Arkansas Hillbilly and Redneck Jokes!
Funny Arkansas Jokes
Before we go any further, I just want to say I am from Arkansas Country! So I have the experience to back this page up!!
Whats the first thing that comes to your mind when someone says Arkansas? Most people will say hillbillies. Some might say Clinton or Razorbacks. But, the most common conception of Arkansas is the Hillbilly.
People assume that the citizens of Arkansas are all a bunch of dumb poor hillbillies.
While Arkansas does have it's fair share of the stupid, I am here to tell y'all that Arkansas is home to some wonderful and very intelligent people!
Hillbilly Jokes and Redneck Sayings
And some pretty darn funny hillbilly videos too
So without any further delay, lets find out exactly what is the Arkansas Hillbilly!
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Official definition of hillbilly!
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Hillbilly- Someone who lives in the hills. Or poor people who don't dress in fancy clothes, and are from the southern states.
Hillbillies usually have slurred speech as they don't pronounce most words fully.
A hillbilly may use some funny phrases while they speak. So lets take a look at some of those funny phrases and what they really mean!
Why Arkansas is known as Hillbillies?
Arkansas was off the beaten path
Long ago, Arkansas really was in the backwoods. Travel across the state was cut off from the west by the Indian Territory and by mountains in the north and swamps in the east.Arkansas was off the beaten path, and people from these parts didn't get out to much. Most folks were dirt poor, which all lead up to them folks being considered hillbillies. The name stuck from their and Arkansas has never been able to shake it.
Hillbilly Phrases and Redneck Slang!
Arkansas Hillbilly Sayings
Funny sayings from Arkansas and other hillbillies!He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch down the way! *means Someone who isn't very handsome or pretty.
My cow died last night, so I don't need your bull! *means What they say to someone who is trying to give them trouble.
It's hotter 'an two squirrels screwin' in wool sock on a hill in Peach Tree. *means It is very hot outside
Drunk Hillbillies
This is what happens when you mix intoxicating substances with an internet connection and a beautiful mandolin.
Arkansas Hillbilly and Redneck jokes!
Arkansas Hillbilly Humor and Jokes
A: There's one less drunk at the funeral.
Q: How do you get a hillbilly out of a bathtub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.
Q: How do you tell the bride at a hillbilly wedding?
A: She's wearing the cleanest shirt.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the chin.
Q: What does a 13 year old girl from Tennessee say after sex?
A: " Git offa me, daddy, you're crunching my cigarettes!
A reporter asked this hillbilly what he thought about the presidents civil rights bill. He answered: "If he owes it, I reckon he should pay it."
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Hear the one about the redneck cop?
Arkansas Redneck Cop Joke
There is an Arkansas Redneck Cop sleeping in his cruiser one night.
All of a sudden he is awakened by a loud crash.
The cop gets out of his car and walks up the road a piece when he notices a car in the ditch.
"Damn" he says, "There's a car in the ditch!"
He takes out his notebook and writes "car in D-I-T-C-H" for his report.
He walks up the road a bit further and notices another car in the ditch.
So he writes "another car in ditch....D-I-T-C-H" for his report.
The cop decides to head back to his car to make the report when he notices a head in the middle of the boulevard.
"Damn, somebody's head's in the middle of the boulevard!"
He gets out his notebook again and begins writing "head in middle of"
Then he thinks, boulevard? "B-O..." no, no "B-U..."
"Aww hell" he says and he kicks the head into the ditch
"D-I-T-C-H"
Redneck Saying of The Day!
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."
Arkansas Hillbilly Wise Tales
Some hillbillies use unusal methods to determine rain
If you poke around and play in a campfire, you will wet the bed that night.
Pit all the seeds from an apple into your hand, then slap them against your forehead. The number of seeds that stick tells you how many children you'll have.
Hang a horseshoe over your door for good luck.
If you wash dishes and the front of your shirt gets wet, chances are you'll marry a drunk.
Stepping on a daddy-long legs will cause rain.
If you step on an Ant on a sunny day. The next day it will rain.
Hang a dead snake on a fence belly-up for rain.
To predict the sex of a baby: Suspend a wedding band held by a piece of thread over the palm of the pregnant girl. If the ring swings in an oval or circular motion the baby will be a girl. If the ring swings in a straight line the baby will be a boy.
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Recent Hillbilly News Stories!
Some are funny, some are serious, they are all Hillbilly!
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- For Oranges, his last home game as big as 2008 title
- He said winning his last game as a Hillbilly meant a lot to him. "Going out on top is the best feeling ever," he said. "I couldn't imagine if we lost this ...
- The gator handling grandma and the hillbilly alligator man
- He has a tape recorder and he recorded himself singing his songs ?Hillbilly alligator man? and ?Three spoiled-rotten alligators.? Sometimes, he falls asleep ...
- Police raid 2 'hillbilly cocaine' labs in Genesee County
- But it was a laboratory that made "hillbilly cocaine," also known as methamphetamine, local and federal police said. Genesee County sheriff's investigators ...
Top 10 You're a Arkansas Hillbilly if...
Jeff Foxworthy made the "You might be a redneck if..." famous!
Top 10 You're a Redneck if...
1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your husband.
2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation
suppers, and vacations.
3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your
grandma would let you in the house.
4. You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
5. You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields
on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
6. You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper.
7. You have driven off the road while examining your neighbors crops.
8. You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.
9. You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.
10. You've used the same knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples.
What is an Arkansas Hillbilly?
A hillbilly article from Wikipedia
Hillbilly is a term referring to people who dwell in rural, mountainous areas of the United States, primarily Appalachia and the Ozarks. Due to its strongly stereotypical connotations, the term is frequently considered derogatory, and so is usually offensive to those Americans of Ozarkan and Appalachian heritage. However, the term is also used in celebration of their culture by mountain people themselves. Such co-opting and neutralizing use is almost exclusively reserved for Appalachian people themselves. Such people consider the term Hillbilly to be a descriptive term lumping all such inhabitants together in a single ethnic group similar to the term Cajun as a description of a uniquely American ethnic group.
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Arkansas Hillbillies Wedding of 2006
Watch these two hillbillies tie the knot!
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"Uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits."
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Things you wouldn't hear hillbillies say...
Hillbillies say the darndest things, but you wont hear them say these things!
*Go ahead and throw out that old toilet.
*We don't keep firearms in this house.
*You can't feed that to the dog.
*No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
*Wrasalin's fake.
*We're vegetarians.
*Do you think my hair is too big?
*Who's Richard Petty?
*Deer heads detract from the decor.
*Spitting is such a nasty habit.
*I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
*Trim the fat off that steak.
*The tires on that truck are too big.
*I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
*Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
*She's too old to be wearing that bikini.
*Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
*Elvis who?
*Do you think this ball cap goes with this shirt?
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- stacy_mcdaniel stacy_mcdaniel Nov 7, 2009 @ 7:32 pm
- I'm from Arkansas. I don't claim to be a hillbilly. When I was little my family would tease me about being one. I would always say no I'm a city slicker. Great lens, very funny.
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- LaraineRose LaraineRose Oct 12, 2009 @ 5:04 am
- Funny!! Gave me the hickups I laughed so much at the videos. 5*s for sure.
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- bengriston bengriston Sep 21, 2009 @ 1:51 pm
- Rednecks are everywhere even in southern California, but then the jokes are still funny.
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- mitchking mitchking Sep 21, 2009 @ 11:27 am
- Great lens! I am playing an Arkansas boy in fantasy football this week so some of this stuff can be useful for me.
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- Aaliyah Aaliyah Jul 26, 2009 @ 8:33 am
- They don't use toliet paper?????
And they shower with a garden hose????
Oh wow!
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- bonanacrom bonanacrom Jul 13, 2009 @ 3:03 am
- I find you comment that hillbillies are from the south odd. The difference between a hillbilly and a redneck is that the hillbillies are in the north and the rednecks are in the south.
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- tom tom tom tom Jun 5, 2009 @ 6:49 am
- yeah wekk it giodd you b have good tv show
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- ChineseKitesforKids ChineseKitesforKids Jun 4, 2009 @ 7:43 pm
- Such a funny lens! You mis-spelled experience in the first line of your introduction and I'm not sure if that was on purpose now after reading the dumb hillbilly lens...lol You're right about one thing, when I think of Arkansas I don't think of the Universities that's for sure. **5** Love your writing style!
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- StephenC StephenC May 28, 2009 @ 11:12 am
- Good stuff! Laughed off my chair! Great lens.
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- clembob clembob May 15, 2009 @ 3:51 pm
- Funny stuff. I love them Hillbillies! favorite and 5 stars
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- Joan4 Joan4 May 8, 2009 @ 10:37 am
- You know what? Hillbillies have more fun!! Especially in South Carolina where we are called rednecks! Hilarious lens! I loved every minute! Blessed by a proud South Carolina angel !
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- mopar man mopar man Mar 14, 2009 @ 10:40 pm
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- tandemonimom tandemonimom Mar 7, 2009 @ 11:58 pm
- Well, my daddy was from Texas and my mama was from Tennessee, so guess where I was born: Arkansas! I grew up mostly in Texas, though ... which has its fair share of hillbillies (like my dear grandparents) too! Thanks for a great laugh - loved the windchimes and the flower "pots" especially!
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- Arron Lock Arron Lock Feb 13, 2009 @ 11:13 am
- Pretty funny. I am from AR too and I have seen all of this. I think the same content could be used and replace Arkansas with many places. Take Lake County, FL for instance. I have seen more rednecks here than I ever did in AR. Very funny though, good work!
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- mrkensworld mrkensworld Feb 10, 2009 @ 12:50 am
- Great Lens 5 Stars all the way! You have put a lot of work into this. Thanks for sharing!
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