How to Become a Writer for the Web before you get Old! Or Wrinkly or Both!

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All those Peeps who keep putting off writing that first Book. There is now no excuse,even if you are a Technophobe!

In this Lens you will find(if you look hard enough) plenty of tips to break the ice as it were to your first writing endeavours.Even if you can't type can't spell and writing or the mere thought of it sends you into a cold sweat.
We like to sprinkle humour( or if you are unfortunate enough to live on the wrong side of the Atlantic.HUMOR) throughout our writing although we appreciate not everyone gets it!
Taking a well earned Break under a shady tree with a nice cold beer, can often provide some new inspiration and get you pounding that keyboard again with enthusiasm! Try it ..of course you need some sun in the mix for this to be effective.

Happy Supping!

Heaven on Earth

Every Writer needs his or her own Inspiration Pack!

The image shown here is of an idyllic setting in the front garden in May (about two years ago) Sun has been rather scarce in the last few years so this writer had one of those AHA moments . as in:- Sun ... Beer ... Shady Tree ...Camera = Mega Inspiration for Writing! You should try it sometime it's Heaven and some believe me(takes a little organising though what with the need to have Beer in the Fridge;Camera at the ready near front Door; Batteries charged;and key to Garden Shed Padlock to get at Patio Set which is never left out due to excessive precipitation!)
Oh MY I missed out Betsy... the love of my life from Kalamazoo for the last 36 years. Yes.. its a Vintage Gibson 330TDC from the original Gibson Factory in MIchigan.She kept saying to me when you gonna take me to the Beach Dad? so this was just a compromise.
For more Gibson stuff watch out for the New Guitar Lens coming to a PC near you very soon!

The WrinklyWriter Returns from Exile (File Under Humour!)

We warned you there would be some Humour (Humor!)

Is Your Writing Past it's Sell by Date?But where has he been all these years?

Well the exciting prospect of becoming a millionaire in the recycling business was short lived as the demand for refurbished washing machines took a nose dive.This one discovered in the Kitchen Garden of a none too Stately Home and had taken root!

It's a long story but we can give you the shortened version so that the onset of wrinkles will be at least delayed for a while in your case!
Is everything that is New, Fresh, Unwrinkled and preceded by the "I"- Prefix better than everything that went before? I think not! But then I am biased being of the wrinkly persuasion. I mean I ask you ... would you prefer to buy a Car from a gum chewing rapper or someone with at least the marks of wear n' tear and the ability to string more than two words together?

As Cassius Clay once said( can't remember whether it was before or after the Liston fight) "No Contest" In his early days as a pre-wrinkly he was only ever put on the canvas by Mr Henry Cooper(AKA Our 'Enry) who was decidedly Wrinkly at that time and whose eyes always let him down. If it hadn't been for that eye, the great Mohammed Ali (before he changed his name) would have been trashed by Henry and the history of Boxing would have been different. I know ... I listened to the fight!

Wrinklies can sometimes turn the tables on Punks and the fact that they ARE wrinklies shows a definite leaning towards longevity which is to say the least ... comforting!

To the matter at hand says the brave knight; we may be wrinkled but we sure as hell can do a better job of passing on something of value to those still wet behind the ears, than most Rapping knuckleheads.

Wrinkly Writer teaches the gentle Art of Clutch control, of Stick Shift Magic and how to turn your Car round without destroying your Flower bed or Garden Gate. But does he know it all? I don't think so! We are always Learning and should be doing so until we are a just a memory.

Forget for a moment your I-Fest-Ology and your USB 2.0 and your Wi Fi and go and search out some real knowledge from someone who has been there and lived to tell the Tale.

Remember, real people don't need replacing every year!

The Business Blog Angel

A Writer and Blogger who gets to places other Writers only Dream about!

The SuperStar! A Heavenly Rose beloved of Angels!This morning I awoke to a somewhat unusual e mail from a person I hadn't hear from for ...like a century and a half! In fact I didn't realise the surprise in store for me as I reached for the delete button.You know the kind of way when you subscribed to someone and then don't hear from them again and you forget that you subscribed. I meant to say who needs more Spam except perhaps a Cannery!

I bet you are ecstatically waiting for the revelation... for revelation it was!

I speak (sorry, write!) about the inimitable Claire Raikes AKA Business Blog Angel ( http://www.claireraikes.com ) Her missive. for that's what it was, ran to like 25 pages with videos and quotes and the odd (very) bit of poetry thrown in to appease those culture vultures.All in all an entertaining, thought provoking ,car boot sale type Blog entry that is not only unique but warming at the same time( a bit like the porrige which is now getting cold by the way). Such is the inspirational vibe from some writers that it makes you want to keep going even when things is just about as dire as they could possibly be.
You know I am going to print out and frame this E-Blog mail and stick it up where i can always see it. Go take a look at this exceptional Woman... Just Click the Rose....

What's a Blog got to do with it!

Setting up a Blog or Ten will either turn you into a Writer or a Crumbling Wreck

Need Inspiration? Then a Walk on the River Bank Works WondersSetting up your first Blog is, for a Newbie, about as scary as your first Parachute Jump. But it needn't be. there are plenty of resources out there to guide you through all the hoops and it doesn't require the services of a Web Designer.By their very nature Web Designers are mysterious creatures, full of Web Jargon just waiting to relieve you of your hard earned cash .

NO SIree..getting your first Blog up and running will get you into a writers frame of mind believe me. When the Master of Ebook marketing ,Jim Edwards ( He of "I gotta tell you" fame) first got me off my butt with the first blog I couldn' t sleep for a week when I saw my first words on screen AND online and in just two hours! A little longer than the 15 minutes JIm promised but then again it's always tricky first time out especially if you are both a technophobe AND a procrastinator!

Blogging Apprentice

Sunrise is A Good Time to be Getting to your Desk!Setting up a blog and posting to it on a very regular basis is really like your apprenticeship as a writer. It will help you to put some discipline into your previously disorganised life and get your writing brain working.

As you spend time crafting posts and articles for your Blog, not only will you gain confidence and momentum but it will actually become fun at the same time.

Spending a little time each day browsing other blogs that catch your fancy will give you an idea of what writing style works and what doesn't and how you are shaping up.The style that will gain acceptance for you will be conversational and not resembling an English Thesis. I think this new style of writing for the web may take a little getting used to if you have been classically trained as it were.

Remember, you are ultimately aiming for large numbers of readers who are not perhaps familiar with Classic English grammar , punctuation or construction. So let it rip...tell it like it is and don't be afraid to make some mistakes.That's how we all learn isn't it. Recently when writing for an obviously young client on on a freelance cheapo cheapo site he admonished me for using the word ain't...but hey guys you can't please everyone out there.
The use of language that's in current daily use and not at all highbrow is what will cut it for you on the Web. Of course bad spelling and poor grammar will not do you any favours so that's an area you need to be watching like a hawk.

Every niche has it's own special jargon which not every reader will be familiar with so be careful here. Of course if you are a geek writing in Geeksville then you have my permission to be as geeky as you want. Your predecessors with established blogs will point the way ahead for you, so don't delay and get cracking with that first blog, or second or third.

We'll talk about Article Directories in the next module (after some well deserved sleep O.K? )

So you Wanna Be a Writer for the Web?

A little rant on Correct Punctation, Spelling and Gramatical Ineptitude!

Stormclouds Gather over Annual Spelling and Grammar ConferencePerhaps you are just a Wannabee Writer? Well there's nothing Wrong and everything Write about aspiring to be a pounder of the Keyboard. I mean everyone can write rite? Spellingue and Grammer are no damn use once you leave skool ...that's wot I alwayze say.
There,They're,Their ... Stop crying into your fully Automated Article spinning, two- button clicks to a Million Dollars Software and go learn your craft!

O.K let's be a little serious now shall we? For a few minutes may be? Just 'coz you can hide under a cloak of anonymity on the web or use a pseudonym to hide your real identity does not give you the write to perpetrate wrong! Two rongs don't make a rite ...you did learn that at school surely?
If you are going to (a) Call yourself a Writer
(b) Pretend to be a Writer
OR (c) One day actually become one, then you had better leave all that Texting Speak, all those shortcuts that you hear peeps use in conversation ( I think started by the Australians ) and all those horrific nightmare inducing misspellings, well and truly behind. Oh yes, we forgot to mention the never ending sentence that requires a translator to decipher (rather like the one you have just read!)

Yes I know, don't tell me... if you are not a native English Speaker then it's unfayre to expect that you are goin' to be able to right proper like.
Well I have news for you... if you can't craft a sentence with some semblance of Punctuation, some Ability with Grammar and more importantly some Knowledge of the Web's leading horror story that is called Keyword Stuffing ...forget it! You ain't no writer and you better go hire yo'self a good Ghostwriter who knows the difference between Their,There and They're.

Web authors(if you can call them that) who behave like Zombies or even worse ...Lemmings, should all be put on the first mission to Planet Zog with a one way ticket. That's the weigh I feal ... your results may differ.(Name and address withheld for brevity)

Article Directories

Getting your Articles off your Hard Drive and onto the Web

For the writer branching out on the Web there is not a better way to fine tune your writing than checking out the Article Directories and setting yourself a target to submit to a number of them. The difference between posting articles on your blog and on an article Directory is substantial.
Your blog, especially in the early days won't be getting any traffic so guess what? Nobody will see your stuff except perhaps you and your Granny.

But then again if Granny doesn't have a computer, which is possible, unless you have trained her how to operate one, then your admirers will be very thin on the ground. Yes I know if you've spent a fortune on SEO courses and How to make Money on the Internet rubbish you'll probably have tried to implement a few strategies that will get you a few visitors. All good character building stuff as your Headmaster used to say!

There's no free lunch here and a blog will take time to mature rather like a good chateau bottled Bordeaux. We are talking several years here and that assumes you are posting to the blog more than once a year!

Now to the spectre of Article Directories%u2026 there are a gazillion of them out there at the last count and probably, while you are avidly consuming this article, there will be another 100 Directories added online. But lets not get disheartened people there are a few, a very few Article Directories out there that are worth pursuing as a home for your carefully crafted work.

In the excitement of producing my first blog, which got me hooked on learning html, by the way, it seemed to me to be rather a good ruse to knock up a few articles and submit them to about a dozen article directories. Having read that this was an excellent way of getting one's work published around the globe I sat back with my second pot of Java that day and thought I had cracked the millionaire code. Three days later with sheets of newly created Analysis and Urls and stuff I sat back and waited for the money to roll in. Of course you've noticed in this short resume that there are many aspects I have missed out. That'll wait for another day!

Imagine my consternation when the first Article to http://ezinearticles.com was returned to me for breaching guidelines. Yes you've guessed it%u2026 in my enthusiasm I hadn't read ALL the small print. Not to be put off I corrected the errors and set about writing for a solid week. The other Directories were good, with varying submission criteria. The debate about Duplicate Content hadn't really started yet so it didn't seem a problem to submit the same articles to a dozen sites.

Six years on and after a two year sabbatical, Wrinkly Writer is back and with some dollars (just a few) earned from Web Writing for Blog and Website owners under his belt, he is now equipped to make the transition from (Gee wouldn't it be Great to be a Writer) to (Hey I am a writer and lets go Shake Rattle and Rock)

In another module I'll put together some more resources for people exploring Article Directories so you can cut to the chase!

Technically Challenged Writer Turns VIDSQUID

Yes it took a little while

If you can get over the Techie Hurdles of Video then you'll never suffer from that age old excuse of Writers Block.You can just switch on the Camera(with a litle work of course) and start your Talkin' Head SQUID-VID.
Ideas ..straight outta your Head can be repurposed and put into print with (yes you've guessed it more than a little work AGAIN!)
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Breach of CopyRight Sucks

Your Stuff is getting ripped off by Folks from the other side of the World!

We just discovered yet again another large Automotive site with a Facebook presence republishing one of our original articles from 2005 without Author accreditation.

We put up a brief post at our Baby Boomer Marketing Blog( http://robinpiggott.ie) and will expand on this in due course.

New writers on the Web need to be aware that the Content Pirates are very Active and are stealling content wholesale to make a fast buck!

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