Arkansas Hillbilly and Redneck Jokes!
Whats the first thing that comes to your mind when someone says Arkansas? Most people will say hillbillies. Some might say Clinton or Razorbacks. But, the most common conception of Arkansas is the Hillbilly.
People assume that the citizens of Arkansas are all a bunch of dumb poor hillbillies.
While Arkansas does have it's fair share of the stupid, I am here to tell y'all that Arkansas is home to some wonderful and very intelligent people!
Below you will find funny hillbilly jokes, redneck sayings, some pretty darn funny videos from youtube, and who knows what else I may add to this page, so bookmark it or favorite it!
So without any further delay, lets find out exactly what is the Arkansas Hillbilly!
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Official definition of hillbilly!
Lets define hillbilly!
Hillbilly- Someone who lives in the hills. Or poor people who don't dress in fancy clothes, and are from the southern states.Hillbillies usually have slurred speech as they don't pronounce most words fully.
A hillbilly may use some funny phrases while they speak. So lets take a look at some of those funny phrases and what they really mean!
Hillbilly Phrases and Redneck Slang!
Arkansas Hillbilly Sayings
He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch down the way! *means Someone who isn't very handsome or pretty.My cow died last night, so I don't need your bull! *means What they say to someone who is trying to give them trouble.
It's hotter 'an two squirrels screwin' in wool sock on a hill in Peach Tree. *means It is very hot outside
Drunk Hillbillies
This is what happens when you mix intoxicating substances with an internet connection and a beautiful mandolin.
Arkansas Hillbilly and Redneck jokes!
Arkansas Hillbilly Humor
A: There's one less drunk at the funeral.
Q: How do you get a hillbilly out of a bathtub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.
Q: How do you tell the bride at a hillbilly wedding?
A: She's wearing the cleanest shirt.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the chin.
Q: What does a 13 year old girl from Tennessee say after sex?
A: " Git offa me, daddy, you're crunching my cigarettes!
A reporter asked this hillbilly what he thought about the presidents civil rights bill. He answered: "If he owes it, I reckon he should pay it."
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You know how to make hillbilly chicken soap? You start by stealing a couple of chickens...
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Hear the one about the redneck cop?
Redneck Cop Joke
There is a Redneck Cop sleeping in his cruiser one night.
All of a sudden he is awakened by a loud crash.
The cop gets out of his car and walks up the road a piece when he notices a car in the ditch.
"Damn" he says, "There's a car in the ditch!"
He takes out his notebook and writes "car in D-I-T-C-H" for his report.
He walks up the road a bit further and notices another car in the ditch.
So he writes "another car in ditch....D-I-T-C-H" for his report.
The cop decides to head back to his car to make the report when he notices a head in the middle of the boulevard.
"Damn, somebody's head's in the middle of the boulevard!"
He gets out his notebook again and begins writing "head in middle of"
Then he thinks, boulevard? "B-O..." no, no "B-U..."
"Aww hell" he says and he kicks the head into the ditch
"D-I-T-C-H"
Redneck Saying of The Day!
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."
Arkansas Hillbilly Wise Tales
Some hillbillies use unusal methods to determine rain, or if a woman is going to have a boy or a girl.
If you poke around and play in a campfire, you will wet the bed that night.
Pit all the seeds from an apple into your hand, then slap them against your forehead. The number of seeds that stick tells you how many children you'll have.
Hang a horseshoe over your door for good luck.
If you wash dishes and the front of your shirt gets wet, chances are you'll marry a drunk.
Stepping on a daddy-long legs will cause rain.
If you step on an Ant on a sunny day. The next day it will rain.
Hang a dead snake on a fence belly-up for rain.
To predict the sex of a baby: Suspend a wedding band held by a piece of thread over the palm of the pregnant girl. If the ring swings in an oval or circular motion the baby will be a girl. If the ring swings in a straight line the baby will be a boy.
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Top 10 You're a Arkansas Hillbilly if...
Jeff Foxworthy made the "You might be a redneck if..." famous!
1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your husband.
2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation
suppers, and vacations.
3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your
grandma would let you in the house.
4. You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
5. You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields
on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
6. You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper.
7. You have driven off the road while examining your neighbors crops.
8. You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.
9. You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.
10. You've used the same knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples.
What is an Arkansas Hillbilly?
A hillbilly article from Wikipedia
Hillbilly is a term referring to people who dwell in rural, mountainous areas of the United States, primarily Appalachia and the Ozarks. Due to its strongly stereotypical connotations, the term is frequently considered derogatory, and so is usually offensive to those Americans of Ozarkan and Appalachian heritage. However, the term is also used in celebration of their culture by mountain people themselves. Such co-opting and neutralizing use is almost exclusively reserved for Appalachian people themselves.
These hillbillies must be from Arkansas
Watch as Fred and Wilma Get married.
The Wedding of Fred and Wilma
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Arkansas Hillbillies Wedding of 2006
Watch these two hillbillies tie the knot!
Hillbilly Wedding
Best Hillbilly Wedding of 2006. These pictures and their wedding music are the best. You will laugh hysterically at this simple wedding. Check out the brides CANKLES and her husbands messed up teef... I mean teeth.
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Things you wouldn't hear hillbillies say...
Hillbillies say the darndest things, but you wont hear them say these things!
*Go ahead and throw out that old toilet.
*We don't keep firearms in this house.
*You can't feed that to the dog.
*No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
*Wrasalin's fake.
*We're vegetarians.
*Do you think my hair is too big?
*Who's Richard Petty?
*Deer heads detract from the decor.
*Spitting is such a nasty habit.
*I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
*Trim the fat off that steak.
*The tires on that truck are too big.
*I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
*Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
*She's too old to be wearing that bikini.
*Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
*Elvis who?
*Do you think this ball cap goes with this shirt?
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tom tom wrote
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Posted June 05, 2009
ChineseKitesforKids wrote...
Such a funny lens! You mis-spelled experience in the first line of your introduction and I'm not sure if that was on purpose now after reading the dumb hillbilly lens...lol You're right about one thing, when I think of Arkansas I don't think of the Universities that's for sure. **5** Love your writing style!
Posted June 04, 2009
Joan4 wrote...
You know what? Hillbillies have more fun!! Especially in South Carolina where we are called rednecks! Hilarious lens! I loved every minute! Blessed by a proud South Carolina angel !
Posted May 08, 2009
mopar man wrote
White Hall
Posted March 14, 2009
tandemonimom wrote...
Well, my daddy was from Texas and my mama was from Tennessee, so guess where I was born: Arkansas! I grew up mostly in Texas, though ... which has its fair share of hillbillies (like my dear grandparents) too! Thanks for a great laugh - loved the windchimes and the flower "pots" especially!
Posted March 07, 2009
Arron Lock wrote
Pretty funny. I am from AR too and I have seen all of this. I think the same content could be used and replace Arkansas with many places. Take Lake County, FL for instance. I have seen more rednecks here than I ever did in AR. Very funny though, good work!
Posted February 13, 2009
mrkensworld wrote...
Great Lens 5 Stars all the way! You have put a lot of work into this. Thanks for sharing!
Posted February 10, 2009
pam sellers wrote
I just wanted to say I was born ans raised in Conway.
All of this is funny and glad you put this out there for others to injoy.
You don't really relize your from a hillbilly state until you move away.
Even though people tell you ,you really sound country and they ask where
your from.
Posted February 10, 2009
hillbilly-ir1 wrote
thats funnier than a one legged man trying to square dance.
Posted January 14, 2009
OldGrampa wrote...
This is a very well done lens. You have quite a lot of interesting and hilarious content here. Very nice to see a lens that is not just ads and affiliate stuff. A definite 5 stars. I invite you to check out my crazy hillbilly blog at www.hillbillycrackpot.com
Posted January 06, 2009
blu_baby77 wrote...
This lens is funny had to give it 5 stars. Keep up the good work.tw
Posted January 05, 2009
T Hanna wrote
where in arkansas are you from?
Posted January 01, 2009
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