How To Speeding Ticket

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My friend Milla Mahno loves to drive, too. In fact, may be even more than myself. And faster. :) Also, she has quite a powerful imagination, and sometimes writes a piece or two. Here is one of her pieces - and please, it is a fiction, don't blame all the road deaths on her :D

Fighting a speeding ticket 

Nothing can distract you from your driving adventure like a traffic ticket. Since I love to drive...fast that is; the comprehensive complication with it is termed speeding tickets. I hate speeding tickets.

I am assured that I am not the only individual who has received one of these accounts payable documents. They are unfair for the most part. Like... Once upon a time I was on a road trip with my boyfriend and I had been singled out for moving 35mph over the speed limit. There were no pending speed limit changes coming off the freeway on the Oregon Coast.

If a speedometer on a car gauges up to 120mph, why make a speed limit that is god awfully slow on the fast lane? They rely on you to break the law so they can pilfer your stash. I reckon cops love making you feel uneducated by asking you if there is a reason you were speeding. Doyee! They must believe you are idiotic enough to confess you did before you have a chance to defend yourself.

 

Fighting a speeding ticketYou know what else I find deplorable about speeding tickets? Contesting them; not only does it waste your entire day, court usually scheduled at the most inconvenient moment like while work hours. How does that work out, no pun intended? It is like stealing because your' nominal infraction has now turned a $200.00 ticket into a disaster because you missed time at work. We have to find a way to stick it to the man and fight speeding tickets!

Of course if you are good looking you have an enlarged chance of acquiring a warning instead of the other pink slip, well that is if you are blessed enough to get cited by a male sheriff. This is an honest story. I was driving along some junction in Washington and I was pulled over for crossing a double yellow, in front on coming traffic, which this one ironically for me, happened to be a different colored cop car, perusing at a cool 90 in a 35mph zone, with a Washington license, a car registered in California, and auto insurance in Arizona!

Now I was flaunting around in some damn sexy apparel that day, which I figured influenced the cop's ruling to let me off because my boobies were looking particularly voluptuous that day. However, I realize that the police couldn't establish any hard evidence I was speeding. Now aware of certain things it would be pretty hard to document my precise speed even if the cop caught me by radar since I was coming towards him. So there is a reason I got off with such obvious demerits.

 

After flipping through this book I found on vanquishing speeding tickets, reflecting back on it I can say it was defiantly the inability to present adequate evidence that got me off Scott Free, not my boobies. I hardly ever get as lucky as formerly indicated but now I am positive I have a reasonable defense with regards to my tickets being cut or annulled.

This positively beats the choice formally called traffic school which inevitably degrades you to the degree of a fundamental understanding that the color red means stop, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars. My driving record is not exactly free of debris and my insurance is the same as my mortgage so let me stop beating around the bush. I have problems following the laws when my enjoyment and the law conflict. Like sex and STDs or Speeding Ticket Disasters! Refraining from it will definitely work but using protection is advised.

 

Beating a speeding ticket
Obviously to avoid speeding tickets you surely should stop watching race car movies. The thing is, I cannot maintain my self control when I am driving behind some old dude with an oxygen tank riding shotgun in his Cutlass Supreme and because most speed limits are just not conducive to my driving. I got a speeding ticket in my driveway once for going 8mph... Gimmi a break, my Grandma can walk faster than that.

Anyways, there are lots of ways to fight speeding tickets. It is facile if you know where to look and what your' frontline of excuses will be in association with fighting the notorious speeding ticket.

Gimme a pice of your mind! :D 

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by MishaA

I love driving. I love this feeling of speed and control that driving my car gives me. I love the feeling of my car as an extension of myself. I love... (more)

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