How To Hire A Woman
How To Hire Women
Table Of Contents
- Introduction ~ Hiring Women
- 1. Get Them Married
- 2. Hire Experienced Older Women
- 3. Bigger Girls Are Better Girls
- 4. Get Those Women Examined
- 5. Timely Females Are Important
- 6. Don't Let The Girls Be A Bother
- 7. A Woman Requires Change
- 8. Allowance For The Feminine Psych
- 9. Women Always Need Sensitivity
- 10. No Strong Language
- 11. Keep The Women Comfortably Dressed
- My, My, Oh Have The Times Changed
- The Girl Boss Guide
- Women, Men, & Society
- Rebalancing The Girl Gender
- Sound Out About Hiring Women?
Introduction ~ Hiring Women
How to hire a woman is simple!
1. Get Them Married
The married ones are sensible!
2. Hire Experienced Older Women
Avoid the cantankerous ones at all costs!
3. Bigger Girls Are Better Girls
A little plump is always best!
4. Get Those Women Examined
Certainly do not need a woman with female weaknesses.
5. Timely Females Are Important
Assume woman are a tardy lot of folks.
6. Don't Let The Girls Be A Bother
Keep them focused or you'll lose them!
7. A Woman Requires Change
Requiring maintenance, women need regular job changes.
8. Allowance For The Feminine Psych
Keep the women fresh. Fresh is best!
9. Women Always Need Sensitivity
Harshness always equals inefficiency.
10. No Strong Language
Ok, when father or husbands swears vociferously.
11. Keep The Women Comfortably Dressed
A happy girl is productive girl!
My, My, Oh Have The Times Changed
The Woman Song
The Girl Boss Guide
How to be the best leader.
Rebalancing The Girl Gender
Finding the balance between men and women.
Sound Out About Hiring Women?
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- strayspay strayspay Nov 21, 2009 @ 6:38 pm
- Funny lens. Five stars! I wonder what percentage of male employers would still hold to these standards ... I'm betting quite a few.
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- Saida... Saida... Oct 2, 2009 @ 6:58 pm
- most of this is true..thats my opinion :)
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- fanfreluche fanfreluche Jun 28, 2009 @ 7:07 am
- We came a long way! Maybe we still "Require maintenance" but that aside....and the "bigger girls are better" is sure not true nowadays on a job interview. Iit's the opposite. Great lens!
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- Greekgeek Greekgeek Apr 25, 2009 @ 12:20 am
- Wow. Wish the author of this article was around for me to swear at and paint his nose with lipstick! :D
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- monarch13 monarch13 Apr 16, 2009 @ 7:15 pm
- This is funny, but makes me wonder how far we have really come; now that I am an "older women" back in the job market and finding it quite discouraging...
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- Heather426 Heather426 Mar 15, 2009 @ 7:48 pm
- funny! 5*
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- MikkiGVee MikkiGVee Jan 18, 2009 @ 10:13 pm
- Absolutely awesome lens! I found myself smiling while saying "Yep!" all the way down.
P.S. The photos on the white background look great. - McGV
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- mbrownauthor mbrownauthor Nov 28, 2008 @ 10:55 pm
- I absolutely love this lens. Especially #3 ;-)
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- lisadh lisadh Nov 7, 2008 @ 6:40 pm
- I love the part about "husky" girls being better than their thinner counterparts. Guess that was before "thin was in."
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- BusyQueen BusyQueen Oct 10, 2008 @ 8:12 am
- Great lens! 5*****
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- KariAndersen KariAndersen Sep 15, 2008 @ 5:21 pm
- This is a hoot!
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- SewWithSarah SewWithSarah Sep 9, 2008 @ 6:21 am
- Very good lens! We run across some of Farm Journal, etc --the old magazines every once in awhile, and some of the articles are really comical to read! Good work with the clip art on the various sections!
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- ElizabethJeanAllen ElizabethJeanAllen Sep 3, 2008 @ 6:12 pm
- I may be older and experienced but I'm not cantankerous!
Great lens.
Lizzy
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- Tipi Tipi Aug 29, 2008 @ 10:48 am
- Two thumbs-up! Thanks for the comments you left on /women_for_hire, I just had to come and see your lens as well. You have a nice style with lenses. I will click on some of the Google Ads, that look interesting and will link you to my lens I mentioned. Keep up the good work my dear. 5*'s
Tipi
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- Jewelsofawe Jewelsofawe Aug 25, 2008 @ 4:11 pm
- Great work on this lens! 5*****
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- JaguarJulie JaguarJulie Aug 23, 2008 @ 1:35 pm
- Wow -- Can't believe I didn't find this lens earlier. Got to get out more often. ;) Love the topic and your rendition -- is there a lens on 'how to fire a woman' and 'how to hire a man?' Those would be great complements to this one! 5*****
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- leacharlton leacharlton Aug 19, 2008 @ 1:13 pm
- WOW! Makes me wonder why they "burned the bra"? Just kidding. This was an enlightening article, thank you :)
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- MsMorrison MsMorrison Jul 21, 2008 @ 1:22 am
- this is a great description of women's traits. Employer must understand this when they are hiring women. And they must remember this cliche "If you want it done, give it to a woman!"
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- Jun 19, 2008 @ 3:43 am
- Wow!
It is very interesting lens here, I love your lens, I am sure that is correct as you said.
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