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An Introduction to Harlequinade

There are 10,000 Actors in LA alone with a world of talent, and no way to prove it. They spend their lives in that vicious [and all-too-familiar] loop -- "You can't have the job as you have no experience....And you can't get experience 'coz we won't give you the job!"

...We're going to build them an off-ramp.

People tell me that's simply impossible. I tend to think it's essential!...

So, what is Harlequinade?

Why We Do What We Do...

Harlequinade is a film production company dedicated to giving new Actors their break. Our goal is to locate every new Actor with the talent to deserve it and give them the chance to achieve a career the desire for success at which has been gnawing at their soul like a malignant bacteria since the moment the Surgeon cut the cord.

They have a depth of talent that could leave any audience open-mouthed in wonder, but instead they`re trapped in low-paid day jobs by an arrongant clique of elitist egocentrics who've never even attempted a task of this magnitude in their entire, vacuous lives.

This is an insult, and I'm going to stop it. If you want to be a part of that, get in touch today.

Break a leg,

Michael J. Austin,
C.E.O., Harlequinade, Inc.,
The Actors Production Company.
Need Actors / Extras? Call us!

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CEO of Harlequinade, Inc., the production company dedicated to helping new Actors succeed.
Born in Stratford-on-Avon, but now living in central CA.

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