How To Get Rid Of Flies: House Flies Are The Bane Of Any Sane Person's Existance
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I hate flies and with the increase in global warming, cats, cat litter and general madness in my life, somehow I got flies. And, these weren't the normal die when you spray them flies. Now, they weren't large and gross; they are small house flies.
But they are still flies. I got rid of them once, cleaned up the mess that the flies made when they got stuck in my house, and got rid of cat rugs, litter and such to get rid of their larvae - otherwise know as maggots.
THIS JUST IN: Scroll down to see the Japanese lady who "hypnotizes" flies. Now this is very strange but worth watching.
Now, I had a legitimate excuse for things to get in this shape.
First, my mom was dying in the hospital, so I wasn't as diligent as I could be.Second, one single house fly got in the door.
Third, it is November. Who would think that flies still lived in the Northeastern portion of the United States. Be that as it may, I went out and got some spray, went back out and got some more spray and had a load of drunk, BUT NOT DEAD DAMNED FLIES.
They are in one room - my bedroom. And I sprayed and cleaned and sprayed and cleaned and they went away and just came back.
So, of course, being part of the 21st century, I Googled it - How In The Hell Do I Get Rid Of These Damned Flies!
Amazon's Strange Fly Stuff
Hmmmm...... Not exactly what I was looking for
Change in the House of Flies
Amazon Price: (as of 10/12/2008)
Springstar LLC Indoor Outdoor Fly Trap
Amazon Price: $9.18 (as of 10/12/2008)
Houses Fly Away
Amazon Price: $12.00 (as of 10/12/2008)
Kill House Flies With Newspapers & Fly Swatters
Forget About It!
My cats and me are still alive but we still had the flies. It made me feel better with the fly swatter but it is an urban myth. You ever try and kill a fly with a rolled up newspaper or Dollar Store ratty-assed fly swatter? IT DOESN'T WORK! Either that or I am totally uncoordinated from all the fly spray and cleaning fluids I've inhaled lately trying to kill the flies.They are laughing at me; I know it.
Homemade Fly Dissolving Miracle
They could sell this stuff - Talk About Simple
This is too easy! But it works! Sweet Revenge! They are now dropping like flies. I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. I am giddy with power of dish soap. I am also probably slightly stoned from fly spray. Who cares! They're dying!Fill a spray bottle with warm water and a few drops of dish soap. Shake well before spraying it on the flies. This is technically referred to as an insecticidal soap used more often in gardening. Basically the soap finds its way into the fly and dissolves--ahem, I mean cleans--all of its critical organs. This is a great way to kill flies without the mess associated with killing flies.
Diatect Evironmentally Friendly Insect Killer
I also found a natural Indoor Insect Killer
Japanese Lady "Trains Flies"
Japanese Fly Hypnotism
The Japanese can hypnotise flies. Crazy bunch of people.
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