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Arkansas Hillbilly Jokes and Fun Thangs!
Whats the first thing that comes to your mind when someone says Arkansas? Most people will say hillbillies. Some might say Clinton or Razorbacks. But, the most common conception of Arkansas is the Hillbilly.
People assume that the citizens of Arkansas are all a bunch of dumb poor hillbillies.
While Arkansas does have it's fair share of the stupid, I am here to tell y'all(!) that Arkansas is home to some wonderful and very intelligent people!
Below you will find funny hillbilly jokes, redneck sayings, some pretty darn funny videos from youtube, and who knows what else I may add to this page, so bookmark it or favorite it!
So without any further delay, lets find out exactly what is the Arkansas Hillbilly!
What is a Hillbilly? Official definition of hillbilly!
Lets define hillbilly!
Hillbilly- Someone who lives in the hills. Or poor people who don't dress in fancy clothes, and are from the southern states.Hillbillies usually have slurred speech as they don't pronounce most words fully.
A hillbilly may use some funny phrases while they speak. So lets take a look at some of those funny phrases and what they really mean!
Funny Southern Sayings
Hillbilly phrases and redneck slang!
He fell out of the ugly tree and hit branch down the way! *means Someone who isn't very handsome or pretty.My cow died last night, so I don't need your bull! *means What they say to someone who is trying to give them trouble.
It's hotter 'an two squirrels screwin' in wool sock on a hill in Peach Tree. *means It is very hot outside
Redneck Life Board Game
Step into the world of redneck life with The Game of Redneck Life" where a roll of 2 dice determines the grade you complete in school, which sets you up for one of 11 fabulous careers, such as Mullet Salon Operator or Monster Truck Announcer! Journey through Blue Collar Americana using credit to buy vehicles, get married, purchase a home, get divorced, remarried, and raise a passel of young 'uns. Through accidents and brawls, players lose teeth during the game. Buy some back if you can, as the player with the most teeth at the end of the game wins!
* The winner is the player with the most teeth remaining at the end of the game!
* A life journey game for 2-6 fun-loving players, age 13+.
* Playing time 1-2 hours.
* Easy to start, hilarious to play, hard to forget!
* A gut bustin' great time!
Redneck Life Board Game
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Redneck Life is the funniest board game that I have ever played. I picked it up at GenCon after getting a review from the helpful booth staff, and couldn't be more pleased with my purchase.
Starting off you roll for your redneck name (there is an expansion that I don't have yet, but hope to have soon that offers more options) and then you begin to move your pieces around the board. The play style is similar to Monopoly, but it has a hint of the old MAD magazine board game. As you progress you get an education level, a job, get married, have kids, get divorced, purchase a house, and buy several cars. There's an interesting mechanic where your car holds only so many children, and if you exceed that limit you have to add more cars. All the while you are accruing debt, because the payday spaces are few and far between and each child deducts money from your paycheck. Different mishaps can happen that make you lose your teeth, including not having the money at the end of the game to pay off your debt. The player with the most teeth at the end of the game wins.
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Old southern gents wise tales
Some hillbillies use unusal methods to determine rain, or if a woman is going to have a boy or a girl.
If you poke around and play in a campfire, you will wet the bed that night.
Pit all the seeds from an apple into your hand, then slap them against your forehead. The number of seeds that stick tells you how many children you'll have.
Hang a horseshoe over your door for good luck.
If you wash dishes and the front of your shirt gets wet, chances are you'll marry a drunk.
Stepping on a daddy-long legs will cause rain.
If you step on an Ant on a sunny day. The next day it will rain.
Hang a dead snake on a fence belly-up for rain.
To predict the sex of a baby: Suspend a wedding band held by a piece of thread over the palm of the pregnant girl. If the ring swings in an oval or circular motion the baby will be a girl. If the ring swings in a straight line the baby will be a boy.
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Top 10 You're a Redneck if...
Jeff Foxworthy made the "You might be a redneck if..." famous!
1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your husband.
2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation
suppers, and vacations.
3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your
grandma would let you in the house.
4. You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
5. You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields
on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
6. You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper.
7. You have driven off the road while examining your neighbors crops.
8. You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.
9. You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.
10. You've used the same knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples.
These hillbillies must be from Arkansas
Watch as Fred and Wilma Get married.
The Wedding of Fred and Wilma
The Reception! A real Hillbilly/Redneck hodown.
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The Redneck Wedding Planner
This is perfect gift to give any bride to be or anyone that just loves redneck humor. It's really cute!!!
Five-time bride Ophelia Peterson knows a thing or two about planning and throwing a white-trash wedding to remember. Finally, all of her hard-won wisdom is available in The Redneck Wedding Planner. In six chapters loaded with Do's and Don'ts, checklists, tips, and cautionary advice, Ophelia shares hilarious ways to cut wedding costs but maximize style, fun, and safety.
Wedding dress: Buy, rent, or borrow? Buying can actually be the thrifty choice. (You'll almost certainly be spreading the high purchase price over a number of marriages.)
Hors d'oeuvres: What are they? French for "not enough to eat." Favored by Yankees and other cretins.
Sporty accessory: Attach your veil to a white lace ball-cap for a playful touch.
Careful now: Don't forget to set up a weapons-check station in the church foyer.
Show off that uniform: If you are lucky enough to have bagged a good provider from FedEx, UPS, or Texaco, consider his uniform as an E-Z care tuxedo alternative.
Whether you hail from Broken Springs, Texas, or Squirrel's Nest, Arkansas, whether you just graduated from the nail and beauty academy or are living in decadent "manufactured housing," say "I do" to the funniest, most practical guide ever to roar into NASCAR Nation.
The Redneck Wedding Planner
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Planning a wedding is serious business when it's your fourth or fifth and the bride is pregnant with someone's baby and the groom is applying to the Witness Protection Program. The chapel needs decorating, the bridal gown has to be let out again, and the parents of the lucky couple must settle any long-standing feud before the first keg is tapped. Ophelia/Buck shows the crooked way to celebrating the sparkling occasion in low class high style, from bridal showers and bachelor parties to the service itself and the post-vow dove shoot, and the wretched hangovers the morning after. Any bride or groom-to-be would be most fortunate to have this handy reference guide now, before the June bridal season begins. The illustrations are cool, too, I guess.
Release Date: 04/04/2006
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Greatest Hillbilly Wedding of 2006 Video
Watch these two hillbillies tie the knot!
Hillbilly Wedding
Best Hillbilly Wedding of 2006. These pictures and their wedding music are the best. You will laugh hysterically at this simple wedding. Check out the brides CANKLES and her husbands messed up teef... I mean teeth.
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Hillbilly Honeymoon Groom Costume (Adult Medium)
Dress up like a Hillybilly Groom! Hillbilly Wedding!
Hillbilly Honeymoon Groom costume includes black denim-look overalls with suspenders, a white dickey with bowtie and a top hat with a white daisy. Available in three adult sizes and a plus size. Pair with our Hillbilly Honeymoon Bride for a great couples' presentation.
Hillbilly Honeymoon Groom Costume (Adult Medium)
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Product Features
* Hillbilly Honeymoon Groom Costume (Adult Medium)
* Includes black denim-look overalls, suspenders, white dickey, bowtie, top hat with a white daisy
* Available in three adult sizes and a plus size
* Pair with Hillbilly Honeymoon Bride for a great couples' presentation
Release Date: 12/31/1969
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I Love Southern Women T-shirt design
Love Southern Women on CafePress.com
Some great gifts for southern guys!
Things you wouldn't hear a Hillbilly say...
Hillbillies say the darndest things, but you wont hear them say these things!
*Go ahead and throw out that old toilet.
*We don't keep firearms in this house.
*You can't feed that to the dog.
*No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
*Wrasalin's fake.
*We're vegetarians.
*Do you think my hair is too big?
*Who's Richard Petty?
*Deer heads detract from the decor.
*Spitting is such a nasty habit.
*I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
*Trim the fat off that steak.
*The tires on that truck are too big.
*I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
*Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
*She's too old to be wearing that bikini.
*Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
*Elvis who?
*Do you think this ball cap goes with this shirt?
T-shirt designs from Thomas Carlson
Skull with wings, guns, and roses
Brotherhood t-shirts and gifts for bikers
Bikers need kick ass shirts to wear!
Thangs for hillbillies on that thar internet thing called amazon dot com
Some hillbillies can evn read those there book things!
The Redneck Manifesto: How Hillbillies, Hicks, and White Trash Became America's Scapegoats
Amazon Price: $10.40 (as of 05/17/2008)
The Beverly Hillbillies: A Fortieth Anniversary Wing Ding
Amazon Price: $18.95 (as of 05/17/2008)
The Southern Diaspora: How the Great Migrations of Black and White Southerners Transformed America
Amazon Price: $19.95 (as of 05/17/2008)
Mountain Dew: Hillbilly Collectables: A History of Mt. Dew through Advertising
Amazon Price: $32.99 (as of 05/17/2008)
Hillbilly Women
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Susan52
You mean there are people who DO throw away 5 gallon buckets??? Posted May 07, 2008 |
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BABYKITTY
Good lens! Been to Ar-kansas many times and have always found the people to be friendly, helpful and smart! I'd say "Go Razorbacks!" but my Mizzu Tigers wouldn't like it much! Posted May 01, 2008 |
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flowergardener
FUNNY! I am not about to tell you how many I've heard in my lifetime! Great Lens! Posted April 30, 2008 |
