Monty Python and the Holy Grail T-Shirts
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You can wear them anywhere! Never be mistaken for someone uncool again!
And there's nothing worse than forgetting the exact instructions for the Holy Hannd Grenade of Antioch. So make sure that doesn't happen and buy the t-shirt (and a spare, for when the first one starts smelling).
What Is The Number Thou Shalt Count To?
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Swallow and Coconut Weight Ratios T-Shirt
Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
Guard: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
Guard: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
Guard: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail Swallow and Coconut Weight Ratios Men's T-Shirt
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Relive the humor of this classic Monty Python movie with the brand new Weight Ratios t-shirt. Features a large front print of a swallow and a coconut, with the Monty Python and the Holy Grail logo and the text "It's a simple matter of weight ratios". Back has two swallows with a coconut on a line between them. Standard mens size tee. Shoulder-to-shoulder taped, sleeve and bottom hem are double-needled. 100% cotton. Officially licensed.
Holy Hand Grenade Instructions T-Shirt
Never forget the number that comes between two and four again.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail Holy Hand Grenade Instructions Men's T-Shirt
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Ever wonder how to make the most of your Holy Hand Grenade? Well, look no further! This Monty Python and the Holy Grail t-shirt, with front and back print design, provides full instructions as seen in the movie. Print has gold sparkle detail. 100% cotton. Officially licensed.
Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch T-Shirt
HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!
Monty Python and the Holy Grail Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch Men's T-Shirt
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An olive green shirts with a picture of a monk holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Captioned with one of the greatest scenes in any Monty Python film - a bit of the scripture surrounding the use of the Holy Hand Grenade. "Oh Lord bless this, Thy hand grenade, that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." Monty Python fans shouldn't miss out on this! Standard mens size tee. Shoulder-to-shoulder taped, sleeve and bottom hem are double-needled. 100% cotton. Officially licensed.
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Monty Python Killer Rabbit T-Shirt
With nasty big pointy teeth!
Balzout Men's Monty Python Killer Rabbit T-Shirt
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On the front is the text "It's just an ordinary rabbit, isn't it?" along with a little graphic of the rabbit. On the back are the words "We shall not risk another frontal attack. That rabbit's dynamite!" along with a large image of the killer rabbit. Standard mens size tee. Shoulder-to-shoulder taped, sleeve and bottom hem are double-needled. 100% cotton. Officially licensed.
Knights Who Formerly Said Ni T-Shirt
Now they are the Knights Who Say "Ecky ecky ecky ecky pakang zoom boing"
Knights Who Formerly Said Ni
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You know those holiday gift lotteries where everyone pulls somebody else's name out of a hat and tries to figure out what to buy that person that isn't, say, a set of festive holiday salt and pepper shakers or mulled cider potpourri? Well, if you drew one of the knights who until recently said "ni" as your choice, you'd be in luck. The whole scene is basically one long wish list. You could deliver the mightiest tree in the forest, wrapped up in a bow, or possibly just the herring, which is easier to transport. And, of course, shrubberies. You can never go wrong with a shrubbery (one that looks nice but not too expensive). Or, if you knew the knight's size, you could get him a shirt honoring his profession. One very much like this one.
Knights Who Formerly Said Ni coat of arms printed on a tan, 100% cotton t-shirt. The coat of arms includes the head knight's helmet with antlers flanked by two herring. The central shield is emblazoned with either a shrubbery or the mightiest tree in the forest, depending on your interpretation, and bears a scroll which reads, "Ecky ecky ecky ecky pakang zoom boing." And don't argue with us about the words. Ain't nobody got a definitive version, so we don't want to hear it. Don't make us break out the herring on you, because you know we will
Knight Saying Ni from J!nx
Shubbery T-Shirt
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies.
Balzout Men's Monty Python Shubbery T-Shirt
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Ni! This great tee shirt features a large front print of one of the fearsome Knights who Say Ni, demanding a shrubbery. Front screen print on a green 100% cotton t-shirt. Officially licensed.
Trojan Rabbit Plans T-Shirt
Bedevere's cunning plan for invading the castle.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail Rabbit Plans Men's T-Shirt
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Have you ever wanted to build your own ''Trojan Rabbit'', but weren't sure how to do it? Well, this cool Monty Python t-shirt will show you how! The large, easy to read front print demonstrates how the famous Rabbit is built and assembled - perfect for sieging castles of annoying Frenchmen or just striking fear into the hearts of your enemies as you seek the Holy Grail. Front print features the ''Trojan Rabbit'', back print is the Monty Python and the Holy Grail logo. Standard men's sizes. 100% cotton. Officially licensed. Imported
Brave Sir Robin Song & Shield Emblem T-Shirt
Brave, brave Sir Robin!
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin.
Black Knight Triumph T-Shirts
So... we'll call it a draw then?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail Black Knight Triumph Men's T-Shirt (Gray)
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The Black Knight knows no defeat! From Monty Python and The Holy Grail - On the front the Black Knight blocks Arthur's path "The Black Knight Always Triumphs!" On the much larger back image King Arthur has chopped off his arms and legs... "Alright, We'll call it a draw!" This shirt is green in color. Standard mens size tee. Shoulder-to-shoulder taped, sleeve and bottom hem are double-needled. 100% cotton. Officially licensed.
Other Black Knight T-shirts
Bring Out Your Dead T-Shirt
Even if they ain't dead yet.
Monty Python - Bring Out Your Dead T-Shirt
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Tim the Enchanter T-Shirt
There are some who call me... Tim.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail Tim the Enchanter Men's T-Shirt, X-Large
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Relive the humor of this classic Monty Python movie with the brand new Tim the Enchanter t-shirt. Features a large front print of Tim. Standard mens size tee. Shoulder-to-shoulder taped, sleeve and bottom hem are double-needled. 100% cotton. Officially licensed.
"I Fart In Your General Direction" T- Shirt
To be worn in a French accent.
Monty Python - I Fart T-Shirt
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From the England Band Monty Python comes this "I Fart In Your General Direction" T- Shirt. This Comedy Rock Band gives you this Holy Grail shirt with a great style. Classic Monty Python t-shirt.
Monty Python - Holy Grail T-Shirt
Monty Python - Holy Grail Juniors T-Shirt - Medium
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Black Knight Tunic - Officially Licenced
It's... almost a t-shirt!
Black Knight Tunic Officially Licensed Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Dress up as the Black Knight!
Other Holy Grail Clothing: Monty Python Slippers!
Cuddle your feet in some of the deadliest characters from the Holy Grail.
Any other Holy Grail T-Shirts On eBay?
T-shirts migrate. Wlel-known fact. So you have to be a skilled hunter to catch the rare ones.
More Gifts From Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Sometimes you need plush helmets and dismembered slippers as well as t-shirts
Other Awesome T-Shirts
So... What IS The Air-Speed Velocity Of An Unladen Swallow?
Saying 'I don't know" is an instant trip to the bottom of the...wait, no! Aaaaaaargggh!
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JoeCinocca
Oct 18, 2011 @ 8:37 pm | delete
- this lens is E.P.I.C. "your father smells of elderberries!" --- man I was so furious at the end of the movie. That was the biggest punchline of them all.
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good4us_all
Apr 24, 2011 @ 1:24 am | delete
- What do you mean? African or European swallow? (bye-byeeeeeeeeeeeee!)
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oztoo
Oct 28, 2010 @ 4:45 pm | delete
- Great t-shirts for Monty Python fans. I think my husband would love one of these. Ooh and sorry but "i don't know". Aaaaaaargggh.
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BuckHawk
Oct 28, 2010 @ 12:21 pm | delete
- Well, of course, it's twelve times the tidal moon! Didn't we all know that? Love the T-shirts, btw.
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Monty Python Coconut Talking Keychain
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Coconuts, like the African or European swallow, is a migratory creature and is no stranger to these lands. This Coconut Talking Keychain, based on Monty Python and the Holy Grail, utters words of wisdom that some believe were uttered by Albert Einstein, while others believe were inscribed on the walls of the Cave of Caerbannog. In truth, these words might have been said by Tim the Enchanter, the Brave Sir Robin, or possibly even the strangely flatulent Sir Bedivere.
The Film That Came Before The T-Shirts
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Special Edition)
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Could this be the funniest movie ever made? By any rational measure of comedy, this medieval romp from the Monty Python troupe certainly belongs on the short list of candidates. According to Leonard Maltin's Movie & Video Guide, it's "recommended for fans only," but we say hogwash to that--you could be a complete newcomer to the Python phenomenon and still find this send-up of the Arthurian legend to be wet-your-pants hilarious.
