Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

Wacky Gift: Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

No nut is too hard to crack with the hilarious Hillary Clinton Nutcracker!! The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker is the perfect kitchen utility for the politically-inclined. How to use Hillary to her full potential: 1) Carefully insert your nuts between Hillary's thighs and squeeze. 2) Eat the nuts. 3) Repeat again and again for nut cracking bliss. It just takes a little manhandling. Specs: * Hillary's body is made of plastic and the nutcracker is stainless steel. Some people say the real Hillary is made of those as well. * She stands 9" tall. The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker can be yours for only $19.95!!Hillary Nutcracker
Click Link For More Details:
Hillary Nutcracker



More Wacky Gifts:

The Hillary Nutcracker cracked me up. Check out these other wacky fun gifts.

Temperature Controlled Shower Light

The LED Shower Light will make for a unique showering experience for guests and for children. The light will go from Neon Blue to Fire Red when the water hits the temperature (89 Deg. F/ 32 Deg. Celsius). So the LED Shower Light will help kids know when the water starts to get hot and make showering fun instead of a chore. Easy to install. Fits most showerheads. Satisfaction Guaranteed! No batteries or external power source. Water flow generates the light stream.
Temperature Controlled Shower Light
Temperature Controlled Shower Light

Ugly Dolls

Wage, is an orange creature that wears an apron and works at the local Super Mart. He is a hard worker and just wants to please his customers. Wedgehead, who is bright blue with a flat head, sees the world just as you do, but only when he balances on his head. Wedgehead is on a mission to prove that humans really do exist. OX is lime green, with long droopy ears and an X for a left eye. He is best friends with Wedgehead and is great at magic. He loves turning your stuff into his, but Wedgehead calls it stealing. Ugly Dolls is a company that got its start from the international love letters of a couple in a long-distance relationship. David Horvath and Sun-Min Kim met while attending Parsons School of Design in New York City. Horvath, who was living in Los Angeles, and Kim sent frequent pining love letters back and forth. An illustrator for Japanese market animation and video games, Horvath drew one of these little characters at the end of each letter. That Christmas, Kim surprised Horvath by sending him a plush, hand-sewn version of Wage - the first character that Horvath created. When Horvath received the hand-sewn doll, he showed it off to Eric Nakamura, owner of a shop called Giant Robot in L.A. that sells books, toys, and t-shirts made by artists. Eventually, the sewing got to be too large a job for Kim to do; she stopped hand sewing them and they are now handmade by a Korean company. Ugly Dolls have caught on with the older crowd because they have the aura of fashionable chic, without the crazy price-tag. Kids and Adults like love these beautifully crafted HANDMADE, high quality plush little devils. Each one measures approximately 13 " H X 7" W X 2" D And now you can see what everyone is talking about when you get your own Ugly Doll!
Ugly Dolls
Ugly Dolls

Electric Cruzin Cooler

Electric Cruzin CoolerCruzin Cooler combines two basic necessities of life, the ability to have cold food or a beverage handy along with the means to get somewhere, without walking. With modern technology, the Crusin Cooler is available in gas and electric models.The cooler is light enough to be driven to a location and then picked up and carried!! The cooler can be used for hunting, sporting events, races, camping, golf or even a trip to the grocery store to keep your food cold all the way home. Marine use will be popular for the new cooler allowing you to take your fish/drinks/food/ ice to and from your boat with powered assistance and braking. Simply ride or power your way up and down ramps. There are virtually hundreds of uses for the new cool motorized coolers!! * Cargo capacity 24-12oz cans + 8 pounds of ice * Top Speed up to 13 mph *Rider capacity 250 lbs. Tested to 540 *Range up to 15 miles * Box size 28" long, 17" wide, 19" tall * Weight (dry) approx 64lbs. * Excellent personal transportation * Great indoor transportationCruzin Cooler
Cruzin Cooler

Hey Wacky Gift Lover, Leave A Comment.

This Happy Snowman page written by

Absolutely_Prehistoric

I'm Lou Balderas, the owner of Absolutely Prehistoric, an online venue for prehistoric costumes, gifts, t-shirts and toys. I have an interest in all things... more »

Seasons Greetings from the Wonderland

Connect with Happy Snowman

This author recommends...

Featured Lenses 

Loading