A Christmas Gag Kids Will Love
Candy reindeer poop is a fun and incredibly easy Christmas project for elementary school kids. Adults may not be wild about the idea of making reindeer poop, but kids love it!
3 things you should know about Reindeer Poop
1. Relax, it's just candy!2. It's a gag, so, come on, let's see a smile! :-)
3. No reindeers were harmed in the making of this product.
Reindeer Poop Recipe
It's so simple, even a five-year-old can do it! (And that's about the age that really enjoys it!)
1 Package of malted milk balls, Milk Duds, or other chocolate candy
1 plastic baggie
1 reindeer poop poem (see below)
Take the package of candy and pour into the bag. Seal the bag. Print the poem and attach it to the bag. (See? Didn't I tell you this would be easy?)
If you really want to make it more difficult, you can use this reindeer poop recipe to bake some treats.
Reindeer Poop Poem
Your gag gift isn't complete without this
I woke with such a fright when I heard Santa call...
"Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!"
I ran to the lawn and in the snowy white drifts,
those nasty reindeer had left "little gifts."
I got an old shovel and started to scoop
neat little piles of reindeer poop!
But to throw them away seemed such a waste,
so I saved them, thinking-you might like a taste!
As I finished my task, which took quite awhile,
Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled.
And I heard him exclaim as he sped off in the sky...
"Well they're not potty trained, but at least they can fly!"
You can print this poem on your own stationery or open a preprinted version in Microsoft Word by clicking the image below.
Note: Clicking the image above will open a Microsoft Word doc in a new window. It will not work if you have a pop-up blocker turned on.
Or You Could Buy a Reindeer Pie...
It's not hard to make poop, but some people prefer to buy
Tom and Sally's Handmade Chocolates, Reindeer Pies (Belgian Milk Chocolate with Almonds), 2-Ounce Pies (Pack of 6)
Amazon Price: (as of 12/02/2009)
Amazon description: Reindeer Pies in Belgian milk chocolate with whole almonds are all natural and taste great! The front of the label says, "Pure Chocolate. No Doo Doo" and "Yule love them!". The back of the label reads: "Santa leaves the presents. The reindeer leave the pies." and "Beware of UFOs. Don't look up on Christmas Eve!".
Make Your Gift a Bit More Cuddly
Who's creating that reindeer poop?
Rooftop - Reindeer
Amazon Price: $3.49 (as of 12/02/2009)
This little guy won't leave behind any droppings, but if you'd like to make your reindeer poop gift a little more cuddly, pick up a stuffed reindeer like this one to go along with it. The kids will love it!
More Reindeer Poop Poems
There are several variations of the reindeer poop poem on the web, so if you don't like the one above, here are alternates you can use.Christmas is coming
along with Santa's reindeer.
Listen closely on Christmas Eve
and maybe you'll hear.
While Santa leaves gifts
tied with ribbons and bows
the reindeer leave droppings
in neat little rows.
Santa checked his list not once, but twice
and found you've been naughty, and not very nice.
Since coal is expensive, here's the scoop -
he's filled your stocking with reindeer poop!
I heard you've been naughty,
so here's the scoop.
All you get for Christmas this year
is reindeer poop.
Pooping Reindeer Stuff
Yes, I'm a bad influence on your kids, but you know they'll love this stuff
![Pooping Reindeer Candy Dispensers [Herd of 4]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41tkxYJ7QRL._SL75_.jpg)
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- lasertek lasertek Dec 6, 2009 @ 7:02 pm
- Nice! Me and my kids made Reindeer poops yesterday. We had so much fun! Indeed, kids love making this activity. But I must say that I enjoyed the experience as well.
Thanks for making us smile. Hope you could visit my lenses as well.
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- RCflyer RCflyer Dec 5, 2009 @ 10:01 pm
- I am laughing myself silly here. I am so making Reindeer poop.
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- ryanwinch ryanwinch May 25, 2009 @ 2:20 am
- I got one of these for Christmas!
I DRAW POOP!
http://www.zazzle.com/ryanwinch
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- awelldressedbullet awelldressedbullet Feb 23, 2009 @ 6:08 pm
- Absolutely, this was just too funeeeeee, thanks! - Kathy
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- dustytoes dustytoes Feb 19, 2009 @ 9:31 am
- So cute...lensrolling to my "Books for Boys" lens since boys especially like poopy stuff..
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