Knock-Knock Jokes for Halloween
Boo Who?
And Other Wicked Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes
Boo Who?: And Other Wicked Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes (Lift-The-Flap Knock-Knock Book)
Amazon Price: $0.21 (as of 05/31/2012)
Bat you'll shriek with laughter at this fang-tastic collection of Halloween knock-knock jokes designed to tickle the funny bone. Lift the flaps and follow two trick-or-treaters through a haunted house as they encounter giggling ghosts and goofy goblins. You'll be scared silly!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ben!
Ben who?
Ben waiting for Halloween all year!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Thumping.
Thumping who?
Thumping green and scary just crawled up your trousers!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wolves say
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frankenstein!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Witch
Witch who?
Which one of you will give me some candy?
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive Halloween!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fred.
Fred who?
I'm Fred of witches!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma 'fraid of ghosts, too!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl I know you're not a ghost!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip my bag with candy!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne can I eat my Halloween candy?
What's your favorite Halloween joke?
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maurissam
Nov 9, 2011 @ 12:14 am | delete
- Kool Lens
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Sylvestermouse
Sep 24, 2011 @ 12:00 pm | delete
- LOL! These were fun! I always like knock, knock jokes too.
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Luvnit
Sep 14, 2011 @ 9:11 am | delete
- You made us fans, cause we love Halloween & knock knock jokes...my kids are still laughing...thanks!
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costumediva
Sep 12, 2011 @ 3:12 pm | delete
- This is a great collection of jokes. I already wrote a couple down to lighten up the mood this Halloween. :-)
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Yourshowman
Dec 8, 2010 @ 8:34 am | delete
- Nice lens
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partybuzz
Oct 18, 2010 @ 5:47 pm | delete
- I love your Halloween Knock Knock jokes! I'm going to use these on my grandson! :)
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Pukeko
Oct 18, 2010 @ 12:26 am | delete
- I'm back because I love these silly jokes so much that I featured them today on facebook. Please stop by and see it at:Things which make me laugh. (If you're on facebook, please become a fan). And while I am here, I sprinkled some angel dust.
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Pukeko
Aug 29, 2010 @ 9:43 pm | delete
- Fantastic! I love these halloween knock knock jokes, although that video must be the most annoying version of the joke ever - I loved it.
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