How to Tame a Rooster

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Taming and Showing Your Rooster Who is Boss!

So my rooster, shown here, thinks he is the yard boss! In fact, he scares me if I am not properly armed when I go outside and he is on the loose.

Well not anymore, I've figured out how to tame this rooster and I'm betting it will work on yours too if you are having similar issues. Read on to see what I do now and how I've tamed this "I am the yard boss" attitude with a few pumps and a squirt from my new yard weapon.


This is How-To Tame a Rooster

In just a few easy steps

Now that I have you a bit curious...at least I hope I do...I am going to explain my super easy strategy for taming a rooster!

Needed Supplies:
Water - straight from the tap or rain barrel and a Super Soaker Squirt Gun! It really is that easy ;)

I never venture outside without being fully loaded and armed. Now all I have to do if the "yard boss attitude" flares is give my super soaker a few pumps, that usually just stops him in his tracks. If he persists then the rooster with the 'tude' gets a good squirt or two square between the eyes or on his tail-end as he is running the other direction!

Give your cock-a-doodle do in the Duel below and remember no farm animals have been harmed or maimed....he's been tamed!

How to Tame a Rooster

A pictorial view

Cock-a-doodle Do Here!

Jump Kick print
Jump Kick

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So Is This a Cool Way to Tame a Rooster?

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maya says:

I will try your way of taming a rooster but i really doubt it will work on rocky my rooster, but thank you for the suggestion i will defently give it a go.

Deanna says:

My 6 year old uses the garden hose, same concept, now he just has to carry the end of the hose! The rooster has been demoted, he is no longer the "man", as my son puts it!

Kimbesa says:

It sure beats getting chased and pecked!

miaponzo says:

I'd say it sure does sound like a good way.. :)

Margo_Arrowsmith says:

It works pretty good with cats too!

or here

M-J says:

I am going to try this. My rooster has the same attitude and he even looks just like yours. I know the squirt bottle works on cats and dogs so why not chickens. No more getting kicked in the leg for me!!

stargazer00 says:

If I ever get a rooster, I'll be sure to get a super soaker too!

b says:

seems fun but not very practical...what's he gonna do?....peck your leg?....just tap him with your toe in his chest....however hard you think he needs it...that part is on you... water's cool, but if I'm arming myself, I'll take a sprayer of some sort, and a tank I can fill with about 2.5 gallons of water...just to feel safe.......just to "feel" safe................oh...and a knife in my boot...just in case.........just "in" case...............b

MileyCyrusNeedsCloths! says:

Cool idea! ps. thats a pretty rooster!

clouda9 says:

Just had to get out the super dooper super soaker because the damn rooster was in the hen house pecking the new babies! He was just short of getting the axe from the hubs! Wonder why I keep saving this bastard of a bird?

 
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