Monty Python And The Holy Grail; Video Clips & Merchandise

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Monty Python And The Holy Grail

The Knights who say "Ni", Brave Sir Robin, the Trojan Rabbit, the Black Knight, King Arthur and many other crazy characters are a feature of the zany movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail is one of those movies that has gained something of a cult following and has provided many quotes that fans use in conversation. This is one of those movies that has so many silly things going on that each time you watch it there is something different to laugh at.

In this lens I have showcased a number of the funniest scenes from the movie and some of the incredible related products available to buy; there is even a Monty Python Holy Grail.

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Monty Python And The Holy Grail On DVD

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Special Edition)

Amazon Price: $5.89 (as of 02/16/2012)Buy Now

What do you mean you don't already have a copy? Order one now. What else will you spend your money on? A shrubbery? One with a little waterfall, a two-tiered effect and little picket fence around it? No, far better to spend it on the DVD of the movie and enjoy the silliness again and again.

The Holy Grail - The Object Of King Arthur's Quest

Holy Grail plush toy at Amazon.com

"We have been charged by God with a sacred quest."

Drink from your own true grail with this one based on the grail featured in the Monty Python movie. Will it bring you eternal youth or just make you babble on about the air velocity of laden or unladen swallows, African or European? Try it and find out!

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Monty Python And The Holy Grail Scene: King Arthur, King of the Britons

In this scene King Arthur finds out that some his subjects have socialist views and are not ready to kowtow to a monarch selected by dubious methods.

Right of Self Determination - Monty Python Holy Grail : Autonomous Collective
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King Arthur - King Of All Briton's

Buy King Arthur plush toy at Amazon.com for $10.94

"It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!"

This funny plush toy is based on Graham Chapman playing King Arthur in the movie. This is a great gift for collectors of plush toys from movies and Monty Python fans alike.

Buy your own King Arthur plush toy at Amazon.com for $10.94.

You can get your own helmet and proclaim yourself King of the Britons or choose from the other King Arthur stuff here.

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Monty Python And The Holy Grail Scene: The Knights Of The Round Table Song

I remember first hearing the Camelot song on an old vinyl LP, playing on a record player in the loft. I didn't have a clue what it was all about but I liked the catchy tune and the lyrics, "we eat ham and jam and spam a lot".

Monty Python- Knights Of The Round Table/Camelot Song
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5,168 ratings | 1,017,719 views
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Download The Full Camelot Song

Download the Camelot Song from Amazon.com for $0.99

"We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.

We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot.

In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable. It's a busy life in Camelot."


Download the Camelot Song from Monty Python & The Holy Grail from Amazon.com for $0.99.

The Knights Of The Round Table

The products available here include Knights of the Round Table figurines, a silly t-shirt and a poster of the Monty Python cast dressed as the knights.

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Monty Python And The Holy Grail Scene: Sir Bedevere And The Witch

In this crazy scene Sir Bedevere the Wise uses some of the most ridiculous logic to see if a peasant woman is a witch. "If she weighs the same as a duck she must be a witch". Of course.

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1,714 ratings | 606,885 views
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Sir Bedevere

Terry Jones As Sir Bedevere 12" Collectible Figure - Monty Python and the Holy Grail First Series

Amazon Price: $34.98 (as of 02/16/2012)Buy Now

This collectible figure of Terry Jones as Sir Bedevere comes in a presentation pack for the satisfaction of movie memorabilia collectors. Alternatively you can buy this figure and all those of the other Knights of the Round Table and recreate the movie at your leisure.

Sir Bedevere

More Sir Bedevere figures are available along with his tunic so that you can dress up as this wise knight and decide who is a witch and who is not.

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Monty Python And The Holy Grail Scene: The Black Knight

"It's only a flesh wound!"

This ridiculous scene is one of the most famous from Monty Python and the Holy Grail and shows the Black Knight rather over-zealously guarding an incosequential passage through a forest.

Fighting on until all his limbs have been hacked off, he even then tries to claim a draw.

Black Knight
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16,561 ratings | 2,547,113 views
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The Black Knight

Black Knight plush toy on Amazon.com from $9.99

"None shall pass!"

I move for no man!"


This Black Knight plush toy has removable limbs so that you can recreate his absurd battle with King Arthur. This silly toy, from one of the most popular scenes of the movie, is bound do go down well with fans and collectors.

Buy your own Black Knight plush toy on Amazon from $9.99.

The Black Knight

As one of the most often quoted scenes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the Black Knight has given rise to a number of products from punchbag to full costume.

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Black Knight T Shirts

These t-shirts featuring the Black Knight and his quotes are guaranteed to bring a smile to the faces of fans of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

More Holy Grail t-shirts can be viewed here: Monty Python T Shirt Collection - Holy Grail

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Monty Python And The Holy Grail Scene: The Trojan Rabbit

Everyone has heard of the Trojan Horse, well here King Arthur's knights make a Trojan Rabbit. Unfortunately they forget to get inside and end up having to "run away, run away".

The Trojan Rabbit
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74 ratings | 48,820 views
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Trojan Rabbit

Monty Python Toy Vault Trojan Rabbit

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Collectors of comedy movie memorabilia will love this daft Trojan Rabbit that based upon the one that is used when the Knights of the Round Table attack a castle, fortified by taunting French Knights. A ridiculous scene in the movie and an equally ridiculous but fun product to mess around with at home.

Cow-tapult

Monty Python Cow Catapult Deluxe Set

Amazon Price: $128.95 (as of 02/16/2012)Buy Now

After receiving insults about members of their families smelling of elderberries and being a hamster, the Knights of the Round Table attack the French castle and are bombarded with farmyard animals. Fans of the movie can recreate that farcical scene in your own living room with this funny cow-tapult toy.

Trojan Rabbit T Shirt

Monty Python Trojan Rabbit T-shirt Tan XL

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If you are in the process of drawing up battle plans in order to invade a medieval French castle then you must consider building a Trojan Rabbit before finalizing the plans; this Monty Python t-shirt provides the instructions on how to make your very own Trojan Rabbit - just use it more effectively than in the movie.

Monty Python And The Holy Grail Scene: Brave Sir Robin

Brave Sir Robin's minstrels sing a song which rather upsets the not-so-brave knight. After meeting up with the three-headed knight, Sir Robin bravely runs away.

Monty Python Holy Grail The tale of Sir Robin
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1,530 ratings | 319,167 views
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Brave Sir Robin Song

Download the Brave Sir Robin song from Amazon for $0.99

"Brave Sir Robin ran away. Bravely ran away away. When danger reared it's ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and gallantly he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Robin!"

Download the Brave Sir Robin song from Amazon for $0.99.

Brave Sir Robin & The Three Headed Knight

The Brave Sir Robin scene is one of the funniest and has produced a number of associated products including the obligatory t-shirt, figurines and an amusing three-headed Knight plush toy.

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Killer Rabbit

Killer Rabbit plush toy on Amazon.com - from $15.90

"Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! That rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!"

It may look like an ordinary bunny but this plush toy is dynamite! Have your own killer rabbit in the comfort of your home without having to worry about it attacking you. If you are concerned you can always order a Holy Hand Grenade to protect yourself with.

Buy your own Killer Rabbit on Amazon.com from $15.90

The Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch

Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch on Amazon.com - $19.99

"And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen."

Buy your own Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch from Amazon.com for $19.99.

Killer Rabbit & Holy Hand Grenade Merchandise

There is quite a collection of products based upon this scene of the movie. Warm your feet with Killer Rabbit slippers or staple your papers with a Killer Rabbit stapler! Plenty of daft stuff to choose from here.

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Holy Hand Grenade & Killer Rabbit T Shirts

Amuse yourself and your friends by wearing one of these Killer Rabbit or Holy Hand Grenade t-shirts.

More Holy Grail T Shirts can be seen here: Monty Python T Shirt Collection- Holy Grail.

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Killer Rabbit Game

Killer Rabbit Game

Go to the official website of Monty Python and the Holy Grail where you can play a silly game based on the Killer Rabbit. King Arthur stands and watches whilst you try and blow up the rabbit by lobbing Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch at it.

Killer Rabbit - Run Away Run Away Poster

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Scene: The Knights Who Say "Ni"

When I was a little kid, my father used to come up to me when I was playing and just go "Ni". I didn't have a clue what he was doing, I just knew that he was doing what fathers do: being annoying.

It wasn't until years later I saw Monty Python and the Holy Grail and suddenly realised what he had been doing all those years.

Some years ago when I was doing a summer job, working as a gardener, my first job on the first day was to create........... a shrubbery! I thought my boss was joking and I just laughed at him until I realised by his very red face that he was not joking. It was very nearly the shortest gardening career ever. Never mind, a passing shrubbery salesman helped me out.

Knights Who Say Ni
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The Knights Who Say "Ni"

Knights who say Ni plush toy on Amazon.com

"We want............ a shrubbery!

You must return here with a shrubbery or else you will never pass through this wood alive! One that looks nice. And not too expensive."


The Knights who say "Ni" are the guardians of the forest and demand a tribute in order to let travelers pass. Fortunately, rather than treasures or slaying dragons, they have a weakness for cute floral arrangements and water features!

Buy your own Knights Who Say "Ni" plush toy from Amazon.com from $24.99.

The Knights Who Say "Ni" T Shirts

These three t-shirts all feature the Knights who say "Ni".

More Holy Grail T Shirts can be seen here: Monty Python T Shirt Collection- Holy Grail.

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Monty Python And The Holy Grail Scene: The Black Beast Of Aaaargh

Monty Python- The Caves of Caerbannog
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The Black Beast Of Aaaarrrrgggghh!

The Black Beast of Aaaarrrrggggh plush toy on Amazon.com

"Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of Aaaarrrrgggghh......."

The Black Beast of Aaaarrrrgggghh is a cartoon creature who dwells in the caves of Caerbannog, under the protection of the Killer Rabbit. The beast was drawn by Terry Gilliam and features in a brief scene where it chases the Knights of the Round Table.

Buy your own Black Beast of Aaaarrrrgggghh plush toy on Amazon.com from $10.35

Black Beast Of Aaaarrrrgggghh Hat

Monty Python Toy Vault Black Beast Of Aaaarrrrgggghh! Plush Hat [Rare Scottish Trophy Hat Edition]

Amazon Price: $29.99 (as of 02/16/2012)Buy Now

Go to the office party and cause a real stir by wearing this Black Beast of Aaaarrrggghh hat. Based on the cartoon creature in the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail this silly item is ideal for parties with like-minded friends; those who share the same sense of humour as yourself.

Monty Python And The Holy Grail Scene: Tim The Enchanter

In this scene the Knights of the Round Table encounter a mystic enchanter:Tim. Tim the Enchanter, played by John Cleese, loves pyrotechnic effects, pregnant pauses and dispenses banal advice.

Tim The Enchanter
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Tim The Enchanter T Shirt

Tim The Enchanter T Shirt on Amazon.com

"There are some who call me... Tim."

Fans of Tim the Enchanter's dramatic advice can celebrate this scene by wearing his image on a grey background.

More Holy Grail T Shirts can be viewed here: Monty Python T Shirt Collection: Holy Grail.

Buy your own Tim The Enchanter T Shirt on Amazon.com

Tim The Enchanter

More Tim the Enchanter merchandise includes a plush toy, a figurine and a really ridiculous hat.

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Download Monty Python & The Holy Grail Audio Clips From iTunes

The Knights of the Round Table song is available to download here, from iTunes, along with the audio tracks of several other scenes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Track Artist Album  
Knights of the Round Table (Camelot Song) Monty Python Monty Python Sings
Camelot Song Monty Python The Album of the Soundtrack of the Trailer of the Film of Monty Python and the Holy Grail
A Foul-Tempered Rabbit (Remastered) Monty Python The Album of the Soundtrack of the Trailer of the Film of Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Remastered)
The Knights Who Say "Ni" Monty Python The Album of the Soundtrack of the Trailer of the Film of Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The Knights Who Say "Nee!" (Remastered) Monty Python The Album of the Soundtrack of the Trailer of the Film of Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Remastered)
Hand Grenade of Antioch Monty Python The Album of the Soundtrack of the Trailer of the Film of Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Witch Burning Monty Python The Album of the Soundtrack of the Trailer of the Film of Monty Python and the Holy Grail
French Castle Monty Python The Album of the Soundtrack of the Trailer of the Film of Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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There is a large range of Monty Python and the Holy Grail gifts available on Zazzle.com. These include a wide range of daft t-shirt, buttons, coffee mugs and mouse pads to name just a few.

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    A recreation of the movie using Lego - wonderful.
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    Sony Pictures official website.
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    Story about London police mistaking a Holy Hand Grenade for a bomb.
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    Ten gifts for lovers of the movie.
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    A large collection of Monty Python and the Holy Grail t-shirts.
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    Information about the movie and cast on The Internet Movie Database.
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    Some of the most memorable quotes from the movie.
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    Extensive information on the movie on Wikipedia.
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    Is Holy Grail The Funniest Monty Python Movie?

    Everyone has their own taste in comedy, but a number of people have said that the Holy Grail is the funniest of the Monty Python Movies. What do you think?

    Is the Holy Grail the Funniest Monty Python Movie?

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    Yes, it is

    christopherwell says:

    Classic! I can never watch this too many times.

    christopherwell says:

    It's classic! I can never watch this too many times.

    No way, The Life of Brian is better.

    LKW31 says:

    Actually, I think the Meaning of Life is the funniest!

    nickupton says:

    As much as I love the Holy Grail, The Life of Brian is probably even better.

    susannaduffy says:

    I'm the Splinter

     

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