How To Defend Yourself Against Alien Abduction
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I don't even know how I found this, but it's too good not to share.
In 1988 Ann Druffel, who has researched UFOs for 40 years, discovered a little-known fact that had been drowned in abduction hysteria--documented evidence that people have successfully fended off attack by the "greys," the short, big-eyed aliens now familiar through so much popular media. Using her database of 250 case studies, including 70 "resisters," Druffel has ascertained 9 techniques that witnesses use to ward off alien entities and even break off abductions in progress. And perhaps even more astonishing, this evidence points to the possible true identity of the greys and their link to the abducting entities of myth and folklore.
Alien Abduction Resistance Techniques
- Mental Struggle: Block their mind control
- Physical Struggle: Fight back
- Righteous Anger: Summon your inviolate rights
- Protective Rage: Guard your loved ones
- Support from Family Members: Seek strength in numbers
- Intuition: Sense them coming
- Metaphysical Methods: Create a personal shield
- Appeal to Spiritual Personages: Get help from on high
- Repellents: Use time-tested fend-off substances
Complete with hair-raising true tales of courage and illustrated with eye-witness sketches, How to Defend Yourself Against Alien Abduction is the only book with step-by-step instructions on what to do--and not to do--if aliens come knocking on your door.
“HURRY...
YOU MIGHT BE NEXT!
Or your cows; ETs seem to like cows.”
How To Defend Yourself Against Alien Abduction
How to Defend Yourself Against Alien Abduction
Amazon Price: $11.10 (as of 05/31/2012)
Ann Druffel
"Why the word is most commonly spelled 'grey,' as in the British spelling instead of the American spelling 'gray' remains almost as much of a mystery as the greys themselves!"
That's Deep, Ann
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Are Alien Abductions Real?
Should we be prepared to defend ourselves?
Absolutely.
allenwebstarme says:
No matter what will happen in future, we already seen many disasters in past, so absolutely we should be prepared to defend ourselves.
Aquavel says:
It's always good to know who's calling (greys, Nordics, etc.) and have a choice.
nolanjohanson says:
You never know! Maybe some goverment agencies are abducting Aliens also.
Watch my vids at: http://www.squidoo.com/aliens-stories
PaulOnBooks says:
Don't wear dungarees is the first step.
I have to disagree with you on cupcakes - I've already exposed those as an alien ploy.
ToTheBrimm says:
No Wilhb81, I don't have any more information. Although the book is interesting, I published this lens from a tongue-in-cheek point of view.
I believe that we live in a dangerous world and that we should be prepared to defend ourselves when necessary. Alien abduction is just not one of those dangers that I spend much time thinking about.
Is this a joke?.
TheCureForYouthMinistry says:
Great lens, but I am am going to have to say no :)
GonnaFly says:
hehehe. I had a good giggle with all the merchandise you have found. The "get help from on high" suggestion (ie pray to God) sounds like the best suggestion since I believe these encounters are demonic. Having a relationship with Jesus Christ will be our best defense. Oh, and by the way, the spelling of "grey" looks right to me :-)
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CDT
Apr 2, 2011 @ 3:05 pm | delete
- This lens is awesome! I warn any aliens that may be reading that if you even think about abducting my dogs I'll kick your alien posteriors all the way back to your planet of origin :D
Blessed :)
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ToTheBrimm
Apr 2, 2011 @ 3:12 pm | delete
- Ooo... sounds like the Protective Rage Technique.
Thanks for the visit.
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