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Homer J Simpson

This lens is about the greatest cartoon character of all-time. For 20 years Homer J Simpson has been at the forefront of animated comedy.

You will find a bio and best of all, the latest news on Homer and his infamous family The Simpsons

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Weepu compared to Homer Simpson: It doesn't matter if the World Cup scrum-half is now marginally slimmer than Homer Simpson. It doesn't matter if Weepu has met his "targets". All that matters is the fact that Weepu hasn't played any decent rugby this year. That is not good enough for ...
TomTom research reveals Homer Simpson is more popular than The Queen: by Laura Barnes A new study by TomTom has revealed that although 83 per cent of people think they could recognise The Queen's voice, they'd rather install Homer Simpson's voice on their sat nav. Although The Queen was top of the chart, only 30 per cent ...
Junior Seau, Homer Simpson, Concussions and Big Football's Impending Cold War: But then Homer Simpson got a concussion. And less than 24 hours after SNL's broadcast, a mainstream audience was reminded about the leading danger in professional football today. Head trauma in the NFL is taking on similar tones as so-called ...
Donut Recipes: 13 Worth Lusting After (PHOTOS): Homer Simpson's not the only one who wants to devour donuts. At one point or another, we've all had tunnel vision for these circular doughy treats. It's because donuts are great -- old fashioned, glazed, chocolate-frosted, you really can't go wrong.

Homer Simpson

A Profile

Name: Homer Jay Simpson.
Identity: A big oaf of a father.

Age: 36-39 (was 36 in earlier episodes, but is now 38/39.
Weight: 239lbs to 260lbs (heaviest was 315lbs)
Relations: Marge (wife), Bart, Lisa and Maggie (kids), Abraham Simpson (dad), Herb (half-brother)
Occupation: Safety Inspector (Sector 7G) at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.
Credit card no.: 5784365343410709
Catchphrases: D'oh!, Mmm..., and Woohoo!

"Maybe for once someone will call me 'sir'
without adding 'you're making a scene.' "

Best friend: Barney Gumble
Enemies: Ned Flanders, the water department, God...
Hero: Steve McQueen

Hobbies: Watching TV, drinking beer, eating...
Fave food: Donuts (raspberry cream or double-glaze), pork chops, honey roasted peanuts.
Fave drink: Duff beer.
Fave restaurant: Greasy Joe's Bottomless BBQ Pit.
Fave cassette to listen to while on a road trip: Rappin' Ronnie Reagan.

Inventions: Flaming Homer (which Moe stole); 'Wonder Bat'; an unknown product (in "Homer Vs. Patty and Selma"); an electric hammer; a six-legged chair that won't tip over; a make-up gun; and armchair-toilet thing.
Past loves: Mindy Simmons (and Maude Flanders most of the time!)
Fears: Sock puppets.

"You tried you best, and you failed miserably.
The lesson is: never try."

Awards won: First Annual Montgomery Burns Awards for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence [8F23], the burping contest at the Power Plant [2F31], Employee of the Month [8F04], "Sir Drinks A Lot", a Grammy for Best Spoken Word or Barbershop Quartet Album Of The Year [9F21], and six won at the high school reunion: most weight gained, most improved odor, most hair lost, oldest car, lowest paying job, and the least distance traveled to get to the reunion [9F16].

Previous jobs: Teacher [1F20], astronaut [1F13], singer[9F21], manager of a country & western singer [8F19], pin monkey [2F10], monorail conductor [9F10], chauffeur [2F14], Mr. Plow [9F07], Kwik-E-Mart clerk [8F06], and a body guard [AABF05] among many, many others.

Appearances: Every episode. Has had two birthdays [AABF08 & 3G01], let the 'Babysitter bandit' get away, been to Clown college & Body guard college, been into space, and has been a member of the Be Sharps.

"The Sun? That's the hottest place on Earth!"