Traffic violation, grr! That is the last thing I want to hear these days. It's 8:30am, you're cruising to work, and so far things are going great. Traffic is going as it normally does and you get pulled over. Officer says you were in violation of some stupid penal code; you incidentally huff imagining he is a jerk with nothing better to do, and how can I get out of this one?
You hesitantly present him your license, registration and insurance. He meanders back to his ticket horse, does something, meanders back and presents to you a traffic ticket. As a parent, it is the last thing I want to hear because I have been there before and it costs a fortune. I got my mortgage stressing me out, work to get to and the babysitter that I just reckoned I didn't pay.
You hesitantly present him your license, registration and insurance. He meanders back to his ticket horse, does something, meanders back and presents to you a traffic ticket. As a parent, it is the last thing I want to hear because I have been there before and it costs a fortune. I got my mortgage stressing me out, work to get to and the babysitter that I just reckoned I didn't pay.
Doing what any other idiot who is ready to have a nervous breakdown would do, I negotiate to get out of the traffic violation. "Please Sir, can you keep this between us?" He looks at me with sympathy but maintains his position on giving me the ticket anyways. As the highway monitor disappears into the fiery pits of hell I pray that I don't acquire more speeding tickets by accidentally messing up reentering the road.
I for one cannot spare a dime towards them and he didn't have any reason to pull me over. It is not like I was endangering anyone or driving like O.J Simpson. Nada, I just stumbled across a super duper ticket trooper on a bad day. Anyways, how do I end up getting targeted in a friggin' minivan? I know it is pretty sorry looking but really...a minivan!
I for one cannot spare a dime towards them and he didn't have any reason to pull me over. It is not like I was endangering anyone or driving like O.J Simpson. Nada, I just stumbled across a super duper ticket trooper on a bad day. Anyways, how do I end up getting targeted in a friggin' minivan? I know it is pretty sorry looking but really...a minivan!
Now in today's world class love affair with policies and law, I knew there had to ways of getting out of speeding tickets but what would be the best way to go about it? With everything accumulating I knew after work it was necessary to do some research besides, slipping up on my credit card payment was a blunder that was going to cost too much already. So off to the reading room I went.
I was researching the law factions but really it looked like hieroglyphs. I then redirected my attention to some piece of literature that promises to get you out of your speeding fines but as I am thumbing through I see that it was published for tickets given in Alabama. That aint my state! Now I am getting really irritated and feeling pessimistic and ready to quit and change my budget to make room for this money sucking traffic ticket.
I was researching the law factions but really it looked like hieroglyphs. I then redirected my attention to some piece of literature that promises to get you out of your speeding fines but as I am thumbing through I see that it was published for tickets given in Alabama. That aint my state! Now I am getting really irritated and feeling pessimistic and ready to quit and change my budget to make room for this money sucking traffic ticket.
Almost sobbing myself into oblivion, some gentleman said I should try this publication that he found on EBay because it did the trick for him. So I figure why the hell not? I could feel my lips starting to tug at my eyes as I came upon the site because it was easy to understand and concise.
What I can only understand in hindsight at the time I was issued the ticket is how relevant a laser or radar gun becomes as proof. It was rather unfortunate that I still had to pay some of the citation but at least it saved me a little bit of money.
Not that long ago I got pulled over again in violation of some stupid penal code but that time I was prepared. I did get the ticket tossed out and I give my thanks to this book. YES! Mommy did it, it's my birthday! Yes, there are ways to beat traffic tickets. If little old me can do it then I know you can too. Let those thieving bastards stop me again muhahahahaha...
What I can only understand in hindsight at the time I was issued the ticket is how relevant a laser or radar gun becomes as proof. It was rather unfortunate that I still had to pay some of the citation but at least it saved me a little bit of money.
Not that long ago I got pulled over again in violation of some stupid penal code but that time I was prepared. I did get the ticket tossed out and I give my thanks to this book. YES! Mommy did it, it's my birthday! Yes, there are ways to beat traffic tickets. If little old me can do it then I know you can too. Let those thieving bastards stop me again muhahahahaha...
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by MishaA
I love driving. I love this feeling of speed and control that driving my car gives me. I love the feeling of my car as an extension of myself. I love... (more)
