How To Hire A Woman
How To Hire Women
Table Of Contents
- Introduction ~ Hiring Women
- 1. Get Them Married
- 2. Hire Experienced Older Women
- 3. Bigger Girls Are Better Girls
- 4. Get Those Women Examined
- 5. Timely Females Are Important
- 6. Don't Let The Girls Be A Bother
- 7. A Woman Requires Change
- 8. Allowance For The Feminine Psych
- 9. Women Always Need Sensitivity
- 10. No Strong Language
- 11. Keep The Women Comfortably Dressed
- My, My, Oh Have The Times Changed
- The Girl Boss Guide
- Women, Men, & Society
- Rebalancing The Girl Gender
- Sound Out About Hiring Women?
Introduction ~ Hiring Women
How to hire a woman is simple!
1. Get Them Married
The married ones are sensible!
2. Hire Experienced Older Women
Avoid the cantankerous ones at all costs!
3. Bigger Girls Are Better Girls
A little plump is always best!
4. Get Those Women Examined
Certainly do not need a woman with female weaknesses.
5. Timely Females Are Important
Assume woman are a tardy lot of folks.
6. Don't Let The Girls Be A Bother
Keep them focused or you'll lose them!
7. A Woman Requires Change
Requiring maintenance, women need regular job changes.
8. Allowance For The Feminine Psych
Keep the women fresh. Fresh is best!
9. Women Always Need Sensitivity
Harshness always equals inefficiency.
10. No Strong Language
Ok, when father or husbands swears vociferously.
11. Keep The Women Comfortably Dressed
A happy girl is productive girl!
My, My, Oh Have The Times Changed
The Woman Song
Rodney Carrington - The Man Song
Funny Song Again From The Bob And Tom Show.
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The Girl Boss Guide
How to be the best leader.
Rebalancing The Girl Gender
Finding the balance between men and women.
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fanfreluche wrote...
We came a long way! Maybe we still "Require maintenance" but that aside....and the "bigger girls are better" is sure not true nowadays on a job interview. Iit's the opposite. Great lens!
Greekgeek wrote...
Wow. Wish the author of this article was around for me to swear at and paint his nose with lipstick! :D
monarch13 wrote...
This is funny, but makes me wonder how far we have really come; now that I am an "older women" back in the job market and finding it quite discouraging...
MikkiGVee wrote...
Absolutely awesome lens! I found myself smiling while saying "Yep!" all the way down.
P.S. The photos on the white background look great. - McGV
lisadh wrote...
I love the part about "husky" girls being better than their thinner counterparts. Guess that was before "thin was in."
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SewWithSarah wrote...
Very good lens! We run across some of Farm Journal, etc --the old magazines every once in awhile, and some of the articles are really comical to read! Good work with the clip art on the various sections!
ElizabethJeanAllen wrote...
I may be older and experienced but I'm not cantankerous!
Great lens.
Lizzy
Tipi wrote...
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JaguarJulie wrote...
Wow -- Can't believe I didn't find this lens earlier. Got to get out more often. ;) Love the topic and your rendition -- is there a lens on 'how to fire a woman' and 'how to hire a man?' Those would be great complements to this one! 5*****
leacharlton wrote...
WOW! Makes me wonder why they "burned the bra"? Just kidding. This was an enlightening article, thank you :)
MsMorrison wrote...
this is a great description of women's traits. Employer must understand this when they are hiring women. And they must remember this cliche "If you want it done, give it to a woman!" Empowering women
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KimGiancaterino wrote...
Great laughs... I'm featuring this on my Squid Angel Diary this week!
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Cool great lens. I love the content, but the pictures go with it so well too. Nice job. I gave you a thumbs up at Stumbleupon as well.
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