Holy Hand Grenade
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The Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch
Monty Python and the Holy Grail is one of my favourite movies and the scene featuring the ridiculous Holy Hand Grenade is one of the funniest in my opinion. On this lens you can watch the Holy Hand Grenade scene, buy your own version of the weapon and see associated products which feature the grenade.
Hope you enjoy the silliness.
The Holy Hand Grenade Scene From Monty Python And The Holy Grail
View the video clip on the count of three. One, Two.....Five!
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The Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch
"And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen."
This plush Holy Hand Grenade contains a whoopee cushion, which makes a flatulent sound when squeezed or sat upon. The instructions to this Holy Hand Grenade read, "To use, squeeze the hand grenade". Also, on the packaging there is the well-known excerpt from the Book of Armaments, as is in the movie.
Buy your own Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch from Amazon.com for $19.99.
Holy Hand Grenade Instructions T Shirt
Monty Python and the Holy Grail Holy Hand Grenade Instructions Mens T-Shirt
Amazon Price: (as of 06/01/2012)
The full instructions to operate the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch are rather ridiculous and form a very memorable scene in the movie. This bright t-shirt carries the full instructions on the back and a Holy Hand Grenade logo on the front. Remember, "thou shall count to three, no more, no less!"
Book Of Armaments T Shirt
Book Of Armaments T Shirt
Zazzle Price: $19.95
On this simple t-shirt is featured the text from the book of armaments that is read by brother Maynard which forms the instructions to the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch; this is an amusing Monty Python t-shirt. Available in a variety of colours, sizes and styles.
Holy Hand Grenade T Shirt
Zazzle Price: $26.95
This t-shirt features a Holy Hand Grenade graphic and the caption, The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch" making it quite clear where your comedy sympathies lie. This shirt comes a wide variety of colours, sizes and cuts to suit all Monty Python fans.
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Holy Hand Grenade vs Killer Rabbit Game
Go to the official website of Monty Python and the Holy Grail where you can play a silly game based on the Holy Hand Grenade and Killer Rabbit. King Arthur stands and watches whilst you try and blow up the rabbit by lobbing Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch at it.
Holy Hand Grenade Download
Hand Grenade Of Antioch
Amazon Price: $0.99 (as of 06/01/2012)
For those who are fans of the Holy Hand Grenade scene from the Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie, this download from the soundtrack of the movie will allow you to listen to the full instructions to the use of this holy relic at your leisure.
Holy Hand Grenade Designs
Choose from mouse mats, shopping bags, buttons/pins/badges, coffee mugs and cards on Zazzle.com all featuring these Holy hand Grenade designs. All products can be customized to suit your taste.
Make A Holy Hand Grenade Cake
Over on Instructables.com there is a recipe for a wonderful Holy Hand Grenade Cake. You can follow a fantastic step by step guide to making this intricate cake, with photographs to illustrate every step - Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch Cake.
Now, one, two, five....... I mean three, EAT.
Chambord: Black Raspberry Liqueur In A Holy Hand Grenade Bottle
Do you think these guys are fans of the Holy Hand Grenade?
They have packaged their premier liqueur in almost an exact copy of the Holy hand Grenade of Antioch from the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail. What a great gift this would make for fans of the movie who like a drink whilst they watch for the one hundredth time!
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Lemming13 Apr 10, 2012 @ 10:08 am | delete
- Another super lens, causing much rejoicing. High three - I mean, five!
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beth
Apr 5, 2012 @ 10:46 pm | delete
- Love the movie, great site. I am currently constructing the cake for my son's 25 birthday...on Easter! Ni!
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Treasures-By-Brenda
Apr 3, 2011 @ 7:42 am | delete
- Well, three of the four residents of my home love Monty Python...can you guess who doesn't? Honestly, I've never watched one of the movies but I did see the play when it passed through Ottawa and enjoyed it. In any case, I think this is an excellent page dedicated to the Holy Hand Grenade.
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