Helga McIntosh; The Story of a REAL Fairy Tale

Don't be fooled by her fabulous shoes and unkempt hair, Helga McIntosh is no ordinary woman! Although she has struggled for years to keep her secret identity concealed, alas the truth is revealed! How long did Ms. McIntosh think she could deceive the world?

Once dubbed a quiet, introspective girl in her formative years, she grew into a cynical unconventional woman. Her friends attribute this shift of personality to the untimely death of her imaginary friend "Roderick". Roderick was an eternal source of strength and inspiration for Ms. McIntosh. I am told he even accompanied her to the dentist. (For those of you who may be unaware, Ms. McIntosh is petrified of dentists. A fear that began when the tooth fairy mistakenly left her another child's tooth instead of a crisp dollar bill).

A true and faithful companion, Roderick was unfortunately struck by lightening on an early morning run with Ms. McIntosh. Paramedics tried to revive Roderick but were unable to perform CPR on an invisible person. The trauma of witnessing such a horrific scene left a lasting impression on everyone involved.

Were it not for the recent rise in complaints from disgruntled parents, Ms. McIntosh's alter ego may have never been discovered. Under the clever disguise as a suburban mother, Ms. McIntosh has united angry anemic children everywhere to form LID. LID, the shrewd acronym created to hide the organization's real name "Liver Is Disgusting", has iron deficient children everywhere vehemently refusing to eat their liver! Parents who once had unwavering faith in Ms. McIntosh's abilities to teach their children healthy habits are now questioning whether they have been a victim of the smooth talking liver hating lady or perhaps we failed Ms. McIntosh as a society by exposing her to chicken livers at such a young age?

For weeks to come, both supporters and critics alike will speculate on the motivation of the events that have unfolded but unfortunately we will never know what really drove her to such drastic measures. When questioned by local authorities Ms. McIntosh simply sneered and said "I did it for the children".