The Hottest Hollywood Men Ever!
Hollywood is littered with comely males of all persuasions. This lense explores our fascination with Hot Hollywood men and their awesome and come hither beauty.
Personally nothing makes me (and my vajayjay) happy like funny, Jewish comedians such as the come hither Sacha Baron Cohen pictured above. Everywo(man) loves a hunky smart, Jewish comedian. Ok maybe it's just me.
Hot Hollwood Hunks (HHH) Packing some major heat!
The Top Ten List of Hot, Sexy Males who make us howl.
These Top Ten Hollywood Hollwood Hunks make a wo(man)'s mouth water, his/her loins quiver and their palms sweat. You get the idea ... they are as smooth as butter!O.K. now without further ado, let's get to the ah meat of the matter.
H*O*T H*O*L*L*Y*W*O*O*D H*U*N*K*S - Top Ten List
Your Hot Hollywood Hunks Top Ten List
These are your weekly hot blooded hunks who made it to the top of our ahem list!!!That's Johnnie Depp half nekid!
Top Ten Hot Hollywood Hunks
1 - Brad Pitt
Yup ahha Brad Pitt is number 1. Who else really.
Who else always keeps himself in sexy fine shape, is a sensitive nice guy and really loves kids? I mean he REALLY loves kids and that's a major turn on for us.
Oh yeah that and his whole sexy attitude in life!
Oh adopt me already Bradley!!!
2 -
Stephen Colbert
I could just eat him alive, so shiny and so funny on his hot comedy show. Someone who can make millions laugh throughout his whole show is someone VERY sexy.
Stephen you can wag your finger at me all you want honey!!!! :)
3 -
Ryan Gosling
Yeah Ryan is the great Canadian supersexy A-List thespian.Known as a sensitive and unusually gifted young actor, our man Ryan Gosling is also pretty easy on the eyes. Did you know he was in The Mickey Mouse Club alongside a young Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Justin Timberlake??
Ryan also dated Sandra Bullock!!! and of course his 'The Notebook' costar sweetheart (and fellow Canadian) Rachel McAdams. Yowza!
NOT HOT - Tom Cruise
Sorry Tommy Girl but you leave me colder than a beer that's been in a freezer for a year!!! Yeah that's right.
Tom Cruise used to be hot. Now he's NOT!!! Oh how the mighty have fallen. The Scientology stuff is part of it but marrying Katie Holmes well that whole relationship just gives me the creeps.Sorry Tom - NOT HOT anymore ...
4-
Fabio Cannavaro
Never heard of him .. yeah well you should ... I mean look at HIM!!!! Oh God I'm having troubling breathing right now HELP-HELP call 911 I'm gonna faint ... with pleasure!!!!!
Looking at this picture of Fabio restores my faith in God. Thank you God , thank you Fabio and thank you Jesus!!! God bless you Fabio.
Oh and keep up the ahem .. good work!
5-
Barack Obama
Man I gotta be fighting Obama's wife and Oprah Winfrey just so I can get close to this sexy hunk of manhood. No fair ... Jesus the wife I can fight off but I give up fighting Oprah ... you can't fight Oprah that much I know, that woman is EVERYWHERE.
Yup Obama is the One of our dreams .. so elegant, so smooth, so clean and fresh all the time too. Hmmm I bet he smells so good also ... ah to get a whiff of that sexy Obama man scent!!!!
6-
Channing Tatum
We love a dancers body and we love Tatums bod -- smokin' momma! We wish our dance partners looked so hot and moved so good. You know what they say about dancers ... if they move good on the dance floor they move even better in bed momma!!!!
Let's do the horizontal mambo anyday Tatum honey!
'I'm Miley Cyrus and all I got is 4 minutes,,,4 minutes hey!!!"
Our cutie patotie Tatum Channing makes an appearance spoofing the new Madonna/Justin Timberlake/Timbaland "4 Minutes". We like, we like!!!!
The Miley Cyrus video is waaaay better than the Madonna Justin Timberlake. I love it that they are have real fun and the break dancers in the Miley video are FIERCE!!!!
Our cutie patotie Tatum Channing makes an appearance spoofing the new Madonna/Justin Timberlake/Timbaland "4 Minutes". We like, we like!!!!
The Miley Cyrus video is waaaay better than the Madonna Justin Timberlake. I love it that they are have real fun and the break dancers in the Miley video are FIERCE!!!!
7-
Julian McMahon
Julian (the guy on the right!)- you are such a naughty boy. And that's exactly how we like you.
The Nip/Tuck resident bad boy makes our list cause the boy always gets down and dirty on the show. We like you gettin' all nasty ... yeah! Julian even got nasty with Rosie O'Donnell ... now THAT is nasty!!!!
Yes Julian you are all McMan!!!
Who is Hollywood Hottest piece of Manhood?
You tell me.
Is it the older Brad Pitt long known to makes women's legs quiver with mad hot passion or is Orlando Bloom - the younger generation taking over and making women go crazy with desire.
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Some hunks from time past: Marlon Brando
The man defines the word 'heat"
Marlon Brando, back in the day, could generate enough heat to warm up the coldest of Alaskan winters. THAT'S how awesomely infernal this sexual, animalistic full of smoldering charisma this unique actor possessed. There's never been another one who managed to pack as much major heat as the great Marlon Brando did. 
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