How to appear intelligent.

Making yourself seem intelligent is thankfully very easy. All you must do is stand erect (posture is tremendously important) and face your peers with a confident, knowing smile and recite the following lines:

Pogo Lord And The Toilet Muff
Relevant Bucket
Failed Forever Simple Twilight Crescendo
External Of His Willy Absorbed
Arcane Evermore
Stud Articles For Crab League Inside Locker
Incoherent Student Nibbled Raspberries
Moonshine Reward
Nose Down Searching Quartered Psychosis
Before Ivory Cobra Comes The Nicotine
Counselor Burrowing Runway Hazard
Dial Sheep
Grenade Swallow
Vegetarian Log And The Orderly Steamship
Obscenely Convincing Fiction Of The Loop
Feast Of Euphoria
Loopy Thigh Digesting Down Skyscraper
Wizard Of Scarred
Until Strategy Of The Intangible Mayhem
Tonic Of Spherical Worm Muncher
Proverbial Flesh Stabbing Practice
Blessed Carnal And Worthless Air
Nocturnal Flaw
Poser Of A Drunken High Cleft Gutter
Precise Astounding Gold Company Misfortune
Hot Terror Escaping Lava
Regular Eskimo
Scream Before Intelligent Optimism
Mild Pole Erectile Nuisance
Afterglow Revolver My Grizzly Chronicle
Riddle Of Weeping Revolving Voyage
Flamboyant Foolish Sauce
Messenger Fox Duping Italian
Fearless Mildew
Archetype Management Of The Slipping Style
Elephant Of Wickedness
Collided Blue Fanny
Moonshine Parking Determined Ghostly
Astute Erotica
Septic Maniac
Deadly With Dive But Your Untrue Tendon
Cretin Plumber
Barbed Philosopher And The Armored Broadcast
Busted Chemistry Kicking Construction
Lower Bonus From One Flapjack Longevity
Defective Kite
Underneath Paranoid Fortified Voltage
Misplaced Insight Polyester Pattern
Glowing Neon Except Creation
Whispering Banshee
Pure Neglect For Twelfth Purveyor Of Branch Imitation
Stinging Footstep And The Fallen Geek
Wednesday Score
Mexican Stroke Flaming Red Herb
Intelligent Cider Monosyllabic Bath
Holy Sailor Fallen Strong
Pragmatic Mars And The Brilliant Dump
Locomotive Of The Manual Hiccup
Freezer Explosion
Severe Nutmeg Faith
Vegetable Transit
Quivering Iris
Blushing Swinger Hopeless So Possessed
Cheerful Reptile A Florida Whack
Genetic Ammunition
Bane Of The Northern Didactic Magnet
Skid Of The Contemplated Smash
Troubled Trio And The Robotic Majesty
Drool Of The Adrenalin
Dreamy Verbs From Spilt Dead Conception
Sliding Beat Across Kinetic Loop
Damned Invincible Not Eloquent
Puffy Stench
Hot Pink Blink
Solid Novice And The Rasping Carbuncle

Everyone will see that you are overflowing with awesome profundity. Everyone will be impressed!