His Majesty The Cat

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The Story of a Girl and the Cat Who Owns Her

This Lens is about my littlest cat, Bart. I have a few cats but he is by far the bossiest, most spoiled and most photogenic of them. Basically, he bosses me around all day and in return he lets me take his picture.

Homer and Bart

How I came to be owned by such a bossy kitty

This picture is of Homer. He was a stray that my husband and I met soon after moving into this neighborhood. He used to come visit me when I worked in my garden or jump up onto my front porch swing when I was relaxing there. Then one day he brought some friends with him - four feral kittens and their Mama. I couldn't get too close to any of them without spooking them but one of the little ones was a little more curious about me than the others.

Over the next few weeks, we tried to look after this family of strays, along with some of the neighbors help. We would feed them and offered them some shelter in the garage. Only the little orange kitten would let me pet him, although another little one did once bring me a dead squirrel to thank me for feeding him.

Eventually we realized that we didn't have the resources to care for these cats and it was getting colder. Homer found a home with a neighbor down the street but we could not find one for the feral kitties. After much debating, we decided to take them to a reputable animal shelter. At the same time I made that decision, I also decided to take in the little orange cat. Our neighbor had already given him the name Bart (we think he is Homer's little brother) and it seemed to fit, so he kept it.

Now Bart is a member of our family and stays inside with his new brothers and sisters. Homer is happy living down the street and I still see him occasionally when I take a walk around the block.

His Majesty's Many Duties

In Bart's world I have only one job which is to take care of him. Bart, however, has many jobs. He is an expert sleeper, eater, office chair occupier and attacker of feet. He makes a suitable if unreliable paperweight. He can multitask, playing with shoelaces, toys and boxes all at the same time. And of course he makes an adorable model. However, Bart's favorite job by far goes by the title, "Bed Making Assistant". He can be on the other side of the house and yet somehow when I start stripping the bed, he suddenly appears to "help" me. He does this by attacking the bedding, crawling under it & poking holes in it with his claws until he is satisfied it is safe for snuggling.

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Bart and Blackie

Best Friends Forever

Blackie was a stray that we took in from our old neighborhood. Right away he decided he would look out and care for his new younger brother. He likes to groom his little brother but Bart usually takes that as an invitation to play. Sometimes the play turns into a wrestling match (like in the video below) but then next thing you know they are snuggling together.

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Why I let His Majesty Boss Me Around

Honestly, I think it's the eyes.

More of His Majesty's Cuteness

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Cat Links

In a cat's World Wide Web, all sites pertain to cats.

More Cat stuff His Majesty would approve of.
The Cat Owner's Survival Guide Store
My Amazon A-store is full of products that can help you survive the servitude that is cat ownership.
The Feral Cat Project
Compassionate solutions to feline homelessness.
Petfinder
The temporary home of 272,399 adoptable pets from 12,184 adoption groups

Reader Feedback

Leave a note for His Majesty or his humble servant.

Bart welcomes any and all claims of worship and adoration. I will settle for your comments or just a quick hello!

  • EMangl Nov 22, 2011 @ 10:05 am | delete
    "adopt a human" made me smile, very cute stamp - so is your lens :-)
  • The_Spotted_Olive Jul 13, 2011 @ 5:29 pm | delete
    Cute!
  • allinfoisfree Jan 17, 2009 @ 6:58 pm | delete
    Great lens! Thanks! 5 *'s.
  • RickBasset Jan 12, 2009 @ 4:01 am | delete
    Great lens! Love your designs! Thanks for visiting my cat lens!

    Peace :~)
  • LaraineRose Jan 10, 2009 @ 6:21 am | delete
    Hi Bart, My master (I call her mom) has let me type this letter to you. Please come to visit me at my house. I am a fan of yours now and I am giving you 5 paws.
    Love from,
    ZIGGY

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My Name is Victoria Lynn Hall. I am an artist, photographer and graphic designer, a wine lover, a (not crazy) cat lady and I need a maid. I believe in... more »

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