How to tie a tie
PS/ If it still gets too complicated, just throw it causally around your neck like Jennifer Aniston and work it!
A tie - definition

The necktie (or tie) is a long piece of cloth worn for decorative purposes around the neck or shoulders, resting under the shirt collar and knotted at the throat.
Variants include the bow tie, ascot tie, bolo tie, and the clip-on tie. The modern necktie, ascot, and bow tie are descended from the cravat. Neck ties are generally unsized, but may be available in a longer size.
Men and boys wear neckties as part of regular office attire or formal wear. Neckties can also be worn as part of a uniform (e.g. military, school and waitstaff). Some people wear a tie as normal fashion wear.
Concept: Tie with built-in bottle opener

If you have to wear a tie on a regular basis, it might as well be awesome. In that spirit, Argentina's "Sinapsis" studio designed this "After Office Tie" for a recent DesignBoom.com competition. It's a simple concept that makes a lot of sense: a tie with a bottle opener built into the bottom of it.
The tie will be exhibited at London's Institute of Contemporary Arts from September 30th to October 4th. Whether it'll become an actual product someday is another story. I could see people buying them, though. Or you could probably make your own if you're ambitious.
Via: http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/09/14/concept-tie-with-built-in-bottle-opener/
This is how you tie a tie!
Four ways of tying a tie!

Four in hand knot: Asymmetrical tie knot, good for button-down shirts
Half Windsor Knot: Symmetrical tie knot, goes with any dress shirt
Windsor Knot: Wide & triangular tie knot, good for spread collar shirts
Shell knot: Tidy & fairly wide tie knot, suited for any dress shirt
Note: Starting the tying process with the wide end of the tie on the left or right side is just a matter of custom, so if you are more contented starting with the wide end on the left side then start from the left.
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Neck Noose Sums Up How A Lot Of People Feel About Neck Ties

By Andrew Liszewski
Novelty ties were quite popular a few years ago, but the fad seems to have died off save for the occasional clever design that pops up every now and then like the Neck Noose. The tie features a detailed rope print that starts where the tie is knotted and ends with frayed fibers at the bottom, and it's the perfect way to say 'I'm only wearing a tie because it's required of me.' And as a side rant, at what point in human development did tying a piece of hanging fabric around our necks become an indication of professionalism? I'm convinced the neck tie started out as a sight gag by some long dead fashion designer, and for some reason everyone decided to take it seriously.
The Neck Noose is available from CYBEROPTIX in a 100% silk version for $40 or a microfiber version for $30.
Via: http://www.ohgizmo.com/2008/07/07/neck-noose-sums-up-how-a-lot-of-people-feel-about-neck-ties/
Expert Instructions on How To Tie A Tie
#1 Place the tie around the collar the right way visible (i.e. the seams and label not visible). The relative length of the narrow and wide ends can be adjusted with practice so that the tie is the desired length. A good starting guide is to have the wide end 30 cm or 12 inches lower than the narrow end.
#2 Place the wide end of the tie across the front of the narrow end about 12 cm or 5 inches from the collar.
#3 Fold the wide end behind the narrow end and loop the same (wide) end over the front.
#4 Put the wide end through the back of the large loop (which is around the neck).
#5 Push through the same (wide) end through the smaller loop (around the tie) and pull it through carefully. Be careful to make sure that the wide end does not begin to fold near the forming knot and straighten it if this occurs.
#6 Pull the larger end until the shape of the knot is what you want.
#7 Pull the thin end carefully, to move the knot closer to your collar.
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#2 Place the narrow end of the tie across the front of the wide end about 12 cm or 5 inches from the collar.
#3 Wrap the wide end across the narrow end so it is now the right way on the outside of the knot.
#4 Put the wide end through the back of the large loop (which is around the neck).
#5 Push through the same (wide) end through the smaller loop (around the tie) and pull it through carefully. Pull it until it forms a knot with a pleasing shape.
#6 Pull the thin end carefully and push the bottom of the knot gently, to move the knot closer to your collar.

Need to wear a tie on a Sunday?
Dress For Dinner Napkins

By Andrew Liszewski
Yesterday I wrote about a clever neck tie design that featured a frayed rope print making it look like you had a noose tied around your neck. I also used the post as a soapbox to express my personal disdain for the concept of neck ties in the first place. So I was really happy to stumble across these Dress For Dinner napkins last night which as far as I'm concerned are an acceptable alternative to a real tie if you happen to find yourself dining in an upscale establishment. I mean let's be honest, most of us already use a tie as a napkin if we happen to be wearing one at dinner, so why stop fooling ourselves. A package of 20 Dressed For Dinner napkins featuring 4 different tie designs is available from The Spoon Sisters for $5.95.
Via: http://www.ohgizmo.com/2008/07/08/dress-for-dinner-napkins/
How to Untie Your Tie

To make the loop just big enough to pull your head out and chuck it aside for the next day's use can be very damaging to your tie and you need to properly untie it instead.
And to do that, you need to reverse the steps that you just followed to untie your tie.
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