How To Look Cool In a Smart Car
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Yes! It Can Be Done!
Too Smart for a Cool -- um... Too Cool for a Smart... Uh...

Cool Smart Car Book
But there is an alternative!
A Smart MONSTER Car!

Or, Perhaps, The Smart Tank
Most Smart Cars are teeny tiny vehicles that get amazing gas mileage and can park anywhere. They also make me a little nervous, because I am worried that if I bump into one, it will be totaled -- and I drive a Honda Fit, which is basically a Smart Car with one more biscuit for breakfast. It's hard to be cool and vulnerable at the same time, so how about muscling up by turning your Smart Car into a Smart Tank? I'm not sure the gun turret actually works, but really who's going to take that chance? In your Smart Tank you can cut people off on the freeway and never even give it a second thought. Who's the pipsqueak NOW? How About a Smart Batmobile?
Engines to Power! Turbines to Speed!
I'll see your Smart Tank and raise you a Smart Batmobile. Pretty hard to imagine the Dark Knight tooling around Gotham in one of these, but it sure beats that Hello Kitty car, no? Plus if you can get flames to shoot out the back you can scorch that tailgater who's been on your bumper for the past thirty miles. Na na na na na na na na, Smart Man! So -- Which Would YOU Rather Drive?
The Tank or the Batmobile?
VOTE!
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And Now For Something Completely Different...
Um, No. Just... No.

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For Those Who Think You Can't Be Cool and Smart at the Same Time
Your carriage awaits...

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Now THIS Is Cool!

This, However...

Question:
What do you call a S-T-R-E-T-C-H Smart Car?
Um, a CAR.

Awww. Wonder What Their Babies Will Look Like?

Oh, Right.

Cool Smart Car Toys!
Smart Cars on Amazon
This is Pretty Cool, But Do NOT Try This At Home!
Or anywhere, for that matter.
Smart car stunt driver narrowly misses people...
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Hey, There's Sand All OVER This Car...
Either someone really loves their Smart Car, or there was a jellyfish alert and no one was allowed in the water and the only thing left to do was to spend countless hours making this. And you thought your life lacked direction? What Will They Think of Next?
Cool! -- A Smart Chopper.
Simplify your morning commute by rising above the herd in your brand new Smart-o-Copter. But beware of birds, because one collision with a random sparrow and you, my friend, are going down.This particular Smart Chopper is actually rescuing someone at sea. "NO! Let me down! I'd rather sleep with the fishes than risk my cred riding in your tiny little embarrassing helicopter thingie!"
But Seriously,
Let me just say, if you yourself own a Smart Car, you actually are already cool. Thanks for doing MORE than your part to save our planet.
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curtmaxwall
May 28, 2012 @ 10:17 am | delete
- smart collection of smart cars in a smart way!
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JoshK47
Apr 14, 2012 @ 10:07 am | delete
- There is certainly no way to actually look cool. The most you can hope for is "adorable."
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MiddleSister
Apr 7, 2012 @ 5:07 pm | delete
- Geez. Those ladies standing in the road with the Smart car whipping around them were dumb as a slalom post.
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beaworkathomemom
Apr 6, 2012 @ 12:36 am | delete
- Cool looking smart cars. I'd love to have one.
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savateuse
Apr 2, 2012 @ 5:55 am | delete
- Smart cars are great...
... except on motorways...
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ChinaGal
Mar 24, 2012 @ 12:26 pm | delete
- Nicely done lens:) I think I'd rather have a Honda Havoc though...
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favored1
Mar 13, 2012 @ 7:07 pm | delete
- Are you sure these are really "real"? Seriously, people don't drive these. No, I don't think anyone can look cool in one of these, but I guess you are if you do.
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mykolkin
Mar 2, 2012 @ 12:42 am | delete
- Very good lens!
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mamabush
Mar 1, 2012 @ 10:56 am | delete
- These are great! Who knew Smart Cars could be so darn Cool! :)
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queenofduvetcovers
Feb 19, 2012 @ 10:16 pm | delete
- Very creative and cool lens! Thumbs up! =)
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TransplantedSoul
Feb 9, 2012 @ 12:12 pm | delete
- The best thing would be to have a Great Dane sitting in the seat next to you.
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vallain Feb 5, 2012 @ 10:41 pm | delete
- I want to get one of these someday. Waiting for the current car to wear out.
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Mujjen
Feb 1, 2012 @ 4:59 pm | delete
- My friend got married in a Smart Car- ie they drove to and fro the wedding in two Smart cars! To her it is the best, most beautiful car in the world, so the choice was easy.
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EdwardJames81
Jan 30, 2012 @ 4:02 pm | delete
- Fun lens this! Love the monster Smart Car, where can I get one?
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laurenrose
Jan 25, 2012 @ 3:46 am | delete
- I love smart cars! Great lens
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transcriptioncity
Jan 24, 2012 @ 4:57 pm | delete
- The cat looks pretty cool!
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sheezie77
Jan 23, 2012 @ 9:47 am | delete
- Funny lens! thank you for sharing
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intermarks
Jan 23, 2012 @ 4:52 am | delete
- Aweasome! I have never seen any Smart Car in such a fantastic and cute look. Great information and great lens!
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jksterling
Jan 22, 2012 @ 11:13 pm | delete
- This is a fantastic lens, great idea.
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RazzbarryBreeze
Jan 22, 2012 @ 6:03 am | delete
- Great lens... I thoroughly enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing.
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CarBodyRepairs
Jan 21, 2012 @ 2:19 pm | delete
- I love the smart tank
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leeleon
Jan 20, 2012 @ 8:20 pm | delete
- nice pictures.
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mogulmedia
Jan 20, 2012 @ 11:08 am | delete
- I love the squished Bugatti Veyron! Gimme!
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domain19
Jan 19, 2012 @ 7:24 am | delete
- awesome.... love this lens... so creative.... thanks for share... :D
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terracroatia
Jan 18, 2012 @ 2:58 pm | delete
- The BEST ever!!!! How can I press the Like button 5 times???
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webkangaroo
Jan 18, 2012 @ 8:56 pm | delete
- aw, thanks!
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kateclough
Jan 17, 2012 @ 3:29 am | delete
- Great job! Love your sense of humor!
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knit1tat2 Jan 16, 2012 @ 12:23 pm | delete
- some great driving in the video clip, and neat pictures. But I think I like the copter! Thanks for the fun!
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sherioz Jan 16, 2012 @ 7:17 am | delete
- I love this! Had me chuckling all the way through. Thanks for that. Would I drive one? Not on your life, I wouldn't! Doesn't look like there's enough car between me and the other drivers and I don't trust them.
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WerewolfCustoms Jan 16, 2012 @ 6:03 am | delete
- Had one of those... :) Genius little cars. And, they have quite a tuning potential... A few tweaks on the turbine, and a few tweaks on the gearbox, and you can have a real rubber burner :) Extreme fun to drive, and even more fun when you can easily park... anywhere! :)
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antoniow
Jan 15, 2012 @ 8:32 am | delete
- Nice lens! thumbs up
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