riddles still in use in the Englis...

Nothing in Particular

When not working or spending time with his wife and son, Cris enjoys anxiety and depression. Cris believes these count as forms of exercise,...

Laughing is good for you!

Who doesn't love to laugh? But did you know that laughing is good for you as well. I am making this lens in consideration that everyone ne...

Humor Headquarters Headquarters

HUMOR HEADQUARTERS

The best place to tickle your funnybone!

All laugh lenses are welcome, together with those that make you ch...

Office Space

Ditch the cubicle. Come here to laugh. This lens features funny true stories from the Reader's Digest page, "@Work."

Funny Wedding Speeches - Funny Wedding Toasts and More!

Who doesn't love to give the funny toast at a wedding? Well, probably most everyone.

There's nothing like having a few dozen - or a few...