Flirting with Strippers - Top 10 Fun Things to Say in a Strip Club

What do you say to a stripper? How do you talk to a stripper? What do you say during a table dance? A table dance can be a hot experience that is over much too soon, or the longest three minutes of your life. It all depends on whether or not you can make a quick connection and make it fun for her. I know these girls, she is probably bored to death and will light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars if you are the least bit entertaining. So... how do you talk to a stripper?

Make it fun! She wants to laugh and be entertained. She does NOT want to hear about how pretty or sexy you think she is. She worries constantly about who the next stalker will be, so don't creep her out by going on and on about how she is the sexiest woman you've ever seen. She knows it's not true (she knows what she looks like all puffy and hung over in the morning with no makeup) and she will just think you are strange and creepy.

So make her smile. Tease her, role play, and banter with her. Talk to her like she is your bratty younger sister. This is just the best. If you can get her to act all offended and punch your arm or push you away while laughing, she is going to remember you. She will come back and hang out when things get slow and she wants to be entertained again. Then you can bust on her for that!

So here are my top ten favorite things to say to a stripper:

She comes over and starts acting friendly and rubbing on you - You say, "Wow, finally someone to take my order. Man, the waitresses sure are friendly here! Ok, I'll have two eggs over easy, hash browns scattered and smothered, umm... an order of waffles with butter on the side please, and black coffee... Are you going to get all that right? No seriously, you are not writing anything down."

You can keep this game up all night long every time she passes by, "Excuse me M'am, can I have some catchup?" "Uh, I dropped my fork, can you get me another one?" "What? This isn't Waffle House?"

A few seconds into the dance find something to complain about while grinning - "Smile" or "Stop smiling" whatever, then... "OK, ya know, that's it... I want a divorce! It's been great, but I'm just not getting what I need. It's not you, it's me. Wait, I'm so full of shit, it's really is you. Oh my God keep dancing! I don't want everyone in here to know we are having marital problems right here in the club! I know you've tried...I mean we both have, but we can't stay together just for the kids. Baby Bambi will be fine and we will find some way to pay for little Chuck Norris's sex change operation, I won't leave you hanging with that one..."

Don't let her break in and keep going as long as you can. Then the rest of the night when you pass by her you can act all sad, "I'm gonna miss you so much!" and go in for the hug. Then act all mad later, "I totally want all my CD's back!"

If you are really good you can catch her just before close and say, "OK, OK, maybe we are being a little hasty here. Let's talk about it over breakfast."

This is great for the over 30 girls. She comes up and starts to talk to you. You look around all worried and say, "Mom! I thought we talked about this! You can't work here nights when I'm gonna come in here! I mean I know you're just my step-mom, but still it's weird. But OK, just one dance... Ooo wow Mom, that's kinda hot... mmmm maybe you can come tuck me in later after Dad passes out. Hey, come on', I've seen the way you look at me when I'm all sweaty mowing the lawn and you're laying by the pool with your top undone, accidentally flashing a little boob at me. I see through your little game!"

She is all close and leaning in, you look her right in the eyes and say, "Wow, you have beautiful eyes." then reach up with your hand and say, "May I touch them?"

Smile while saying this or she may not know you are joking!

She comes up and introduces herself as Tiffany or Summer, whatever. You say, "Hi I'm Tom, oh wait, I forget, we are using real names or stripper names? ... Uh, ok, Hi I'm Haywood, Haywood JaDewme (hey would ja do me)."

Then make her repeat your name all night, "What's my name?" she says Haywood JaDewme, you say, "Whoa... don't be so aggressive! Maybe.. if you play your cards right and don't mess it up!"

She asks if you would like a dance, you look at your watch and say, "Oh about 12:30." Then look away. She asks again... "Uh yeah, I'll have a Crown Royal on the rocks... thanks." Look away. Keep this up as long as you can... give her directions to the airport, tell her where you were born etc. "I was born in Denver, why do you ask?" Just don't answer her question!

Sit or stand so you can see the girls come out from the dressing room or girl's bathroom. When you see a girl you like come out... let her cross the room and stop to stand or sit then. Then take a long piece of toilet paper out of your pocket and bend down and act like it was stuck to her shoe. "Wow... did you leave any on the roll?" Hit the same girl over and over until she finally realizes that she has been tricked.

If you see one or two girls just standing there or leaning against the bar, etc., walk right up to them like they were expecting you and start posing them or moving them around to be sexier like a director or fashion photographer would.
"Ok.. this is working.. I like what you are doing with your hair, but we really need to crank the heat up if you are going to make any money with this crowd." Then start moving them around and adjusting their outfits. "OK, you turn a little to the side, now point your toes in a little pigeon-toed with your knees together and bend over a little.. great great! Give me a little school girl pout. Brilliant! Now bite on your nail a little and play peek-a-boo from behind your hair. Fabulous!" Adjust her clothes, pick something off her face etc. The tell her to pick out a guy and give him to look.

You can do this with one girl or a huge group. Just move them around and have fun! Make them do the Charlie's Angel's pose. Think Austin Powers.

She comes up to you and touches you on the chest or hips etc. and is looking down, point up to your eyes and say, "Hey.. I'm up here young lady. Don't come up to me all staring at my chest! I'm more than just a sexy bitch ya know. I'm a human being dammit with feelings feelings and thoughts ... and stuff."

Then get all dramatic like you are going to cry and grab her for a hug. "You girls are all the same... Tommy take me home, Tommy give me ten orgasms like you did the last time.. you just take, take, take! Where's the love?"

You can stop a girl walking by or wait till she comes to you and say, "Do these jeans make my junk look fat? No really. These are the new junk-hugger jeans and I'm worried that I just don't have the right build ya know? Do they make my junk look all firm and bouncy? Aww, thanks, you're a doll."

Now you have something playful to say to every stripper in the club. Using these lines is all about delivery, so don't worry if you get mixed reactions the first time you try one. You have to really get into the scene and say the lines like you mean them with lots of energy. The more you use them, the better you will get. Also, you will find that a few of them just fit you better than others. That's OK! Use those and perfect them. When you find a few that really work, add to them and truly make them yours.

By using these games you are doing the most important thing you can do to attract girls in a strip club... you are being fun! Fifty-percent of the guys the girls meet in the club are creepy, forty-percent are dull as a Tom Shane commercial, nine-percent smell like the floor of a taxi, and a mere one-percent have the ability to perk her up, make her laugh, and make her glad she met you. (Thanks to Lance Mason, Sean Messenger, Mystery)

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Date a Stunning Stripper eBook Table of Contents

Introduction - Who am I, and Why am I Qualified to Write This?

What this Book is Not

1 So You Want to Date a Stripper?

2 Are You Sure You Want to Get Into This?

3 Ten Reasons a Stripper WILL Want to Date You

4 Now You Need a Plan

5 Becoming an Insider

6 The Other Insiders

7 The Money Goes Round and Round

8 What to Do

9 Picking a Club

10 Picking a Girl

11 Find Out More about the Few that Seem Interested

12 Let Potential Prospects know that you are "in their club"

13 Give Her an Opportunity to Ask You Out

14 Be Her Hero

15 Wrap Up

Extra Chapters -

Insider Tips

Quotes from the Girls on..., "Have you ever dated someone you met in a Strip Club?"

Stripper Lessons - What the girls are being told and taught

GLOSSARY

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