Horton Hears A Who Quotes 2012

Horton Hears A Who Quotes

Written By Dr. Seuss

"A person's a person, no matter how small."

"I meant what i said and i said what i meant. An elephant's faithful one-hundred percent!"

Memorable Horton Hears A Who Quotes

Dr. Mary Lou Larue: You shaved ush!

The Mayor of Who-ville: Horton is a giant elephant in the sky!
[Everyone looks up]
The Mayor of Who-ville: Don't bother looking, he's invisible.

Heather: Horton! We've all got our own little clovers with worlds on them!
Jessica: Mine is called Jessica-Land and everyone worships Queen Jessica because Jessica is so beautiful!
Katie: In my world,everyone's a pony nad they all eat rainbows-and poop butterflies!

Horton: Alright, I need to get this clover to the top of Mount Nool A.S.A.P.whatever that means. Probably, Act Swiftly, Awesome Pachyderm.
[He sees a rope bridge over a deadly chasam]
Horton: It's a sheer drop to certain death.

Kangaroo: And that is why my Rudy is pouch-schooled!

Horton: We're a club. We're a group. We can take a vote on the issues. We can be a secret society, and no one else can join, unless they wear a funny hat!

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Horton: There's a tiny person on that speck that needs my help!

The Mayor of Who-ville: I have 96 daughters and 1 son.
Horton: [laughing] Whoa! Busy guy.

Katie: In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.

The Mayor of Who-ville: Seriously, who is this? Is this Burt from accounting?

Morton: Horton, the kangaroo has sent Vlad!
Horton: Vlad? Vlad, Vlad... I know two Vlads. There's the bad Vlad... And then there's bunny Vlad, the one that makes cookies!
Morton: ...Yeah, Horton, she's sending you a bunny with cookies. I think it's safe to say it's the bad Vlad.
Horton: Yeah, good call.

Horton: [thanking people] And Morton, for being the only one who stood by me. Well not right by me; he hid in the bushes sending me good thoughts. He's small.
Morton: Dude, you are a warrior poet.

The Mayor of Who-ville: So Jojo, what's uh, what's shakin'? What's happenin'? What's the word?

Horton: This entire jungle is a house of death!

The Mayor of Who-ville: Listen, Horton, I've gotta go. Apparently there's a problem with a giant meatball.
Horton: You just take care of that meatball sir and leave the freaking out to me.

Horton Hears A Who Sayings

Horton: We must become invisible, travel silently, for there are forces that would seek to destroy us.

Horton: Ahaha! To the top of Mount Nool, as fast as lightning, away I go!

Rudy: Mom, Mom! Please, you are so weird, don't do this to me.

Horton: [looking down the canyon] It's just a straight plummet to certain death.

Horton: All right, I gotta get this speck up to the top of Mount Nool A.S.A.P, whatever that means, probably 'act swiftly, awesome pachyderm'! I mean, how hard can that be?

Horton: This looks kinda... precarious. Well nothing to worry, obviously when they build a bridge like this they take into account that elephants will be crossing here.

Horton: I will make monkeys of these monkeys, for it is their destiny!

Horton: I have to think light. I'm light as a feather. I am light as a feather.
[a feather lands on the bridge and the plank gives way]
Horton: Heavy feather.

Horton: [In a deep voice as he's hit with a Wickersham banana bomb] Whoa! I can feel the diplomatic processes beginning to break down!

Horton: [over intercom] Is everything okay down there?
The Mayor of Who-ville: [in shock] Uh... I don't know. You tell me. You're the one holding the speck.

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