Rolf Harris

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Rolf Harris Singer Musician Composer Painter

Rolf Harris CBE, AM was born on the 30th March 1930 in Bassendean, a suburb of Perth, Western Australia too parents Cromwell "Crom" Harris and Agnes Margaret Harris who had both emigrated from Cardiff, Wales.

Rolf Harris was educated at Perth Modern School in Subiaco, and the University of Western Australia where he met his wife, Alwen Hughes who was also a student.
Rolph and Alwen married on 1 March 1958 and have one daughter, Bindi Harris born on the 10th March 1964.

Rolph Harris is primarily known as an artist and singer but is also well known as a composer and a TV presenter.
He was also Australian Junior 110 yards Backstroke Champion in 1946 and Western Australian state champion over a variety of distances and strokes during the period from 1948 to 1952.

Credited with inventing a simple home made instrument called the wobble board an accidental discovery whilst attempting to dry a freshly painted hardboard sheet and hearing the sound made by the board as he held the board by the short edges and 'wobbled' it.
The sound of the wobble bord can be heard on many of Rolphs music tracks.

Below in no certain order is an Audio Visual Tour of Rolf and his works.

Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport 

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Altogether NOW! sing along... 

Tie me Kangaroo Down Sport

There's an old Australian stockman, lying, dying,
and he gets himself up on one elbow,
and he turns to his mates,
who are gathered 'round him and he says:

Watch me wallabys feed mate.
Watch me wallabys feed.
They're a dangerous breed mate.
So watch me wallabys feed.
Altogether now!

Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down.

Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,
keep me cockatoo cool.
Don't go acting the fool, Curl,
just keep me cockatoo cool.
Altogether now!

Take me koala back, Jack,
take me koala back.
He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac,
so take me koala back.
Altogether now!

Mind me platypus duck, Bill,
mind me platypus duck.
Don't let him go running amok, Bill,
mind me platypus duck.
Altogether now!

Play your didgeridoo, Blue,
play your didgeridoo.
Keep playing 'til I shoot thro' Blue,
play your didgeridoo.
Altogether now!

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred,
tan me hide when I'm dead.
So we tanned his hide when he died Clyde,
(Spoken) And that's it hanging on the shed.
Altogether now!

The Court of King Caractacus 

See if you can keep up with this one.

 

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Keep Up at the Back 

Now the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
All together, now the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
Now the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
Now the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.

Now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
All together, now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
Now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
Now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.

Now the boys who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
[Repeat 3 times]

Now the fascinating witches who put the scintilating stiches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
[Repeat 3 times]

Now if you want to take some pictures of the fascinating witches who put the scintilating stiches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus...

...you're too late! Because they've just... passed... by!

Stairway to Heaven 

One of the Best Versions of Stairway to Heanen

 

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Rolph Sings Zeppelin's Stairway To Heaven 

Try not to Laugh

Rolphs version of Led Zeppelins Stairway to Heaven
from the television comedy show The Money or the Gun

There's an old Australian stockman, er, rock band
Trying, but dying
They get themselves up onto their collective elbows
Revert to their sixties instrumentation
And they try again

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
All together now, and she's buying a stairway to heaven
When she gets there she knows, if those stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for
All together now, with a word she can get what she came for

Ooh and it makes me wonder
(How does it affect you blokes?) Ooh and it makes us wonder
(That's interesting that, yeah)

There's a sign on the wall, but she wants to be sure
'Cos you know words sometimes have two meanings
All together now, 'cos you know words sometimes have two meanings

(A lot of words have two meanings
Um, like in this song the word to buy
Buying a stairway to heaven, bought
[pause] oh no, that's brought isn't it
Well, er, there's lots of words have two meanings)

In the tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven
All together now, sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven

(Miss Given? Just change instruments now. Thankyou very much.
Miss Given ladies and gentlemen. Isn't it nice to have your name mentioned in the song?
Isn't that good. Lovely lady)

[didgerydoo instrumental]

(Quick burst of applause for Ross there, on the free trembler - good one
Can I change instruments again? Thank you.
[clears throat] Nearly finished [laughs])

There's a lady I'm sure that I've mentioned before (yes I did, yes)
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
All together now, and she's buying a stairway to heaven

Ooh and it makes me wonder
Ooh and it makes us wonder
Ooh and it makes us wonder
It makes us wonder

Stairways to Heaven (The Money or the Gun)
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Sun Arise 

 

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Sun Arise Lyrics 

Sun arise, she bring in the morning.
Sun arise, bring in the morning, fluttering her skirts all around.
Sun arise, she come with the dawning.
Sun arise, come with the dawning, spreading all the light all around.

Sun arise, on the kangaroo paw.
Sun arise, on the kangaroo paw, glistening the dew all around.

Sun arise, filling all the hollows,
Sun arise, filling all the hollows, lighting up the hills all around.

Sun arise, come with the dawning,
Sun arise, she come every day.
Sun arise, bring in the morning,
Sun arise, every, every, every, every, day.
She drive away the darkness, every day,
Drive away the darkness,
Bringing back the warmth to the ground.

Sun arise, oh, oh,
Sun arise, oh, oh,
Spreading all the light all around.

Sun arise, bring in the morning.
Sun arise, bring in the morning, spreading all the light all around.

Learn to Play the Didgeridoo 

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Two Little Boys 

 

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Two Little Boys lyrics 

Two little boys had two little toys
Each had a wooden horse
Gaily they played each summer's day
Warriors both of course
One little chap then had a mishap
Broke off his horse's head
Wept for his toy then cried with joy
As his young playmate said

Did you think I would leave you crying
When there's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Jack and don't be crying
I can go just as fast with two
When we grow up we'll both be soldiers
And our horses will not be toys
And I wonder if we'll remember
When we were two little boys

Long years had passed, war came so fast
Bravely they marched away
Cannon roared loud, and in the mad crowd
Wounded and dying lay
Up goes a shout, a horse dashes out
Out from the ranks so blue
Gallops away to where Joe lay
Then came a voice he knew

Did you think I would leave you dying
When there's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Joe, we'll soon be flying
I can go just as fast with two
Did you say Joe I'm all a-tremble
Perhaps it's the battle's noise
But I think it's that I remember
When we were two little boys

Do you think I would leave you dying
There's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Joe, we'll soon by flying
Back to the ranks so blue
Can you feel Joe I'm all a tremble
Perhaps it's the battle's noise
But I think it's that I remember
When we were two little boys

Rolf Harris - Platinum Collection Box Set 


Rolf Harris - Platinum Collection

Rolph Harris

Platinum Collection Box set

Lots of Rolph classics
Fifty Four Tracks on Three CD's
The Ultimate Rolf Collection

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Sun Arise 

Just 'Cos I like it!

 

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Rolf Amazon MP3's 

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Bohemian Rhapsody
by Rolf Harris

Rolf Paints the Queen (Part 1) 

Rolf the Artist

 


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Rolf Harris Art Work on EBay 

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Rolf Paints the Queen (Part 2) 

 


Now we see it
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Sunset Lion a Painting by Rolf Harris 

Sunset Lion

Sunset Lion

by Rolf Harris

Signed Print available

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Winter Willow 


Winter Willow (Canvas)

Winter Willow (Canvas)

The highly acclaimed artist Rolf Harris brings us a perfect winter scene portraying a young girl enjoying the snow under the willow tree.
Harris, well known for his influential artist talent all around the world, uses great detail in capturing the snow that has fallen on to the willow tree and pulls the viewers eye towards the girl with the red umbrella.

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Windswept Lion on Canvas 


Winter Willow (Canvas)

Windswept Lion (Canvas)



The highly acclaimed artist
Rolf Harris
brings us a Windswept Lion (Canvas).

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Rolf Harris at a Glance 

Everthing you ever wanted to know about Rolf

Rolf Harris, CBE, AM (born 30 March 1930), is an Australian/British musician, singer, composer, painter, and television host and personality.

Jake the Peg 

 

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Jake the Peg 

[Chorus:]
I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
Wherever I go through rain and snow
The people always let me know
There's Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With his extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle

The day that I born (oh boy) my father nearly died
He couldn't get my nappies on, how matter how he tried
'Cos I was born with an extra leg, and since that day begun
I had to learn to stand on my own three feet
Believe me that's no fun

[Chorus]

I had a dreadful childhood really, I s'pose I shouldn't moan
Each time they had a three legged race, I won it on me own
And also I got popular, when came the time for cricket
They used to roll my trousers up
And use me for the wicket

[Chorus]

I was a dreadful scholar, I found all the lessons hard
The only thing I knew for sure, was three feet make a yard
To count to ten I used me fingers, if I needed more
By getting my shoes and socks off
I could count to twenty four

I'm Jake the [stops to count]

...to twenty five

I'm Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
Whatever I did they said was false
They said "quick march" I did the quick waltz
Then they shouted at me "put your best foot forward" - but which foot?
I said "it's very fine for you, you only got a choice of two"
But me, I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With the extra leg... diddle-iddle-iddle-um

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andru wrote...

Excellent bit of squidoo!
Don't forget the new "tie me kangaroo down sport" book though....

ReplyPosted May 09, 2009