How To Hypnotize Your Boss and Make Him YOUR Slave!

Here's a picture showing your typical big bad boss. You'll easily recognise it. As you know, this is how all bosses look and dress today. Even the women bosses.

Grrrrrr... just looking at that smug face makes me want to zap him!

Bosses today deserve to be hynotized because:

1. They've been using hypnosis on YOU all along!

2. They think they're BETTER than you. As if!

3. Er... they just stink!

So, let's just zap 'em!

Ready to learn some bad-boss-bashing hypnosis?

It's time to learn how to take charge of the guy in charge. You're gonna hypnotize his ass!

Look here! Listen up. Hold your breath. Here's the big secret...

Hypnosis involves the fixation of attention.

Step one is to get your boss to notice you.

If you look like this...

...it will be easy.

But if you look like this...

...it will be a bit harder.

The best way to get your boss focused on you is to be so damn fascinating that he can't help watching you, thinking about you, and paying you the attention you deserve.

Boring ways to achieve this include:

* Getting to work before anybody else -- including your boss.
* Staying at work after everyone else has left.
* Doing a stellar job.
* Assuming responsibility and being pro-active.
* Making at least 10 times more money for your boss than he is paying you.
* Generally being 1-2% better than every body else.
* Aka being a total suck-ass!

Exciting ways to hold your boss spellbound include:

* Unusual clothing choices. 'Nice gorilla suit Henry!' 'Hey I didn't know it was come to work in a thong day, Suzan!'
* Abseiling from the roof to bang on your bosses penthouse windows. 'About that report you wanted, Mr Gates!'
* Apply secret conversational hypnosis techniques that captivate his attention and convince him to do what you want him to do -- and have him think it's HIS idea!
* Copy and model everything he or she does!
* Have a pie throwing contest in that big important meeting. Hahahaha how the big boss will love you for that one! 'You're one fascinating human being,' he'll say.

Or not.

Let's throw off the shackles of worker tyranny and make your boss a slave to your every whim. The deep hypnotic secrets of mentally commanding your boss to do your bidding will now be revealed.

These secrets have been jealously hoarded for hundreds of years by an elite few who knew how to manipulate the sappy minds of their fellow man. While they lived high on the hog, we mush heads moped along digging ditches for them. While they swilled the fine wines, we tilled and toiled and broke our backs. All because we were hypnotised.

Well. No more.

The secrets are out. And what's more they've been refined. Improved. Codified. Making it easier for YOU to absorb them and smack your bosses chops with your zip-zap hypnotic powers.

How about YOU get the money for a change?
How about YOU get the easy life?
How about YOU have some FUN?!

Read on to discover...

1. A MATCH made in Hypnotic Heaven!
Set your hypnotic powers on fire by matching and mirroring your boss' body posture, energy, humour, mannerisms, dress style (if you can afford it!) and gestures. You can also try matching the boss' breathing, voice tone, and language patterns. The advanced stuff includes matching values, beliefs, and objectives. By doing all this you achieve RAPPORT. When you have rapport, you have an open doorway to someone's unconscious mind. It's so easy to lob suggestions through that open door. Like seeds they will take root and grow there! Sneaky!

2. Here little piggy, come over here!
The second hypnotic secret involves leading your swine of boss in the direction that you want him or her to go. The way you covertly achieve this is through a communication process called PACING. This is an easy step by step thing to do. All you do is subtly move the way you are communicating from listening, to agreeing, to leading. The money grubbing maniac won't know what's hit him! Hee!

3. The compelling picture
Remember we talked about being fascinating. Never pitch your boss with an idea, a suggestion or a request. The moment you say, 'I want...' he'll close down. Instead give him a vision, paint him a picture of the benefits he'll get from doing what you want. Make sure you 'sell' it with lots of energy, passion and enthusiasm. Emotion is hypnotic.

4. Your boss is a complete anchor!
While you are doing all this great stuff to fascinate your boss, you need to 'anchor' these positive experiences to you! A hypnotic anchor can be fired to recreate the positive feelings your boss felt for you when you won that new contract (or wore that saucy little skirt -- Kevin you know who you are!)

Learning the covert arts of hypnosis has just been made easy. Your boss won't stand a chance when you join the uprising. With the information locked into this underground hypnosis course, you'll be armed to the teeth.

When your boss next talks to you...

will he be talking down at you?

Or

Will he be looking up to YOU?

Decide at: http://www.hypnosis-book.com